*Spoiler* Major Former WWE Diva Debuting For TNA Tonight

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*Spoiler* Major Former WWE Diva Debuting For TNA Tonight
Submitted by Daniel Pena on May 3, 2011 - 6:08pm
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Former WWE talent Joanie "Chyna" Laurer is backstage at tonight's TNA iMPACT! taping in Orlando, Florida and will debut as Kurt Angle's mistress.

Lindsay Hayward (a/k/a Isis the Amazon), who was tapped to participate in WWE NXT last fall, was originally scheduled for the part. However, it was determined that she was too green for the role. Nonetheless, she too is scheduled for tonight's taping.
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  • powerman 5000
    powerman 5000 Members Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    good to see chyna around again. That sex tape was enough to turn a straight man ? though.
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  • Mally_G
    Mally_G Members Posts: 2,927 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    that sex tape was wickedy-wickedy-wickedy WACK!!!!

    X-Pac couldn't keep his ? up past 50 pumps

    and the "role playing" / dressing up was lame

    And Chyna's little man in the boat was a bit too big for the boat. ? looked like Shaq in a kiddie row boat.

    the only thing I can universally approve of from that video was getting head. Though she wasn't a pro, you can always appreciate a broad for trying.
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  • DOPEdweebz
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    Mally_G wrote: »
    that sex tape was wickedy-wickedy-wickedy WACK!!!!

    X-Pac couldn't keep his ? up past 50 pumps

    and the "role playing" / dressing up was lame

    And Chyna's little man in the boat was a bit too big for the boat. ? looked like Shaq in a kiddie row boat.

    the only thing I can universally approve of from that video was getting head. Though she wasn't a pro, you can always appreciate a broad for trying.

    WTF are you on? Lol you a funny dude.
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  • DOPEdweebz
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    powerman 5000 wrote: »
    good to see chyna around again. That sex tape was enough to turn a straight man ? though.


    NOTHING will turn a REAL straight man ? . NOTHING. But ya it's about six years late but I'll take it.
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  • dalyricalbandit
    dalyricalbandit Members, Moderators Posts: 67,918 Regulator
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    so kong goes to wwe and chyna goes to tna interesting
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  • mikelewis
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    Was kind of looking forward to an Awesome Kong/Chyna match one day.

    Is Chyna sober these days??
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  • twizza 77
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    I thought Chyna was done with wrestling and just doing C movies, and being in denial about her drug problem.
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  • DOPEdweebz
    DOPEdweebz Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 29,364 Regulator
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pQoVA1zC_w

    preview of 5/12 chyna's return.
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  • vageneral08
    vageneral08 Members Posts: 19,535 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    smh@ having a man ? for a mistress
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  • nujerz84
    nujerz84 Members Posts: 15,418 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Chyna imo looks better now than she ever did in WWE imo hopefully that ? can lay off the drugs. She lost alot of muscle though guess that a good thing lol.
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  • Mally_G
    Mally_G Members Posts: 2,927 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    vageneral08 wrote: »
    smh@ having a man ? for a mistress

    but if Kurt isn't married to Karen anymore in reality and storyline, why is Chyna his mistress?

    i thought a mistress was the other woman to a married man. is Kurt supposed to be married to someone else in character, and if so, how does this affect Jeff and Karen? Shouldn't Kurt be worried about his "wife" if he has a mistress?


    Just another plot hole, I guess......

    Unless he was "cheating" with Chyna the entire time he was married to Karen. If so, that's a downgrade.
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  • VIBE
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    Mally_G wrote: »
    but if Kurt isn't married to Karen anymore in reality and storyline, why is Chyna his mistress?

    i thought a mistress was the other woman to a married man. is Kurt supposed to be married to someone else in character, and if so, how does this affect Jeff and Karen? Shouldn't Kurt be worried about his "wife" if he has a mistress?


    Just another plot hole, I guess......

    Unless he was "cheating" with Chyna the entire time he was married to Karen. If so, that's a downgrade.

    I didn't see that they introduced her as the mistress but the tag team partner, so wtf? Is the tag team partner = mistress? Because they never said the word "mistress" at all, just tag team partner.
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  • Mally_G
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    VIBE86 wrote: »
    I didn't see that they introduced her as the mistress but the tag team partner, so wtf? Is the tag team partner = mistress? Because they never said the word "mistress" at all, just tag team partner.

    i missed that segment last night, but saw the battle royal and other parts of the show, so I don't know if they did or didn't announce her as a mistress. but all the online reports have her appearing as his "mistress". So I guess, the initial story was that she was his mistress, and I guess it stuck. But i hear you if she's just a tag partner, can't go off everything bit of news/rumors on the 'net.
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  • nujerz84
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    I heard them (announcers) saying Tag Partner but the Jarrets saying Mistress..
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  • VIBE
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    Someone doesn't know the story in TNA lol they better catch up next week
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  • dalyricalbandit
    dalyricalbandit Members, Moderators Posts: 67,918 Regulator
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    Lost alot of her muscles
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  • nujerz84
    nujerz84 Members Posts: 15,418 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    dalyricalbandit wrote: »
    Lost alot of her muscles
    Yeah she looks like a regular woman almost... before she looked like a Dude with Wig on.
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  • Mally_G
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    VIBE86 wrote: »
    Someone doesn't know the story in TNA lol they better catch up next week

    What's the story?
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  • Startraks
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    I wonder what X-Pac (Syxx) will have to say about this.
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  • TrueGodHS
    TrueGodHS Members Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭✭
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    Chyna is mad gross son.....
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  • lion_heart
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    Does she still have that strong (Jay Leno) jaw?
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  • destro1
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    lion_heart wrote: »
    Does she still have that strong (Jay Leno) jaw?

    This from the man who has M.J in his profile pic haha
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  • lion_heart
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    destro1 wrote: »
    This from the man who has M.J in his profile pic haha

    Yes of course because M.J's jaw is just as strong :s
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