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i remember i use to deal wit this chick a couple of years ago. there was a period where we stopped talkin, but ended back talkin again. so she calls me up and tells me to meet her @ walmart. afte a brief arguement over the phone (hefa didn't tell me WHICH walmart to go to, so i ended up goin to the wrong one), i finally met her.
i park, and she gets into my car. the whole time i'm thinkin "oh *bleep*, it's about to be some drama. b/c usually situations like this, only means it's somethin serious. so she stalls at 1st, and then finally tells me. i braced myself for it as she proceeds to tell me that she had sex wit another WOMAN!!!! i looked @ this hefa like "WTH!!"
i wasn't upset about the other woman part ( i was actually turned on), but the fact this hefa could've told me over the freakin phone!!! this hefa was actin like she had dire info to tell me! so after i gathered myslef over the so-called bomb that was dropped (cuz i thought this hefa was gonna say she was prego), i just started to ask a bunch of questions. how it started? when? who? what did they do and so on? hell i even told that i honestly kinda knew she had that kinda thing in her.i was indeed impressed, and very turned on.
well after that delat again, and then stopped talkin again. aaaand then started back talkin. after we started talkin again, she tells me that her and ole girl hooked up again. again i was shocked. again, i ran thru a list of questions. after our final time of off & on, i went to visit her. we talked about hittin a strip club and possibly pullin a chick to have a 3sum wit. but it never popped off. we drove around, but did really have a clue what spot to hit up. -
I'll save the details.
I've had a co-worker admit he slept with his step daughter as he was trying to tell me to holler at her as well.
Also a co-worker confessed to me that they committed ? with a blood relative.
Another co-worker told me his uncle, who worked at the morgue, was known for having sex with the bodies.
A co-worker told me a story of him and his uncle robbing trannies on the strip. Then getting both of their tales whipped and running from one.
A co-worker I trained at work told me they had just gotten out for attempted murder two years ago. He was also dating my best friend's cousin I came to find out at the time.
A co-worker in the work release told me he was breaking out the half way house and going to some club every saturday night.
A co-worker once went into vivid detail about how tight a cat's ? is.
A foreman once asked the crew, "how do you beat your meat?"
Another co-worker told me him and his buddies ran a train on the chick I was trying to smash at the time.
..... I could go on for a minute. Then there's the stuff I can't discuss at all. I don't know why, but some folks just like telling me all they ? .
i have noooo words for this...smfh -
I got a coworker who shares all her sex stories with me. Been workin wit her like 5 yrs and in them 5 yrs I kno for a fact 10 niccas hit and the worst part of all I still ain't beat fml.
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goodlookinout wrote: »I got a coworker who shares all her sex stories with me. Been workin wit her like 5 yrs and in them 5 yrs I kno for a fact 10 niccas hit and the worst part of all I still ain't beat fml.
No hate, we've all been in this situation. But I feel its my duty to tell you.....You're now a prisoner in the: FRIEND ZONE. The moment a chick starts sharing sex stories with you, you're out of contention -
^^^^^sadly ur correct and I'm at peace wit it. But she a.sexy 40 something freak and I still be holdin out hope. But I don't ride a Harley and she into cats that ride.
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I'll save the details.
I've had a co-worker admit he slept with his step daughter as he was trying to tell me to holler at her as well.
Also a co-worker confessed to me that they committed ? with a blood relative.
Another co-worker told me his uncle, who worked at the morgue, was known for having sex with the bodies.
A co-worker told me a story of him and his uncle robbing trannies on the strip. Then getting both of their tales whipped and running from one.
A co-worker I trained at work told me they had just gotten out for attempted murder two years ago. He was also dating my best friend's cousin I came to find out at the time.
A co-worker in the work release told me he was breaking out the half way house and going to some club every saturday night.
A co-worker once went into vivid detail about how tight a cat's ? is.
A foreman once asked the crew, "how do you beat your meat?"
Another co-worker told me him and his buddies ran a train on the chick I was trying to smash at the time.
..... I could go on for a minute. Then there's the stuff I can't discuss at all. I don't know why, but some folks just like telling me all they ? .
LOL
might be time for a career change -
Not really a "too much too soon" story but, definitely a moment of Ether...
Back when I was in High School, one of my ? got a dose of ? my life HARD. Me & him started beefing over this chick SMH, so we aint kick it like that by then but...I still wouldn't wish this on him...
He was big man on campus. All the ? , or a good amount of the fly ? was feelin him...
He was boning 3 of the baddest hoes at the school. Come to find out, he was rawdoggin all of them...
Come to find out, one of them hoes had HPV, Chlamydia & Gonorrhea. All four of em caught it & took a few days off from school LOL.
Man I never seen no information spread through 2,000 people that fast. ? was all over Facebook, "yo...you know who burning now". Became convo at the Lunchtable & the Locker room. All them dimes became 4's over night & that ? went from Trey Songz to Craig Mack. I felt for that ? real talk. -
Not really a "too much too soon" story but, definitely a moment of Ether...
Back when I was in High School, one of my ? got a dose of ? my life HARD. Me & him started beefing over this chick SMH, so we aint kick it like that by then but...I still wouldn't wish this on him...
