HBO Real Sex Documentaries appreciation thread

ricanprince
ricanprince Members Posts: 1,869 ✭✭
edited November 2010 in Lights, Camera, Action!
I remember watching those joints back when I was in middle school, I didnt realize that they still air on HBO. My cable company is giving all customers the movie channels for the next 2 weeks, so ive been dvr movies that I never caught at theater but while scrolling I saw that a real sex episode comes on tonight. Part of the program is suppose to be talking about black strip clubs in detroit so i know there will be plenty of nice ? bouncing around
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  • jonlakadeadmic
    jonlakadeadmic Members Posts: 4,735 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2010
    i see that ? on my guide but i havent watched it since i was in middle school
  • A$AP_A$TON
    A$AP_A$TON Members Posts: 11,691 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2010
    Lol. Ahh ? , I used ta watch dat ? I was younger on the low. Wit the volume turned down so my Moms wouldnt hear.
  • jonlakadeadmic
    jonlakadeadmic Members Posts: 4,735 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2010
    Lol. Ahh ? , I used ta watch dat ? I was younger on the low. Wit the volume turned down so my Moms wouldnt hear.

    hell yeah, and i kept espn or somethin on the "last" button so if she came walkin in the room i could hit it quick
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] rubbed off from friction Posts: 0 ✭✭✭
    edited November 2010
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  • Chillin&Postin
    Chillin&Postin Members Posts: 3,057
    edited November 2010
    Lol. Ahh ? , I used ta watch dat ? I was younger on the low. Wit the volume turned down so my Moms wouldnt hear.

    rofl

    i got delta force special ops hearing from listening to so much real sex,red shoe diaries etc late night in middle school with the volume on 2
  • Chillin&Postin
    Chillin&Postin Members Posts: 3,057
    edited November 2010
    hell yeah, and i kept espn or somethin on the "last" button so if she came walkin in the room i could hit it quick

    aww man,,
    yall my eskimo brethren... i thought i pioneered that move

    i also tried out headphone for a while but it looked too suspicious

    so i kept my "last" button set to fresh prince reruns and always had a "aww man,will so crazy" on deck anytime i heard someone comin close to the door
  • Ekscape
    Ekscape Members Posts: 1,842
    edited November 2010
    hell yeah, and i kept espn or somethin on the "last" button so if she came walkin in the room i could hit it quick

    lmao @ me keeping Cartoon Network on my last button
  • rice n gravy
    rice n gravy Members Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭
    edited November 2010
    back when I use to stay up way past my bed time just to see some ?
  • 1CK1S
    1CK1S Members Posts: 27,471 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2010
    I messed with the real sex series until I found out that cinemax showed softcore porno films around 1 to 3 in the mourning
  • Sovo_Nah
    Sovo_Nah Members Posts: 2,216 ✭✭
    edited November 2010
    I use to watch the first ones when i was in high school. not really sex when i was a teen seeing old white women playing in their grey haired ? . But as an adult, i see that it was more for the sex tip than the sexual gratification.

    I'll never forget this one skinny white lady talking about how she use to ? everything like the porch banisters because she was such a ? child. then they showed her "master bating" and i was all like "ewww."
  • ryder225
    ryder225 Banned Users Posts: 3,203 ✭✭
    edited November 2010
    Real Sex > Cinemax. The cathouse was Da ? as well
  • TheNightKing
    TheNightKing Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 2,484 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2010
    The best one ever was Hookers and Johns: Trick or Treat! The country ass strip club where the light-skinned chick let the old dudes have a p-eating contest on her. Then she let old dude hit in the Champagne room. It wasn't Real Sex but it was an HBO documentary. Wasn't Pimps Up Hoes Down an HBO documentary too?

    I only like the Real Sex episodes that had black people. There was one with the ? Poets or something like that. That was fire! Also one about Miss Black Nude where that old white lady started a pageant for nude black women. Plus one with the chick with the long tongue. She was going up in the barbershops promoting her show, giving dudes dances in the barber chair and what not.
  • Cleveland7venty6
    Cleveland7venty6 Members Posts: 1,285 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2010
    charles2 wrote: »
    The best one ever was Hookers and Johns: Trick or Treat! The country ass strip club where the light-skinned chick let the old dudes have a p-eating contest on her. Then she let old dude hit in the Champagne room. It wasn't Real Sex but it was an HBO documentary. Wasn't Pimps Up Hoes Down an HBO documentary too?

    I only like the Real Sex episodes that had black people. There was one with the ? Poets or something like that. That was fire! Also one about Miss Black Nude where that old white lady started a pageant for nude black women. Plus one with the chick with the long tongue. She was going up in the barbershops promoting her show, giving dudes dances in the barber chair and what not.

    We use to make fun of the ? poets. Them hoes be like " my ? is like the summer breeze, once ? smell my this, in their tracks they freeze!"

    ? dat wack ass ? , aint nothing but skin on bones lol u can ? it, dont suck it, and u can leave it alone.
  • dalyricalbandit
    dalyricalbandit Members, Moderators Posts: 67,918 Regulator
    edited November 2010
    appreciated...
  • A$AP_A$TON
    A$AP_A$TON Members Posts: 11,691 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2010
    hell yeah, and i kept espn or somethin on the "last" button so if she came walkin in the room i could hit it quick

    Lol. My ? , u already know.
  • A$AP_A$TON
    A$AP_A$TON Members Posts: 11,691 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2010
    rofl

    i got delta force special ops hearing from listening to so much real sex,red shoe diaries etc late night in middle school with the volume on 2

    Lol. Yall ? is crazy, but I completely relate.
  • Wishbone Jones
    Wishbone Jones Members Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭
    edited November 2010
  • VulcanRaven
    VulcanRaven Members Posts: 18,859 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2010
    Yeah man those were the days.Only for me it was before middle school.I was like 8 when the projects first got Cable and used to stay up all night during the summer and weekends alone watching TV.Everyone else was older and was sleep for work.
  • young chad
    young chad Members Posts: 1,771 ✭✭✭
    edited November 2010
    Deeaammmnn, got to co-sign this entire ? thread! used all these techniques...
  • TdotGoHARD87
    TdotGoHARD87 Members Posts: 782 ✭✭
    edited November 2010
    as a kid i remember this show late night, lol. good show lol. props to the thread
  • MR.CJ
    MR.CJ Members Posts: 64,689 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2010
    Lol. Ahh ? , I used ta watch dat ? I was younger on the low. Wit the volume turned down so my Moms wouldnt hear.

    lol u ain't lying. i use to run out of lotion.
  • MR.CJ
    MR.CJ Members Posts: 64,689 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2010
    did yall watch cathouse?
  • dmv_use2thewait
    dmv_use2thewait Members Posts: 1,239 ✭✭
    edited November 2010
    Lol. Ahh ? , I used ta watch dat ? I was younger on the low. Wit the volume turned down so my Moms wouldnt hear.
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  • Bcotton5
    Bcotton5 Members Posts: 51,851 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2010
    i see that ? on my guide but i havent watched it since i was in middle school

    lol cosign I got HBO and I always ee it on but I never check for that ?
  • dc's teflondon
    dc's teflondon Members Posts: 5,895 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2010
    MR.CJ wrote: »
    did yall watch cathouse?

    ? i been to the cat house