Indian Customer Service Agents Unappreciation Thread

KingJamal
KingJamal Members Posts: 20,652 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited August 2011 in For The Grown & Sexy
So I just had to call customer Service to return something right. And as usual it was an indian guy on the line and this guy spoke the worse english ever. Man I had to try my hardest to understand what the ? he was saying. This ain't the first time this has happened either. I remember when My Xbox had the red ring of death I had to call customer service it was another indian who I couldn't even understand. ? that ? was driving me crazy.

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  • CapitalC
    CapitalC Members Posts: 2,056
    edited August 2011
    I feel you son, we outsource to them at my job...
    I'm a pretty tolerant ? but their accents and names be nightmares and ? ...
    Then this ? said one day "can you call us when it's daytime here for a meeting" These ? is 13 hours ahead of us!!! I was not bout to be on no con call at 1 in the morining...
  • KingJamal
    KingJamal Members Posts: 20,652 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    CapitalC wrote: »
    I feel you son, we outsource to them at my job...
    I'm a pretty tolerant ? but their accents and names be nightmares and ? ...
    Then this ? said one day "can you call us when it's daytime here for a meeting" These ? is 13 hours ahead of us!!! I was not bout to be on no con call at 1 in the morining...

    damn I guess they frustrate the hell outta u lol
  • lamontbdc
    lamontbdc Members Posts: 18,824 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    ? with sprint one day i had to tell the dude to spell out what the ? he was saying. and i still couldn't understand i hung up and called back.
  • Trollio
    Trollio Members Posts: 25,815 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    give them ur social security number over the phone..you can trust them
  • KingJamal
    KingJamal Members Posts: 20,652 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    lamontbdc wrote: »
    ? with sprint one day i had to tell the dude to spell out what the ? he was saying. and i still couldn't understand i hung up and called back.

    lol @ saying to urself ? it, I'll call back again
  • blackrain
    blackrain Members, Moderators Posts: 27,269 Regulator
    edited August 2011
    Last Saturday I got so ? this one Indian guy kept putting me on mute so he could talk to the other people in the background I demanded to speak to someone in charge...? 's whole tone/voice changed when I said that ? and he got real attentive and tried to apologize saying "I'm sorry for the poor service sir. Just give me a chance to correct the problem"...just demand to speak to someone above them...turns out they really do take that ? seriously
  • playmaker88
    playmaker88 Members Posts: 67,905 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    ? saying hi my name is Mike.. nah ? your name is Muktar from bombay.. you aint in ohio ? ..
  • KingJamal
    KingJamal Members Posts: 20,652 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    blackrain wrote: »
    Last Saturday I got so ? this one Indian guy kept putting me on mute so he could talk to the other people in the background I demanded to speak to someone in charge...? 's whole tone/voice changed when I said that ? and he got real attentive and tried to apologize saying "I'm sorry for the poor service sir. Just give me a chance to correct the problem"...just demand to speak to someone above them...turns out they really do take that ? seriously

    Thanks 4 the tip, I'll use that next time
    ? saying hi my name is Mike.. nah ? your name is Muktar from bombay.. you aint in ohio ? ..

    lmao
  • 7figz
    7figz Members Posts: 15,294 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
  • Elzo69Renaissance
    Elzo69Renaissance Members Posts: 50,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    I remember one day this dude was getting on my nerves so im like what's ur name? he is like Mike lol im like no YOUR real name he went Mike this back and forth went on for like 10 mins til he broke down and said his name was like Sandeep or something. I was dying lol
  • KingJamal
    KingJamal Members Posts: 20,652 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    kai_valya wrote: »
    this isn't customer service per say, but my sister has been getting harassing phone calls from some indian scam artists. basically they were pretending to be from the canadian government and were telling her they had a check for her, but they needed her to pay the fee to have it wired to her. so she starts asking them questions like since when did the canadian government wire money, why couldn't they just mail her a check?

    he tells her there's something wrong with the mailing system. she asks why don't they just deduct the fee fro the check they're about to wire her. and he just starts getting ? , like "do you want your money or not?" "why are you asking me all these questions?". then she says he out of nowhere started telling her how sexy her voice was and asking her "hey baby you wanna be my girlfriend?" "i love you baby"

    she says he kept calling for about a month. she'd ask him to stop calling, but he said he'd only stop calling if she said she loved him. she finally managed to get him to stop (for now at least) by telling him she was recording their convo for the police (just bluffing). also she asked him why they were running this scam and he said i quote "money is like a religion over here"

