? cant take a joke!

Im at the bar and im talking to a friend of a friend, and she start ? about there being no classy men left, long story short

Her: Do you open doors for a lady?
Me: always
Her: ? , dont lie
Me:Yea im classy (lying i dont)
Her:when you get to your car what do you do?
Me: I open the door
Her: ? ? ! your a lair
Me: I pull out chairs, open doors, and pull down panties, i was raised right.....Im a grade A gentleman, i even give the courtesty tap
Her:Your a ? ? , its guys like you that ruin woman bah bah bah bah

Truth be told i walked away, she was making a big sceen but wasnt that witty and funny
(Oh ya she said she liked funny classy guys with great a sense of humor )