Hooking up with a roommate

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  • usmarin3
    usmarin3 Members Posts: 38,013 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Don't do it, let me tell you what's gonna happen.

    1. ? are territorial, whether or not you're ? them
    2. If you ? her, she is gonna catch feelings or put herself in the #1 chick position
    3. She will forever ? block every woman you bring there.

    the only way this ? work is if she is a relative or a childhood friend..
  • usmarin3
    usmarin3 Members Posts: 38,013 ✭✭✭✭✭
    FucktheIC wrote: »
    usmarin3 wrote: »
    Don't do it, let me tell you what's gonna happen.

    1. ? are territorial, whether or not you're ? them
    2. If you ? her, she is gonna catch feelings or put herself in the #1 chick position
    3. She will forever ? block every woman you bring there.

    the only way this ? work is if she is a relative or a childhood friend..

    Hold up son....what?
    FucktheIC wrote: »
    usmarin3 wrote: »
    Don't do it, let me tell you what's gonna happen.

    1. ? are territorial, whether or not you're ? them
    2. If you ? her, she is gonna catch feelings or put herself in the #1 chick position
    3. She will forever ? block every woman you bring there.

    the only way this ? work is if she is a relative or a childhood friend..

    Hold up son....what?


    LOL i mean living with a woman as a roommate
  • alvarez_313
    alvarez_313 Members Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭✭
    Lol that ? is already done in your mind man... You gonna do it... Make some threads about the humorous ? that's gonna happen afterwards though..
  • Figo
    Figo Members Posts: 8,149 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2013

    FucktheIC wrote: »
    FucktheIC wrote: »
    But da fug? You living a jersey shore lifestyle bruh? How many roommates you got?

    5 total moving into a huge ? house with 6 bedrooms 4 bathrooms. ? got marble counter tops hardwood floors and fireplace for 500 a month?

    SHIIIIIT!!!!

    you gotta either live in Detroit, Flint, or Camden with those prices my g

    Nope, right outside DC.

    Man u lucked up. is it close to Crystal city

    Opposite end, my dude. It's in Silver Spring half a mile from SS Metro Station. ? is a nice lil' spot, 6 stops from my office. I ain't even mad.[/quote]


    Silver spring developed well. Nice spot now. Mad traffic on Georgia ave and route 29 into there.
  • FucktheIC
    FucktheIC Members Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Figo wrote: »
    FucktheIC wrote: »
    FucktheIC wrote: »
    But da fug? You living a jersey shore lifestyle bruh? How many roommates you got?

    5 total moving into a huge ? house with 6 bedrooms 4 bathrooms. ? got marble counter tops hardwood floors and fireplace for 500 a month?

    SHIIIIIT!!!!

    you gotta either live in Detroit, Flint, or Camden with those prices my g

    Nope, right outside DC.

    Man u lucked up. is it close to Crystal city

    Opposite end, my dude. It's in Silver Spring half a mile from SS Metro Station. ? is a nice lil' spot, 6 stops from my office. I ain't even mad.


    Silver spring developed well. Nice spot now. Mad traffic on Georgia ave and route 29 into there.
    [/quote]

    I work on the hill, so I metro in.
  • 1of1
    1of1 Members Posts: 37,468 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Silver Spring has a nice lil vibe to it. A lot of friendly approachable chicks.

    Smuts too.
  • Darth Sidious
    Darth Sidious Members Posts: 2,507 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • 700
    700 Members Posts: 14,496 ✭✭✭✭✭
    its only gon lead to problems, dont do it b
  • BadKarma
    BadKarma Members Posts: 157
    We need pics.

    She could be fat if anything.
  • T. Sanford
    T. Sanford Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 25,291 ✭✭✭✭✭
    She for everybody
  • B_A
    B_A Members Posts: 2,405 ✭✭✭✭✭
    darkone360 wrote: »
    Don't do it bruh. It won't end well. Don't let the optical elusion of having in-house ? fool you. B/c if things end bad for y'all, it's gonna affect the other roommates as well.

    Especially if y'all start dating other people.