    Well yea thats how those scams usually go but thats the 1st time I've heard of them trying to hook up with the girl over the phone while their trying to scam them.
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  • KingJamal
    KingJamal Members Posts: 20,652 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    I remember one day this dude was getting on my nerves so im like what's ur name? he is like Mike lol im like no YOUR real name he went Mike this back and forth went on for like 10 mins til he broke down and said his name was like Sandeep or something. I was dying lol

    Just like playmaker88 said they be givin false names out lol
  • KingJamal
    KingJamal Members Posts: 20,652 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    The Jamel wrote: »
    Wait till u call a bank and have the same problem.

    I actually got a hold of some from itunes cause they hit me with seven ten dollar charges.
    Tell me why this red dot answered the phone talking about my name is Steve how may I help u?

    Wat bank u got that has indians????
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  • kat2180
    kat2180 Members Posts: 12,056 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    Lol..the company I work for outsource IT to India. It's sooo bad..people call it the helpless desk.

    @Kai..they're trying to scam me too! They called my job saying I have litigation pending due to an unpaid payday loan. I google the number and there were complaints identical to my situation all over the web. I got crunk as ? the next time they called..smh.
  • nujerz84
    nujerz84 Members Posts: 15,418 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    FYE I made the mistake of joining that ? ...(Where I buy my music and videogames) that ? goes to India cant understand what them people are saying... but shouts to my Indian heads at Indian Square in Jersey City..
  • nujerz84
    nujerz84 Members Posts: 15,418 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    I remember one day this dude was getting on my nerves so im like what's ur name? he is like Mike lol im like no YOUR real name he went Mike this back and forth went on for like 10 mins til he broke down and said his name was like Sandeep or something. I was dying lol

    lmao.....lol
  • KingJamal
    KingJamal Members Posts: 20,652 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    The Jamel wrote: »
    BoA, wells Fargo and chase.

    Ohhh alright
  • KingJamal
    KingJamal Members Posts: 20,652 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    kai_valya wrote: »
    i think all there customer service calls are handled remotely.

    these commercials are dead on

    I guess they didn't actually want an indian guy in that commercial becuz they would get accused of racism lol
  • des100
    des100 Members Posts: 99
    edited August 2011
    KingJamal wrote: »
    So I just had to call customer Service to return something right. And as usual it was an indian guy on the line and this guy spoke the worse english ever. Man I had to try my hardest to understand what the ? he was saying. This ain't the first time this has happened either. I remember when My Xbox had the red ring of death I had to call customer service it was another indian who I couldn't even understand. ? that ? was driving me crazy.

    they got indian bill collectors callin for my brother
    i just picture that scene from Slumdog Millionaire

    "where are you"
    "next to the loch"
    "which loch"
    "loch...big loch....LOCH BIG BEN, next to sean connerys flat"
    lol
  • J-GUTTA
    J-GUTTA Members Posts: 9,107 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    I swear to ? except for the bank that my mortgage was with AHMSI3 I never get an Indian person yo I always get Tameka though. The last girl gave me a full credit for my new phone and covered 60 percent of my bill and that was Sprint.
  • caddo man
    caddo man Members Posts: 22,476 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    kai_valya wrote: »
    this isn't customer service per say, but my sister has been getting harassing phone calls from some indian scam artists. basically they were pretending to be from the canadian government and were telling her they had a check for her, but they needed her to pay the fee to have it wired to her. so she starts asking them questions like since when did the canadian government wire money, why couldn't they just mail her a check?

    he tells her there's something wrong with the mailing system. she asks why don't they just deduct the fee fro the check they're about to wire her. and he just starts getting ? , like "do you want your money or not?" "why are you asking me all these questions?". then she says he out of nowhere started telling her how sexy her voice was and asking her "hey baby you wanna be my girlfriend?" "i love you baby"

    she says he kept calling for about a month. she'd ask him to stop calling, but he said he'd only stop calling if she said she loved him. she finally managed to get him to stop (for now at least) by telling him she was recording their convo for the police (just bluffing). also she asked him why they were running this scam and he said i quote "money is like a religion over here"

    LOL @ the sexy voice! Most females with sexy voices I know are fat!



    And money is a religion everywhere.
  • caddo man
    caddo man Members Posts: 22,476 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    This thread will degrade to pics of half naked indian women sooner than later!