Things to not say in a classroom full of black women

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shadb33
shadb33 Members Posts: 3,810 ✭✭✭
edited November 2010 in The Powder Room
Aight so yesterday I was in class and we had a discussion on marriage. I said I wasn't getting married cause marriage was nothin but a business contract, you're basically going into a partnership with someone else of the opposite sex and when ? hits the fan the women usually comes out on top. All the women in there were going crazy at me, I felt like I was getting jumped. They were saying things like "marriage is for love first" and "I wouldn't want his money blah blah". And all this ? basically. Then the professor brought up "courting". And asked all the dudes (like 5 of us) how would we court a woman. Well when she came to me I said there's no such thing as courting in 2010 but if I do take a chick on a date there is a 20 dollar limit. Shouldn't have said that. They went off talkin bout "Where we supposed to go with 20 dollars" and "You supposed to try to impress me how u gon impress me at Mcdonalds". One brother in there understood where I was coming from and he had my back. The other dudes was brownnosing them broads talkin bout "I cant wait to get married". All the chicks was like "Awwwwwww". Smh.
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  • Sourpatch Kid
    Sourpatch Kid Members Posts: 3,809 ✭✭✭
    edited October 2010
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    Marriage is financial suicide. If wanna get ? over by a chick and castrated and robbed of your manhood, it ain't nothing wrong.
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  • About$
    About$ Members Posts: 1,320 ✭✭
    edited October 2010
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    Compliment a white girl... & you'd get cut!
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  • 1of1
    1of1 Members Posts: 37,468 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2010
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    Sounds like young broads...making ? statements like that. BLaw?????
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  • About$
    About$ Members Posts: 1,320 ✭✭
    edited October 2010
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    smh at them dudes sucking up... thirsty-ass fake-ass ni**as
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  • b@squ1@t redux
    b@squ1@t redux Members Posts: 13,035 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2010
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    "impressing" women with expensive ? first dates is mindblowingly lame

    and yet they claim they want it


    so surprising
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  • adagreat
    adagreat Members Posts: 679
    edited October 2010
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    Wow i'm suprprised you got out with your life!
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  • KarolinaSouftoLACali
    KarolinaSouftoLACali Members Posts: 864
    edited October 2010
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    shadb33 wrote: »
    Aight so yesterday I was in class and we had a discussion on marriage. I said I wasn't getting married cause marriage was nothin but a business contract, you're basically going into a partnership with someone else of the opposite sex and when ? hits the fan the women usually comes out on top. All the women in there were going crazy at me, I felt like I was getting jumped. They were saying things like "marriage is for love first" and "I wouldn't want his money blah blah". And all this ? basically. Then the professor brought up "courting". And asked all the dudes (like 5 of us) how would we court a woman. Well when she came to me I said there's no such thing as courting in 2010 but if I do take a chick on a date there is a 20 dollar limit. Shouldn't have said that. They went off talkin bout "Where we supposed to go with 20 dollars" and "You supposed to try to impress me how u gon impress me at Mcdonalds". One brother in there understood where I was coming from and he had my back. The other dudes was brownnosing them broads talkin bout "I cant wait to get married". All the chicks was like "Awwwwwww". Smh.

    nah hoes marry for money first....dem hoes ? on theyself
    hoes marry in this order:
    Money
    Sex
    Love
    gotta have good money to get sex and good sex if u want love from a ?
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  • cityslicka
    cityslicka Members Posts: 177
    edited October 2010
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    walk in with a white girl lmaooo
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  • KTULU IS BACK
    KTULU IS BACK Banned Users Posts: 6,617 ✭✭
    edited October 2010
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    for 20 bucks you can take a romantic walk, grab more than one drink, and even put a flower in her hair

    do ? really wanna sit down in the most expensive restaurant in town on a first date with a dude? get to know each other from across a table like a business meeting?
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  • Well Got Dam
    Well Got Dam Members Posts: 5,440 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2010
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    Just walk in that ? with Maury talmabout you are not the father.
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  • simplyspeaking
    simplyspeaking Confirm Email Posts: 2,195
    edited October 2010
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    KTULU IS BACK wrote: »
    for 20 bucks you can take a romantic walk, grab more than one drink, and even put a flower in her hair

    do ? really wanna sit down in the most expensive restaurant in town on a first date with a dude? get to know each other from across a table like a business meeting?

    you know Ktulu, that sounds like a good ass date.
    too bad your . . . . . . . . . . . . . .never mind.

    and i guarantee you, t/s is ? about what the females said but he probably tried to hook-up with at least 5 of the dumb broads.
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  • kAjUn
    kAjUn Members Posts: 2,439 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2010
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    black women? sounds like some ? all women regardless of race would defend
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  • Blue Libra
    Blue Libra Members Posts: 1,940 ✭✭
    edited October 2010
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    This ? shad stepped his comedy up over the years yo lol
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  • geechee slim
    geechee slim Members Posts: 2,465 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2010
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    Not in a class fulla women.

    You lucky you didn't talk about kids. Or deadbeat dads, cuz I'm sure half of them girls got lil ones.
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  • JackAssInTheBox
    JackAssInTheBox Members Posts: 1,230 ✭✭
    edited October 2010
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    geechee slim wrote: »
    Not in a class fulla women.

    You lucky you didn't talk about kids. Or deadbeat dads, cuz I'm sure half of them girls got lil ones.

    .......................
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  • Zone6reppa
    Zone6reppa Members Posts: 926 ✭
    edited October 2010
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    smh, i've had 20 dollar dates at the crib...movies video games and pizza, wrestling, sex and a comfy bed.............
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  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2010
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    lol, that ? was prollie comedy..

    i never been in a class like that.. i would like to though
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  • Conscious__Nkechi
    Conscious__Nkechi Members Posts: 6,110 ✭✭✭
    edited October 2010
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    b@squ1@t redux wrote: »
    "impressing" women with expensive ? first dates is mindblowingly lame

    and yet they claim they want it


    so surprising

    Extremely unnecessary & pointless.
    KTULU IS BACK wrote: »
    for 20 bucks you can take a romantic walk, grab more than one drink, and even put a flower in her hair

    do ? really wanna sit down in the most expensive restaurant in town on a first date with a dude? get to know each other from across a table like a business meeting?

    I actually agree with you.
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  • bankrupt baller
    bankrupt baller Members Posts: 12,927 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2010
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    KTULU IS BACK wrote: »
    for 20 bucks you can take a romantic walk, grab more than one drink, and even put a flower in her hair

    do ? really wanna sit down in the most expensive restaurant in town on a first date with a dude? get to know each other from across a table like a business meeting?

    isnt that what it is? lol
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  • Colin$mackabi$h
    Colin$mackabi$h Members Posts: 16,586 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2010
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    will you go out with me?
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  • Zone6reppa
    Zone6reppa Members Posts: 926 ✭
    edited October 2010
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    ? all dis weave come from???
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  • Myayoni is bored
    Myayoni is bored Members Posts: 716 ✭✭
    edited October 2010
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    i wouldve thrown a tomato at you
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  • one_manshow
    one_manshow Members Posts: 4,591 ✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2010
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    Should have mentioned the amount of black women having kids out of wedlock then throwing their hands up when the good for nothing "baby father" disappears like Shaun Alexander.
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  • shadb33
    shadb33 Members Posts: 3,810 ✭✭✭
    edited October 2010
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    lol..............................
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  • a.mann
    a.mann Members Posts: 19,746 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2010
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    About$ wrote: »
    smh at them dudes sucking up... thirsty-ass fake-ass ni**as ? gettin' n**as


    fixed that for ya partna
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