Crazy ass questions your kids ask...

2stepz_ahead
2stepz_ahead Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 32,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited April 2012 in For The Grown & Sexy
So my kids always ask crazy questions. But sometimes they ask a question after not fully understanding something and the ? is funny..so here are mine

my daughter asks "Daddy, what the difference between a Dominican and a Republican?"

My son asks "Aye pop, I know a girl in the ninth grade that goes with a 7th grader. Does that make her a cougar?"

just a couple, I'll add more later

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  • playmaker88
    playmaker88 Members Posts: 67,905 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2012
    Lol @ Dominican and a Republican

    alot dominicans are dirt poor.. republicans are filthy rich :-S


    and how does he even know what a cougar is lol
  • In Your Moms Room
    In Your Moms Room Members Posts: 7,383 ✭✭✭✭✭
    My little brother (4) asks when he was going to die. ? blew my mind. I was like uhhh..
  • 2stepz_ahead
    2stepz_ahead Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 32,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lol @ Dominican and a Republican

    alot dominicans are dirt poor.. republicans are filthy rich :-S


    and how does he even know what a cougar is lol

    he was watching TV one weekend and saw some ? about it and thought he knew what it was
  • 2stepz_ahead
    2stepz_ahead Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 32,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
    i went to talk to my daughters teacher once and the teacher told me of a conversation my daughter had during a talking circle they had in class..

    my daughter: my dad and stepmom are going to have a baby
    other kids: wow! when is she having it
    my daughter: they aren't finished yet, they still making it
    other kids: when will they be done making it.
    my daughter: my brother told me nine months after the squeeking stops
    other kids: did the squeeking stop yet?
    my daughter: no, i hear it all the time, but i dont understand why sex has to be squeeky?

    thats when the teacher steps in to stop the convo....lol
  • 2stepz_ahead
    2stepz_ahead Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 32,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
    My little brother (4) asks when he was going to die. ? blew my mind. I was like uhhh..

    thats crazy....kids pick up on they enviroment real fast...

    when my daughter lived with her mom she asked me one time "when was i in jail"
    i said i never been to jail...why do you ask
    she said because her freinds fathers are or was in jail and wanted to know when i was in there

    she seemed surprised i was never locked up because of what she was around

    thats crazy
  • VIBE
    VIBE Members Posts: 54,384 ✭✭✭✭✭
    My daughter talks about ? a lot, she's asks why I don't believe and how it's possible things came to be if there wasn't a ? . Typical brainwashed material, then everyone is uptight about me saying I don't believe. They say it interferes w her belief but that's been proven false, as she does believe in the hooblah. She wants direct answers but she's too young to grasp and understand me, she's 7 almost 8.

    My son has asked about the sun and it's effects on us and what would happen if the sun was closer or farther. Hes asked about water and why fish live in it. He's 6.

    Both of them always ask how things work, if it's the body to A toaster.

    My 2 yr old asks about wrestling all the time.
  • Idiopathic Joker
    Idiopathic Joker Members, Moderators Posts: 45,691 Regulator
    My nephew : Seinfeld is funny

    Me : Your black, you dont watch Seinfeld.

    My nephew : I'm black?!

    (facepalm)
  • playmaker88
    playmaker88 Members Posts: 67,905 ✭✭✭✭✭
    My nephew : Seinfeld is funny

    Me : Your black, you dont watch Seinfeld.

    My nephew : I'm black?!

    (facepalm)

    Lmao Hilarious


  • 2stepz_ahead
    2stepz_ahead Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 32,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
    My nephew : Seinfeld is funny

    Me : Your black, you dont watch Seinfeld.

    My nephew : I'm black?!

    (facepalm)

    thats funny
  • J-GUTTA
    J-GUTTA Members Posts: 9,107 ✭✭✭✭✭
    A little back ground info that may make it funny. I'm Latino and the bouncer is Black. Anyways..


    My nephew (3) wanted a Bulls hat so I took him to a mall and I ran into a bouncer I knew from a club. So of course I say what up and engage in some small talk so at the end



    me: alright my brotha I'll see you later

    Nephew: Nino that's your brother???
  • John_Blazini
    John_Blazini Members Posts: 14,837 ✭✭✭✭✭
    My son has alot of little girls that like him at school...

    He walks in ... says hi to a few of them

    I say: Dude you gotta say hi to everyone it's the right thing to do...

    He replies " Dad i always here you say you dont talk to ugly girls"

    I had to leave because i didnt want him to see me laughing
  • proud_babydaddy
    proud_babydaddy Members Posts: 361 ✭✭✭
    My oldest lil girl got in the car after pre-k and said she was gonna eat all her food so she can be fat.

    I asked why

    She said cause they boys don't mess with the fat girls.

    Recently now that she is in the second grade:

    Then our neighbors got a lil boy (he is slow) and he cant speak well. . We told or kids he speaks Spanish. So while I was deployed she was like.

    "I saw aj yesterday and his English isn't getting any better.
  • atribecalledgabi
    atribecalledgabi Members, Moderators Posts: 14,063 Regulator
    one of the neighborhood kids where my friend lives came around to where his mom was around where the older people were & he started looking at his mom's wedding ring. he asked her what it was & she said it's the ring daddy gave her & he asked her why he gave it to her & started explaining marriage was when two people love each other blah blah...so then he turned to his aunt (mom's sister) & was like where's your ring? she said she didn't have one she's not married. & he was like why does everybody hate you?
    we all turned our heads & started laughing to ourselves.
  • damobb2deep
    damobb2deep Members Posts: 19,972 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lol I can't wait 2 have kids... this the type of ? that will make a bad day turn around lol...
  • 2stepz_ahead
    2stepz_ahead Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 32,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
    my daughter walks up to me while im washing my car and listening to rick ross
    she plays around the car for a bit then goes in the house...

    later at dinner she asks me..."daddy, how do you get a chopper in the car?"
  • Cabana_Da_Don
    Cabana_Da_Don Members Posts: 7,992 ✭✭✭✭✭
    My nephew asked me if I knew what the illuminati was.Little dude is like 12 or something like that.I was like wtf why is this lil ? worried about the illuminati like he was really worried.I calmed him down and told him that ? don~t exist.