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Indian Customer Service Agents Unappreciation Thread

KingJamalKingJamal Posts: 20,652 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited August 2011 in For The Grown & Sexy
So I just had to call customer Service to return something right. And as usual it was an indian guy on the line and this guy spoke the worse english ever. Man I had to try my hardest to understand what the fuck he was saying. This ain't the first time this has happened either. I remember when My Xbox had the red ring of death I had to call customer service it was another indian who I couldn't even understand. OMG that shit was driving me crazy.
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  • CapitalCCapitalC Posts: 2,056
    edited August 2011
    I feel you son, we outsource to them at my job...
    I'm a pretty tolerant nigga but their accents and names be nightmares and shit...
    Then this nigga said one day "can you call us when it's daytime here for a meeting" These niggas is 13 hours ahead of us!!! I was not bout to be on no con call at 1 in the morining...
  • KingJamalKingJamal Posts: 20,652 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    CapitalC wrote: »
    I feel you son, we outsource to them at my job...
    I'm a pretty tolerant nigga but their accents and names be nightmares and shit...
    Then this nigga said one day "can you call us when it's daytime here for a meeting" These niggas is 13 hours ahead of us!!! I was not bout to be on no con call at 1 in the morining...

    damn I guess they frustrate the hell outta u lol
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  • lamontbdclamontbdc 16th & UPosts: 18,824 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    fucking with sprint one day i had to tell the dude to spell out what the fuck he was saying. and i still couldn't understand i hung up and called back.
  • Trollio Trollio Trollololololololololol Posts: 25,817 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    give them ur social security number over the phone..you can trust them
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  • KingJamalKingJamal Posts: 20,652 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    lamontbdc wrote: »
    fucking with sprint one day i had to tell the dude to spell out what the fuck he was saying. and i still couldn't understand i hung up and called back.

    lol @ saying to urself Fuck it, I'll call back again
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  • blackrainblackrain Posts: 27,261 Regulator
    edited August 2011
    Last Saturday I got so pissed this one Indian guy kept putting me on mute so he could talk to the other people in the background I demanded to speak to someone in charge...nigga's whole tone/voice changed when I said that shit and he got real attentive and tried to apologize saying "I'm sorry for the poor service sir. Just give me a chance to correct the problem"...just demand to speak to someone above them...turns out they really do take that shit seriously
  • playmaker88playmaker88 Boy, I tell you that's vision Like Tony Romo when he hitting Witten Posts: 67,904 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    Motherfuckers saying hi my name is Mike.. nah bitch your name is Muktar from bombay.. you aint in ohio bitch..
  • KingJamalKingJamal Posts: 20,652 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    blackrain wrote: »
    Last Saturday I got so pissed this one Indian guy kept putting me on mute so he could talk to the other people in the background I demanded to speak to someone in charge...nigga's whole tone/voice changed when I said that shit and he got real attentive and tried to apologize saying "I'm sorry for the poor service sir. Just give me a chance to correct the problem"...just demand to speak to someone above them...turns out they really do take that shit seriously

    Thanks 4 the tip, I'll use that next time
    Motherfuckers saying hi my name is Mike.. nah bitch your name is Muktar from bombay.. you aint in ohio bitch..

    lmao
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  • 7figz7figz Still don’t nothing move but the money Posts: 15,294 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    Word. Fuck'em.
  • Elzo69RenaissanceElzo69Renaissance Never selling dreams, always serving cream SeattlePosts: 50,709 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    I remember one day this dude was getting on my nerves so im like what's ur name? he is like Mike lol im like no YOUR real name he went Mike this back and forth went on for like 10 mins til he broke down and said his name was like Sandeep or something. I was dying lol
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  • KingJamalKingJamal Posts: 20,652 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    kai_valya wrote: »
    this isn't customer service per say, but my sister has been getting harassing phone calls from some indian scam artists. basically they were pretending to be from the canadian government and were telling her they had a check for her, but they needed her to pay the fee to have it wired to her. so she starts asking them questions like since when did the canadian government wire money, why couldn't they just mail her a check?

    he tells her there's something wrong with the mailing system. she asks why don't they just deduct the fee fro the check they're about to wire her. and he just starts getting pissed, like "do you want your money or not?" "why are you asking me all these questions?". then she says he out of nowhere started telling her how sexy her voice was and asking her "hey baby you wanna be my girlfriend?" "i love you baby"

    she says he kept calling for about a month. she'd ask him to stop calling, but he said he'd only stop calling if she said she loved him. she finally managed to get him to stop (for now at least) by telling him she was recording their convo for the police (just bluffing). also she asked him why they were running this scam and he said i quote "money is like a religion over here"

    Well yea thats how those scams usually go but thats the 1st time I've heard of them trying to hook up with the girl over the phone while their trying to scam them.
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  • The DiddlerThe Diddler Posts: 17,295 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    Wait till u call a bank and have the same problem.

