Walked in on my ? fkcin a midget.. SMH
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death187sin
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Last night I went to some pool party at a co-workers house and bought a few of my dudes wit me. It wasn't really that hot so it wasn't anyone really in the pool.
One of boys left.. The rest of us stayed and got a lil ? . Now we looking for my boy that left because he never told us he was leaving.
On the way home he called us letting us know he left so we decided to play a prank on him on our way home. (? ? )
Pull up at his house. I had a sheet in my trunk from when i went to the beach. I put it over my head and walked through the ally where his kitchen window was at.. (We all laughing like we smoked something)
Still hysterical... My boy decides it would be even funnier if we climbed in the window instead of knocking on the door. My boy got in through the window and opened the kitchen door to let us in..
(sheet back over my head) Hysterical! I fell and knocked the recycling can over in the kitchen. I thought that would of made him come in the kitchen so we just hidden in the dark and was gonna surprise him when he turned the light on. (he didn't come)
Decided to start making ghost noises walking through the living room. Nothing!
Hear bed squeaking and some moaning. (NOW WE REALLY READY TO GET HIM)
Get to the bedroom door.. (He's almost 7ft tall at about 260 in weight)
My other boy takes a hat from the closet and covers his face with it. I remove the sheet and put my tea shirt over my face.. Now we want to make it look like a home invasion.
The room door cracked so we kick the door the rest of the way open!
Comcast remote in my hand like it's a gun.. HE SCREAMS LIKE A OTIS REDDING!
At first we just stood there in disbelief as it appeared he was on the bed with a small child or a doll or some ? .. Seen it was the same midget chick who he ran into some weeks ago and made fun of and clowned at the though of hittin it.
I kinda wanted to see what midget sex was like until now.. Her body looked so ? deformed laying there with nothing on! I can't do it.
Anyway. That's the story of my life man..
One of boys left.. The rest of us stayed and got a lil ? . Now we looking for my boy that left because he never told us he was leaving.
On the way home he called us letting us know he left so we decided to play a prank on him on our way home. (? ? )
Pull up at his house. I had a sheet in my trunk from when i went to the beach. I put it over my head and walked through the ally where his kitchen window was at.. (We all laughing like we smoked something)
Still hysterical... My boy decides it would be even funnier if we climbed in the window instead of knocking on the door. My boy got in through the window and opened the kitchen door to let us in..
(sheet back over my head) Hysterical! I fell and knocked the recycling can over in the kitchen. I thought that would of made him come in the kitchen so we just hidden in the dark and was gonna surprise him when he turned the light on. (he didn't come)
Decided to start making ghost noises walking through the living room. Nothing!
Hear bed squeaking and some moaning. (NOW WE REALLY READY TO GET HIM)
Get to the bedroom door.. (He's almost 7ft tall at about 260 in weight)
My other boy takes a hat from the closet and covers his face with it. I remove the sheet and put my tea shirt over my face.. Now we want to make it look like a home invasion.
The room door cracked so we kick the door the rest of the way open!
Comcast remote in my hand like it's a gun.. HE SCREAMS LIKE A OTIS REDDING!
At first we just stood there in disbelief as it appeared he was on the bed with a small child or a doll or some ? .. Seen it was the same midget chick who he ran into some weeks ago and made fun of and clowned at the though of hittin it.
I kinda wanted to see what midget sex was like until now.. Her body looked so ? deformed laying there with nothing on! I can't do it.
Anyway. That's the story of my life man..
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y do ppl take da tyme 2 maake up storiessss???
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cant hate on the midget broad some of em be havin fat ? ...ya'll ? coulda got shot tho...im glad i dont got homies that play like that
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HAF BAYKED wrote: »cant hate on the midget broad some of em be havin fat ? ...ya'll ? coulda got shot tho...im glad i dont got homies that play like that
He aint shooting nuthing. He cringes at the sight of a hammer. -
Bruh, didn't you get your ass beat by a ? dude?
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yall must've been smoking dippers to do some dumb ? like this. ? around and get shot sneaking in folks cribs
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Dis for real? Funny ? .
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so we got the lunch ? who got beat up by a ? and the dude who wants to ? his self
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Idi Amin Dada wrote: »Bruh, didn't you get your ass beat by a ? dude?
Bruh, didn't you peddle from Vermont to Atlanta on a bike wit just the seat pole on it? -
Dilla Nevada wrote: »
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This ? righ'chere is pure comedy...... -
Why Ya'll so uptight, just run with it....damn.
I cant help to simp u every time I see u on here... Looking good! lol don't judge me. -
idi amin dada wrote: »bruh, didn't you get your ass beat by a ? dude?
..in the grocery store.. In the produce isle... In front of eeeeeeeeerrr body! -
why ya'll so uptight, just run with it....damn.
cause.. His ass got a new unbelieveable story every dam day!.. -
PUPU_IZ_DRO wrote: »cause.. His ass got a new unbelieveable story every dam day!..
No.. Yall got unbelievable stories every day! At least I try to makes mines funny. *shrugs* -
PUPU_IZ_DRO wrote: »..in the grocery store.. In the produce isle... In front of eeeeeeeeerrr body!
I still shiver when i see green peppers.. -
death187sin wrote: »Bruh, didn't you peddle from Vermont to Atlanta on a bike wit just the seat pole on it?
Difference between us is that you made that up....your story is true. -
death187sin wrote: »I still shiver when i see green peppers..
Ya ? be tinglin' at the thought of being touch by a ? again bruh? Naaah this can't be life.... -
death187sin wrote: »bruh, didn't you peddle from vermont to atlanta on a bike wit just the seat pole on it?
? !.. Now that was funny!.. Hahahaha -
If you're in the room with a naked midget ? and don't take a pic you should die.
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cool story. You should tell it at weddings
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thats some serious cockblocking
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LMAO @ that story
crazy n1ggers -
Death 187 sin is one of the last real brothers left.
That story is funny and it is disturbing at the same time.
What more you ? want? -
Idi Amin Dada wrote: »Difference between us is that you made that up....your story is true.
Your farts sound like a ship horn from excessive ? stretching.. -
death187sin wrote: »Your farts sound like a ship horn from excessive ? stretching..
Where did you get the av from ? ?
