With Three Months Prep Time Could The Batman Beat.....

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Muhammad

Bats jump him in a dark Mecca alley, leaves him tied up and hanging upside-down in the Kabaa.

But don't you have to factor in that Muhammad went from Mecca to Jersulaem in one night and spread Islam through the MidEast and the Arabian penisula be conquest.

Last of the 4 Righteous Caliphs? See Muhammed. The boxer? Puts up a good fight, but Bats jaws that ? . Young Cassius Clay would knock out Bats tho.

? out of here.

Buddha

That Siddhartha ? ? , prolly meditate under a tree or summin.

The Archangel Michael



Jacob

Bats pulls that Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat down over dude's eyes and punches him while ? laughs His ass off.

Dude, Jacob wrestled with an angel all night demanding a blessing. The angel had to have ? step in dislocate dude's hip in order to best him. If Jacob can hang with an angel all night, as tight as Bats is, what is he going to do with The Batman?

Issac

One of the softer prophets, Muhammed's wives would manhandle this dude.

Abraham

This ? was like 100 years old, b. Bats KOs him with a hard shove.

Does has the Divine Inspiration and is the patriarch of the world's major three religions. Abraham has some special ? going on with him. Plus he was able to get it up with Hager.

Moses

An entertaining back n forth battle that ends dramatically when a well-aimed explosive batarang takes out Moses staff at the last second.

You make seem like The Batman won by chance.

Vishnu

Depending on the sect of Hinduism, Vishnu is either ? Almighty outright or "merely" controls the universe. Smoke bombs are ineffective.

Shiva (Mahesh is an alias)

The Galactus of Hindu gods. NEXT.

]Brahman

An abstract concept that personifies the totality of the universe. So obviously a well-aimed Batarang wins this.

If Brahman personifies the totality of the universe it seems that it would take more than a "well-aimed Batarang." Bats is going to have to come harder than that.

St. Peter

Peter was def. the realest disciple and the only one in the Bible recorded as clapping a ? for Jesus. Puts up a good fight, has the keys to Heaven on a chain and uses them in the fight like Lord Rufus Crabmiser used the Flying Guillotine. Well-aimed boomerang Batarang hits Pete in the back of the head, distracting him long enough for Bats to score the K.O.

What's up with the well aimed batarangs?

The ? Mary

her teleport kick could give him some problems, but Bats still takes it with a well-aimed Batarang.

The Blessed got call on ? and Her Son for help, if see couldn't handle him Herself.

The Holy Ghost

Another abstract concept. Why not ask if Batman could defeat Love while you're at it? (yes. the answer is yes.)

Mary Magdalene

Seduces Bats, Talia al Ghul style.

Moby ?

Batman places a tracking device on Ahab's ? b4 he gets ate. Tracks down Moby ? in the Batplane, gets it stuffed, has it placed in the Batcave next to the giant penny.

Jesus

Hits Jesus in the other cheek with a well-aimed Batarang.

Remember, Jesus rides pretty hard in Revelation and he did throw the money changers out of the Temple, because they were disrespecting scared ground.

The ? of Abraham

? of Abraham? Old Testament in other words?

Old Testment