    Lol ? said optical elusion, like her ? is a mirage or some ?


    like u dying of thirst, and you see her ? and b like, "jusssstt a feeewwww morrrree stepppps"


    thats that david blaine ? bruh, its not real




    anything that involves a female, usually comes wit some catch lol


    and plus you got your ? involved too?

    i'll give u scenarios

    A) Someone will get emotional and catch feelings and lighter fluid will be used to set someones ? on fire, then someone will call police as they always do and someone is in a jail cell (usually the ? ), thinking how he should have never even considered this ?

    B) Somebody's window will get busted out or keyed

    C) You roll up in ya crib right, its about 1:00am, just got back from the club, u almost got your elmo tickled, but tha ? flaked on you so you ? off, and as you were coming back, u got cut off by this chinese woman, who just got her walls of china ravaged off a ? call, now u even more ?

    So u stop mcdonalds to get a 10 piece nugget, with the honey sauce and ? , and u enter your place, u notice 2 or how many of your ? is sleeping right, but Darnell is missing, so you start thinkin but then u like ? that ? he"ll b back,

    but now you notice, that ? is missing too, but u thinking everyone loves everybody no problem

    then u turn around, cause you thought u heard a squeaky sound

    *thump, thump*, as you get closer to your room

    you smell, baby oil, cool ranch dressing cocoa butter and vaseline,

    nxt thing u hear


    " your contagious, touch me baby, give me what u got"

    then u hear your ? voice "sexy lady, drive me crazy, drive me wild"

    u bust into your room and u see you Darnell and that ? on your sheets, wit him in the middle of putting cool ranch on her ? , ? wild ?


    then you get mad as hell, and u beat that ? out of someone and someone catch a case



    Then again its your decision


    We r just here to help
    dead @ this ? lmao
  • fuc_i_look_like
    fuc_i_look_like Members Posts: 9,190 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2013
    let him do that dumb ? , so he can come back here and we can joke his ass
  • KingFreeman
    KingFreeman Members Posts: 13,731 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2013
    Never smash the homegirl. ? don't work out. One of you gonna end up moving out behind that ? . Cause soon as that goes sour she gonna be grilling every ? u bring to the crib and trust when you thought u tore the ? up and that one random ? come thru and knock the ? out then come out the room like ving raymes in baby boy u gone be in ur feelings ? . Seen that stupid ? too many times and I just gotta laugh at ? . Unless she got that magical rihanna wet wet leave that ? the ? alone.
  • huey
    huey Members Posts: 11,743 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Stay strong my friend
  • FlightKing
    FlightKing Members Posts: 1,921 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ? all this other ? . Real ? ? , you gonna ? her. She throwing the ? at you, underhanded so you can catch it. You GONNA ? her, end of story. I guess you made this thread to soothe your soul (nh) or sum because nothing posted can change ? when a ? whispering that her ? is tight. It's a wrap and if it feels any better, I'd fall into the same ? trap in that situation. Not only is it YOLO...but it's also YOU ONLY GONNA LIVE WITH HER ONCE.

    Bad decisions, good ? .

    PS: post the body pics. Don't even need the face.
  • FucktheIC
    FucktheIC Members Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I don't know if I have the will power.....
  • CashmoneyDux
    CashmoneyDux Members Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭✭
    FucktheIC wrote: »
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    I don't know if I have the will power.....

    How old are you all again?
  • Rubato Garcia
    Rubato Garcia Members Posts: 4,912 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yall having sex is inevitable if she's already throwing it at you. Need to start planning how you'll handle things AFTER you have sex.
  • Lurker6
    Lurker6 Members Posts: 4,508 ✭✭✭✭✭
    FucktheIC wrote: »
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    I don't know if I have the will power.....
    go out drinking with her and pretend to get ? as ? (but make sure shes sober) then when she starts talking that ? about ? do the u dont wanna hurt her line or w/e. Let her take advantage of u (nh) then wreck that ? . Afterwards get ur kaiser soze on
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQv2-JCpKMk
    and when u get to ur room ur just gunna be like
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  • BelovedAfeni
    BelovedAfeni Members Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Easter Bunnie approved
  • BigBallsNoWorries
    BigBallsNoWorries Members Posts: 5,461 ✭✭✭✭✭
    why dont u take rick ross dating advice and put a molly in her champagne

    he seems like a reasonable, realistic person who isnt in entertainment to make outlandish statements, for our amusement