You go to a porn site and you see the most PERFECT ass ever in a video

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nkflier23
nkflier23 Members Posts: 719 ✭✭✭
edited October 2011 in AKA Donkey
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the entire video its straight BACKSHOTS and you're killin ya sht to it

so the end of the video comes and the girl finally turns around to get the money shot on her face and

its your mother

what you do now?
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  • SunflowaSeeds
    SunflowaSeeds Members Posts: 12,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
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    You gotta stop making threads man. You should just randomly freepost pics like that in threads that you didn't make. You'd be a much better poster.
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  • nkflier23
    nkflier23 Members Posts: 719 ✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
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    Sunflowa Seeds wrote: »
    You gotta stop making threads man. You should just randomly freepost pics like that in threads that you didn't make. You'd be a much better poster.

    you mean to tell me you dont enjoy my life changing situation/decision threads? :(
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  • riddlerap
    riddlerap Members Posts: 17,132 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
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    threadstarter is wack and likes Lil Wayne. although thats like saying the same thing twice.
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  • nineties
    nineties Members Posts: 506 ✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
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    porn is for the weak
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  • MacOne
    MacOne Banned Users Posts: 2,422 ✭✭
    edited October 2011
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    I wouldnt call him wack..but he def needs some thread structure/topic lessons
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  • nkflier23
    nkflier23 Members Posts: 719 ✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
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    riddlerap wrote: »
    threadstarter is wack and likes Lil Wayne. although thats like saying the same thing twice.

    "G-Unit In The House"

    stop it 5
    ya brassier beaters and durag swag died along wit rocawear throwback jerseys
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  • b*braze
    b*braze Members Posts: 8,968 ✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
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    smh @ my first reaction being relief it wasnt a ?
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  • Poster#19
    Poster#19 Members Posts: 280
    edited October 2011
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    I would prolly beat the ? outta my mom. Like Hartigan against yellow rat bastard style on sin city. Don't judge me, judge my ? of a mom for participating in said events.
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  • SelfRespectBre92
    SelfRespectBre92 Members Posts: 18
    edited October 2011
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    Life would never be the same...
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  • south4life
    south4life Members Posts: 9,113 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
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    Lol dude what makes u think of ? like this?
    On another note, that ass is nice.
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  • fullfledged
    fullfledged Members Posts: 238
    edited October 2011
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    that aint ? , my bm's mother told me a story about a guy in Cape Verde who got so wasted he came home went to his mother's room thinking it was his room where his gf was waiting and started ? the ? out of her. Once he realized it was his mom she said "you might as well finish". don't know if its true but it sure is ? up
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  • nkflier23
    nkflier23 Members Posts: 719 ✭✭✭
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    fullfledged wrote: »
    that aint ? , my bm's mother told me a story about a guy in Cape Verde who got so wasted he came home went to his mother's room thinking it was his room where his gf was waiting and started ? the ? out of her. Once he realized it was his mom she said "you might as well finish". don't know if its true but it sure is ? up

    the ? momma aint notice she was fkin her son? ._.
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  • south4life
    south4life Members Posts: 9,113 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    fullfledged wrote: »
    that aint ? , my bm's mother told me a story about a guy in Cape Verde who got so wasted he came home went to his mother's room thinking it was his room where his gf was waiting and started ? the ? out of her. Once he realized it was his mom she said "you might as well finish". don't know if its true but it sure is ? up

    Wait, What The ? !????
    ? was ? the same ? he came out of and he didn't know the difference?
    How u not know how your girl body feels and what kind of mother would sit there and let her son ? her?
    She was sober, she should have stopped it before it started and why would she say u might as well finish, I'm guessing she was bout to get her a nut SMH.
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  • Hypernova
    Hypernova Members Posts: 1,227 ✭✭✭
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    fullfledged wrote: »
    that aint ? , my bm's mother told me a story about a guy in Cape Verde who got so wasted he came home went to his mother's room thinking it was his room where his gf was waiting and started ? the ? out of her. Once he realized it was his mom she said "you might as well finish". don't know if its true but it sure is ? up

    That is ? up , a lie, and kinda hot
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  • fullfledged
    fullfledged Members Posts: 238
    edited October 2011
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    KObydeathkick wrote: »
    That is ? up , a lie, and kinda hot

    hahaha

    i can't ? a fam member no matter how ? i am.
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  • KingJamal
    KingJamal Members Posts: 20,652 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
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    fullfledged wrote: »
    that aint ? , my bm's mother told me a story about a guy in Cape Verde who got so wasted he came home went to his mother's room thinking it was his room where his gf was waiting and started ? the ? out of her. Once he realized it was his mom she said "you might as well finish". don't know if its true but it sure is ? up

    Man hell naw

    Thats some nasty ?

    That guy musta been str8 up wasted if thats true
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  • I.B. Blackman
    I.B. Blackman Members Posts: 3,323 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
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    I'm thoroughly convinced that if some of you took 1/4 of the energy you put into "all things porn" and beatin off to these random damn videos 2-3 times a day and used it to actually get some real life ? you'd probably suprise yourselves.
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  • nkflier23
    nkflier23 Members Posts: 719 ✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
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    *I.B. Blackman* wrote: »
    I'm thoroughly convinced that if some of you took 1/4 of the energy you put into "all things porn" and beatin off to these random damn videos 2-3 times a day and used it to actually get some real life ? you'd probably suprise yourselves.

    you act like ? spendin hours and sht findin and watchin porn

    sht is upwards to 20 mins at most
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  • Melanin_Enriched
    Melanin_Enriched Members Posts: 22,868 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
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    Is this porno an re enactment of immortal technique's dancing with the devil?
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  • Stew
    Stew Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 52,234 Regulator
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    norman78 wrote: »
    Search for the hottest videos with the best ? on the best adult sites

    Spambots find the strangest threads
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  • Lefty_
    Lefty_ Members, Writer Posts: 3,506 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Yo @Stew lock this cuh.
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  • Stew
    Stew Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 52,234 Regulator
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    Lefty_ wrote: »
    Yo @Stew lock this cuh.

    Is that your old alias?

















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  • Lefty_
    Lefty_ Members, Writer Posts: 3,506 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Stew wrote: »
    Lefty_ wrote: »
    Yo @Stew lock this cuh.

    You're a love struck sucka that loves horrible football teams.

    I'm stealin the speakers out your truck.
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