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Here are some of my top
"You got ? upstate, you cupcake
How many ? can your butt take?
I ran through every ? in my path
I was ? ' chicks in the ass when I was six-and-a-half"
- Big L
"I beat kids wit lead pipes, I leave trails of dead mics/
Where i'm from ? jewels get ran like red lights/"
-Big L, 7 Minute Freestyle
I get imaginative with a mouth full of adjectives,
a brain full of adverbs, and a box full of laxatives
-Eminem - Still Don't Give A ?
Just say the word, I'll leave your DNA on the curb
And stick my ? in your ear and ? what you heard
-rakim
"Over money and religion there's more blood to spill //
The wounds of slaves in cotton fields that never heal //
What's the deal? //
A lot of cats who buy records are straight broke //
But my language universal they be recitin my quotes //
While R&B singers hit bad notes, we rock the boat //
of thought, that my man Louis' statements just Provoked"
Talib Kweli
"Thinkin' they ? is heavy when they light like ilumination //
Intellectual ? with premature ? //
I'm comin' cleaner than vaccinations //
My fascination with character assassination, //
Got these ? burnin' like sensation //
We keep it hot like matches and on lock like latches"
Talib Kweli
"If its logical, I'll bottle you, beat the ? outta you //
Go to your Wake and beat ? outta whoever says "Bye" to you"
Saigon
"I pause for you people to peep, The Letter P //
poetically putting the paragraph so perfectly //
No I aint a P.I.M.P //
But I got a Pistol In My Pocket, Perpetrate and I pop it!"
Saigon
"Personally I preach prophocy //
These punks putting out poems about pimping pushing and property, pleaseee. //
People aint prepared to be pursuaded by political paraphrases they threaten in the papers"
Saigon
You dudes is noodles, I got more ziti to bake
You dudes is cake, I keep two biscuits on the waist,
Razorblades under the tongue,I will eat ya face.
Appetite for destruction, I am starvin today
Got a money hungry lawyer that'll eat the case
And thats just food for thought, Don't let it go to waste
? , bite the bullet until you stuffin ya face
-Jay-Z "U Don't Know (Remix)"
"I told my crips I'll ? the blood up like ? ."
"Beef with me is like a common cold, it comes with the coughin (coffin)"
"I stack bread while you spending ya dough,
I must-stash like the hair between ya lip and ya nose"
"If i was a blood id spilt the C like im moses"
- all papoose
"Cold, Calice, Chronic, Chemical Imbalance Smoking The Chalice In A Rabbit Hole With Alice"
- cannibus
''Diabetic MC's must think ? is sweet //
these venomous techniques, I leave heat //
A ? gots to have it in these streets //
Bubble eyed G-S on they teams wit beats // "
Ras Kass
"Your ass forgot, so just in case you don't remember me //
I'll run your brain around the block to jog your ? memory //"
Eminem
"I rock a beat harder then you could beat it with rocks"
Eminem
"You couldn't make the fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their
fingers"
Eminem
You could be quick, jump a candlestick, burn your back //
and ? Jill on a hill but you still ain't Jack // "
Eminem
"You Could Date A Stick Of Dynamite And Wouldn't Go Out With A Bang"
Eminem
"You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally //
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally // "
Eminem
"You got ? upstate, you cupcake
How many ? can your butt take?
I ran through every ? in my path
I was ? ' chicks in the ass when I was six-and-a-half"
- Big L
"I beat kids wit lead pipes, I leave trails of dead mics/
Where i'm from ? jewels get ran like red lights/"
-Big L, 7 Minute Freestyle
I get imaginative with a mouth full of adjectives,
a brain full of adverbs, and a box full of laxatives
-Eminem - Still Don't Give A ?
Just say the word, I'll leave your DNA on the curb
And stick my ? in your ear and ? what you heard
-rakim
"Over money and religion there's more blood to spill //
The wounds of slaves in cotton fields that never heal //
What's the deal? //
A lot of cats who buy records are straight broke //
But my language universal they be recitin my quotes //
While R&B singers hit bad notes, we rock the boat //
of thought, that my man Louis' statements just Provoked"
Talib Kweli
"Thinkin' they ? is heavy when they light like ilumination //
Intellectual ? with premature ? //
I'm comin' cleaner than vaccinations //
My fascination with character assassination, //
Got these ? burnin' like sensation //
We keep it hot like matches and on lock like latches"
Talib Kweli
"If its logical, I'll bottle you, beat the ? outta you //
Go to your Wake and beat ? outta whoever says "Bye" to you"
Saigon
"I pause for you people to peep, The Letter P //
poetically putting the paragraph so perfectly //
No I aint a P.I.M.P //
But I got a Pistol In My Pocket, Perpetrate and I pop it!"