    I actually got a hold of some from itunes cause they hit me with seven ten dollar charges.
    Tell me why this red dot answered the phone talking about my name is Steve how may I help u?
  • KingJamalKingJamal Posts: 20,652 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    I remember one day this dude was getting on my nerves so im like what's ur name? he is like Mike lol im like no YOUR real name he went Mike this back and forth went on for like 10 mins til he broke down and said his name was like Sandeep or something. I was dying lol

    Just like playmaker88 said they be givin false names out lol
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  • KingJamalKingJamal Posts: 20,652 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    The Jamel wrote: »
    Wait till u call a bank and have the same problem.

    I actually got a hold of some from itunes cause they hit me with seven ten dollar charges.
    Tell me why this red dot answered the phone talking about my name is Steve how may I help u?

    Wat bank u got that has indians????
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  • The DiddlerThe Diddler Posts: 17,295 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    KingJamal wrote: »
    Wat bank u got that has indians????

    BoA, wells Fargo and chase.
  • kat2180kat2180 Posts: 12,056 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    Lol..the company I work for outsource IT to India. It's sooo bad..people call it the helpless desk.

    @Kai..they're trying to scam me too! They called my job saying I have litigation pending due to an unpaid payday loan. I google the number and there were complaints identical to my situation all over the web. I got crunk as fuck the next time they called..smh.
  • nujerz84nujerz84 NJPosts: 15,418 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    FYE I made the mistake of joining that shit...(Where I buy my music and videogames) that shit goes to India cant understand what them people are saying... but shouts to my Indian heads at Indian Square in Jersey City..
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  • nujerz84nujerz84 NJPosts: 15,418 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    I remember one day this dude was getting on my nerves so im like what's ur name? he is like Mike lol im like no YOUR real name he went Mike this back and forth went on for like 10 mins til he broke down and said his name was like Sandeep or something. I was dying lol

    lmao.....lol
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  • KingJamalKingJamal Posts: 20,652 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    The Jamel wrote: »
    BoA, wells Fargo and chase.

    Ohhh alright
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  • KingJamalKingJamal Posts: 20,652 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    kai_valya wrote: »
    i think all there customer service calls are handled remotely.

    these commercials are dead on

    I guess they didn't actually want an indian guy in that commercial becuz they would get accused of racism lol
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  • des100des100 Posts: 99
    edited August 2011
    KingJamal wrote: »
    So I just had to call customer Service to return something right. And as usual it was an indian guy on the line and this guy spoke the worse english ever. Man I had to try my hardest to understand what the fuck he was saying. This ain't the first time this has happened either. I remember when My Xbox had the red ring of death I had to call customer service it was another indian who I couldn't even understand. OMG that shit was driving me crazy.

    they got indian bill collectors callin for my brother
    i just picture that scene from Slumdog Millionaire

    "where are you"
    "next to the loch"
    "which loch"
    "loch...big loch....LOCH BIG BEN, next to sean connerys flat"
    lol
  • J-GUTTAJ-GUTTA Posts: 9,107 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    I swear to god except for the bank that my mortgage was with AHMSI3 I never get an Indian person yo I always get Tameka though. The last girl gave me a full credit for my new phone and covered 60 percent of my bill and that was Sprint.
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  • caddo mancaddo man Failure is success in progress! Posts: 22,476 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    kai_valya wrote: »
    this isn't customer service per say, but my sister has been getting harassing phone calls from some indian scam artists. basically they were pretending to be from the canadian government and were telling her they had a check for her, but they needed her to pay the fee to have it wired to her. so she starts asking them questions like since when did the canadian government wire money, why couldn't they just mail her a check?

    he tells her there's something wrong with the mailing system. she asks why don't they just deduct the fee fro the check they're about to wire her. and he just starts getting pissed, like "do you want your money or not?" "why are you asking me all these questions?". then she says he out of nowhere started telling her how sexy her voice was and asking her "hey baby you wanna be my girlfriend?" "i love you baby"

    she says he kept calling for about a month. she'd ask him to stop calling, but he said he'd only stop calling if she said she loved him. she finally managed to get him to stop (for now at least) by telling him she was recording their convo for the police (just bluffing). also she asked him why they were running this scam and he said i quote "money is like a religion over here"

    LOL @ the sexy voice! Most females with sexy voices I know are fat!



    And money is a religion everywhere.
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  • caddo mancaddo man Failure is success in progress! Posts: 22,476 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    This thread will degrade to pics of half naked indian women sooner than later!
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