How to definitely NOT get ?

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  • ROFL.GUY
    ROFL.GUY Members Posts: 3,117 ✭✭
    edited January 2012
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    ts/ obviously has read the "crashcourse"

    it works too
  • cool amp
    cool amp Members Posts: 165
    edited January 2012
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    -Vincenzo- wrote: »
    I'm tired of seeing loser ? makin threads, like the one about "recounting chances to hook up". Step your self-esteem game up ? , stop chasin ? like it was a prize and you have to be thankful for every chance some girl lets you touch hers...

    I'm not into that pick up mistery ? but this is some ? , that looks sensible. Read it and begin your new non-loser lifestyle and stop annoying me with your lame threads.


    http://www.theplayersociety.com/articles/i-am-the-prize.html

    girls should be thankful, if you even talk to them - write that on your bathroom mirror so you read it every day before you leave the house son.
    i didnt read all of that, but it sure looks complicated. you never know whats going on inside of a bytch's mind at any given time, so why dont you just ask her can you have some puzzy? she just might say yes. & you dont have to be shythead about it when you ask her for some puzzy either. but on the flip side you dont need to be ralph tresvantin' it on some ol' sensitivity bullshyt, biting your tongue out of fear that you might say the wrong thing and rub her the wrong way. because you cant talk your way into some puzzy. you can only talk your way out of some puzzy. she already knows from the moment yall meet if shes gonna give you some puzzy or not, and aint ? you can do about it. so just ask her my nygga. yall make this ? way harder than it needs to be.
  • IamtheVILLE
    IamtheVILLE Members Posts: 2,701 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2012
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    damn im 41 and still need help gettin some ? . plz somebody help me.
  • King Erauno
    King Erauno Members Posts: 6,754 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2012
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    cool amp wrote: »
    i didnt read all of that, but it sure looks complicated. you never know whats going on inside of a bytch's mind at any given time, so why dont you just ask her can you have some puzzy? she just might say yes. & you dont have to be shythead about it when you ask her for some puzzy either. but on the flip side you dont need to be ralph tresvantin' it on some ol' sensitivity bullshyt, biting your tongue out of fear that you might say the wrong thing and rub her the wrong way. because you cant talk your way into some puzzy. you can only talk your way out of some puzzy. she already knows from the moment yall meet if shes gonna give you some puzzy or not, and aint ? you can do about it. so just ask her my nygga. yall make this ? way harder than it needs to be.

    thats all that needs to be said here. your mouth is your most powerful tool when meeting a woman, fellas.
  • Shuffington
    Shuffington Members Posts: 3,775 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2012
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    Neil Strauss is a goat writer
  • BelovedAfeni
    BelovedAfeni Members Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    blazini wrote:
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    one of my faves
  • damobb2deep
    damobb2deep Members Posts: 19,972 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    So ILL wrote:
    blazini wrote: »
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    lol.............

    gwaf!!!!!!!
  • Mdizzle9000
    Mdizzle9000 Members, Writer Posts: 8,319 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I dont need all of those instructions to get ? my dude
  • Hypernova
    Hypernova Members Posts: 1,227 ✭✭✭
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    it's not that complicated


    really
  • L.I.P.
    L.I.P. Members Posts: 366 ✭✭✭
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    Thread is funny but first post is true
  • earth two superman
    earth two superman Members Posts: 17,149 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Step 1. Be ?

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