Saigon
"Personally I preach prophocy //
These punks putting out poems about pimping pushing and property, pleaseee. //
People aint prepared to be pursuaded by political paraphrases they threaten in the papers"
Saigon
You dudes is noodles, I got more ziti to bake
You dudes is cake, I keep two biscuits on the waist,
Razorblades under the tongue,I will eat ya face.
Appetite for destruction, I am starvin today
Got a money hungry lawyer that'll eat the case
And thats just food for thought, Don't let it go to waste
? , bite the bullet until you stuffin ya face
-Jay-Z "U Don't Know (Remix)"
"I told my crips I'll ? the blood up like ? ."
"Beef with me is like a common cold, it comes with the coughin (coffin)"
"I stack bread while you spending ya dough,
I must-stash like the hair between ya lip and ya nose"
"If i was a blood id spilt the C like im moses"
- all papoose
"Cold, Calice, Chronic, Chemical Imbalance Smoking The Chalice In A Rabbit Hole With Alice"
- cannibus
''Diabetic MC's must think ? is sweet //
these venomous techniques, I leave heat //
A ? gots to have it in these streets //
Bubble eyed G-S on they teams wit beats // "
Ras Kass
"Your ass forgot, so just in case you don't remember me //
I'll run your brain around the block to jog your ? memory //"
Eminem
"I rock a beat harder then you could beat it with rocks"
Eminem
"You couldn't make the fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their
fingers"
Eminem
You could be quick, jump a candlestick, burn your back //
and ? Jill on a hill but you still ain't Jack // "
Eminem
"You Could Date A Stick Of Dynamite And Wouldn't Go Out With A Bang"
Eminem
"You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally //
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally // "
Eminem
Comments
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now imma get the mozzarella, like a rockerfeller, still be in the church of lalibela, singin hymns a capella
lauryn hill
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Liked the Pap one's.
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Come wit more kicks than a baby in a mothers stomach
Jackers say they gone rob me, Im something like a stalker I be everywhere the strap be -
I got a few bricks. Couple birds flew by
Coke white, like it got blond hair and blue eyes -
only positive message I got is stay the ? out my face
'fore I leave ya swoll up, lookin like Timbaland - fresh off the weights
Trae from ABN's "3-16s"
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only positive message I got is stay the ? out my face
'fore I leave ya swoll up, lookin like Timbaland - fresh off the weights
Trae from ABN's "3-16s"
LOL that one made me laff for some reason
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anyways
? got beef? Come on let's set it off //
Talent like mine is rarely seen like handicaps havin intercourse
^ ^Chino Xl
I make you a laughin' stock
So shook, I could walk a half a block and feel the aftershocks
^ ^- wordsworth
Dog, just when I gather its dead
I gotta knock on wood like Hank Gathers head
^ ^JOE BUDDENS
"I keep the tech sucker//
so even if ur pops marry my moms I dare u to STEP brother."//
^ ^JR. WRITTER FROM DIPSET
You couldn't survive a day as frac, the worlds best.
If u stepped in my shoes,.. that means its dark & you 3 feet from ya girls bed.
Dood you crazy, and notorious to flip in a second
U got foam comin out da mouf, cos it came wit da box im shippin ya head in
^ ^A guy name FRACTURE
Sex life is like a bounce pass once the ? 'll be lovin' you.
One guy throws ya on the ground, and then you get grabbed by another dude.
^ ^a guy name Jon Hens
'Your style is Max Hedroom, ..........while I'm off the wall like Foxy Brown's picture in Kurupt's bedroom' –
^ ^DEACON
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I slap ya broad on the cheek
Send home barefooted, you massaging her feet
You probably go down on a freak, you hardly a meat
But we ain't mad, cause you proving, you are what you eat
40 cal
