Why I am against ? sex...

Cause I just am ok. The ? is never clean, even after u take a bath. Look the ? wasnt meant to go up there. That's why u gotta use ? and ? . People always say well why does the ? have so many nerve endings..it does so it feels good when u ? ...cmon..if it hurted everytime u took a ? u probably wouldnt look forward to it..but even i know when a good bathroom session is on its way..i get my bottle of water, the day's newspaper and kick back so i can do my thing...