He was big man on campus. All the ? , or a good amount of the fly ? was feelin him...
He was boning 3 of the baddest hoes at the school. Come to find out, he was rawdoggin all of them...
Come to find out, one of them hoes had HPV, Chlamydia & Gonorrhea. All four of em caught it & took a few days off from school LOL.
Man I never seen no information spread through 2,000 people that fast. ? was all over Facebook, "yo...you know who burning now". Became convo at the Lunchtable & the Locker room. All them dimes became 4's over night & that ? went from Trey Songz to Craig Mack. I felt for that ? real talk.
All that's shyts cureable... *shrugs* -
damobb2deep wrote: »All that's shyts cureable... *shrugs*
SMH @ that logic
Lol @ "from Trey Songz to Craig Mack" -
goodlookinout wrote: »I got a coworker who shares all her sex stories with me. Been workin wit her like 5 yrs and in them 5 yrs I kno for a fact 10 niccas hit and the worst part of all I still ain't beat fml.
I had the same thing where I used to work (minus the beating part). And she always went into far too much detail and always first thing in the morning. Made me nauseous. -
I'll save the details.
I've had a co-worker admit he slept with his step daughter as he was trying to tell me to holler at her as well.
Also a co-worker confessed to me that they committed ? with a blood relative.
Another co-worker told me his uncle, who worked at the morgue, was known for having sex with the bodies.
A co-worker told me a story of him and his uncle robbing trannies on the strip. Then getting both of their tales whipped and running from one.
A co-worker I trained at work told me they had just gotten out for attempted murder two years ago. He was also dating my best friend's cousin I came to find out at the time.
A co-worker in the work release told me he was breaking out the half way house and going to some club every saturday night.
A co-worker once went into vivid detail about how tight a cat's ? is.
A foreman once asked the crew, "how do you beat your meat?"
Another co-worker told me him and his buddies ran a train on the chick I was trying to smash at the time.
..... I could go on for a minute. Then there's the stuff I can't discuss at all. I don't know why, but some folks just like telling me all they ? .
Who the f you work for.....Springer or Maury? -
damobb2deep wrote: »All that's shyts cureable... *shrugs*
Its cool I guess....if you cool with 2,000 kids knowing you got burned & still got a year left til you graduate LOL -
Chitown Bully wrote: »Damn, is that you in your avijackthemack wrote: »Fam get the ? outta here.
ROFL @ cosigning simps.............I hate that ?
man the ? up and simp on your own strength instead of waiting for the 1st ? to pave the way haha -
damobb2deep wrote: »All that's shyts cureable... *shrugs*
lol you really are lost
hpv is not cureable...treatable, and may eventually go away, but definitely not cureable -
Who the f you work for.....Springer or Maury?
I'm in the industrial business, you meet all kinds of people in this ? . I've floated between different jobs and different companies. Too many to pin point when and where I met who over the years. -
junegemini wrote: »lol you really are lost
hpv is not cureable...treatable, and may eventually go away, but definitely not cureable
And that ? can cause cancer later in life....half of us dudes probably got that ? & I think I read somewhere its hard to detect in men....SMH -
blakfyahking wrote: »ROFL @ cosigning simps.............I hate that ?
man the ? up and simp on your own strength instead of waiting for the 1st ? to pave the way haha
? have no integrity in this simp ? . -
junegemini wrote: »lol you really are lost
son is prob the 1st "black dude lost" on some nas ?
he is one of the few posters I sincerely feel bad for cause something tells me this ? is being completely truthful SMH
it's damn near criminal to not have a father figure
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i thought hpv didnt do ? to men and we could only carry it and it caused cancer in women? idk tho
and i knew a chick who told me about how she used to let her dog lick her ? -
nthngis4vr& alwyzisalie wrote: »On thanksgiving, I was chillin with my hubby's family and were playing some game where you're shouting out answers. forgot the name of it.
anyway, the clue was "something you do before sex". his uncle says shower, sister yells out something and then this ? Tim yells out "uh i dunno..go boo boo?".
*silence*
Me, my husband and his uncle were like...wait what? then his mom starts laughin all loud to change the subject. after that, everyone was pretty much sure that the ? rumors about him are true.
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Lurk_Hinrich wrote: »Maybe I'm not catchin sumthing but what makes ya say dude is ? ? Cuz he said boo boo? Instead of take a ? ? Lol or jus the process of takin a ? before makes him ? ?..lol I'm confused at the joke
dont try to understand man.. -
Its cool I guess....if you cool with 2,000 kids knowing you got burned & still got a year left til you graduate LOL
Ummm my school had a thing called the grammies where they told people who had std's they did this EVERY year -
mdizzle9000 wrote: »i thought hpv didnt do ? to men and we could only carry it and it caused cancer in women? idk tho
and i knew a chick who told me about how she used to let her dog lick her ?
I jus got sick... -
damobb2deep wrote: »Ummm my school had a thing called the grammies where they told people who had std's they did this EVERY year
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This lady I work with told me about her son who was accused of molesting his little cousins "but that was a bunch of ? " (but he still got on probation for that) and can't use the internet because he's addicted to porn & online gaming.
