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Splackavelli
Splackavelli Members Posts: 18,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
in For The Grown & Sexy
okay so we've done our favorite types of porn. we've done funny porn titles. what say we cover all bases and discuss what irks us when it comes to flix. for me its long ass interviews. we've seen this same girl in 20 flics before this scene why patronize the audience with this scripted nonsense. like a backstory is going to intensify my fap session. please! b-level hip hop production score used for the intro strip scene.done mainly in the 2005-09 era when I hear this generic
c-rap(? )music it makes me glad porn scenes don't have music anymore. ? missionary position. if a muphuca aint hittin it ? whats the point. and last but not least the infamous pan away. I hate when the ? ' gets intense and the camera pans away only to focus on the male actors face for 3minutes but it feels like at least 10 min. the last thing I want to see is another ? face when i'm rubbin' one out. why they wanna do that ? all breakin my rhythm and concentration and killing the mood.


not mentioned in the above paragraph interracial scenes white man/black woman and hemroids in actresses butts. also gaping and spitting in mouths. okay I've said mine, go...

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  • gns
    gns Members Posts: 21,285 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I was watching a video under 'casting' on xnxx.

    U know fake interview, fake imma have to ? u cause there's no male talent here, all fine and dandy.

    Till homeboy ? ole girl and he busts in her...that's all well and cool but y y'all have to put the camera angle from the back, thus having male ass....All up in the video.....that ? the whole scene up for me.

    Missionary should never be shown from the back....oh yeah no wesley pipe talking from nobody, ? .
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  • blackrain
    blackrain Members, Moderators Posts: 27,269 Regulator
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    The ? who think the really the star of the scene. Want to do their own interviews, talk ? , camera man talking ? like he co-signing. Just let the chick in the scene do her thing and shut the hell up.
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  • Lou Cypher
    Lou Cypher Members Posts: 52,521 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I hate when the camera man and dude are talking to eachother.

    Especially awkward when the dudes gettin dome/? and camera man is like "Hows that dude? some bomb?"

    have some decency.

    Those angles where i see a dudes ass and maybe a chicks feet.

    will think of more later.
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  • tha bause
    tha bause Members Posts: 1,586 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Also that dude nick manning. Mad annoying but funny as ?
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  • taeboo
    taeboo Members Posts: 4,669 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2013
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    Ugly dudes...which is most flicks.
    When a chick is not doing her job...if you're going to ride the ? , RIDE THAT ? .
    Too much screaming. The ? is not that good...
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  • Trollio
    Trollio Members Posts: 25,815 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    SleepwalkingInJapan wrote: »
    i HATE adlibs/talking from the camera man...

    "u ready baby"

    "lets see that ass"

    "oh, ur a bad girl huh"

    "so nasty"

    ? shut all the way the ? up!!!

    Shut all the way the ? up?

    Really?

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  • loungeman02
    loungeman02 Members Posts: 212 ✭✭
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    I don't watch ? and I hate when its a good sex flick and it ends with ? ruins the whole fap session.
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  • 5th Letter
    5th Letter Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 37,068 Regulator
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    it was already mentioned but the camera shot showing the dude from the back.
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  • aka40Cal
    aka40Cal Members Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Girls that are sexy as fck, but can't ride to save their life. *cough* Nicole Aniston.
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  • Disciplined InSight
    Disciplined InSight Members Posts: 13,478 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Noodles McGrowcious wrote: »
    Sion wrote: »
    Broads who aren't enthusiastic, man I hate that ? SMMFH. Especially if they really sexy, like come on, ? like you want to be ? , get into it.

    That's one of the reasons why I stay watching the older broads in the game like Lily Thai, Jazmine Cashmere, Nautica Thorn and Kitten. They go in like it's the last dude they'll ever see. Out of these newer girls it's a small handful that really go in like that - Asa Akira, Skin Diamond, Kristina Rose, Leilani Leeanne. And don't get me wrong I love Skin Diamond & Leilani Leeanne but they do tooo much ? . They need throw in a little bit of vage every now and then.

    Lol. There's no such thing as "too much ? " for me. If I start feeling that way then I know Im starting to watch too much Porn [or that I need to look at something else].


    And Leilani Leeane "retired". She blamed it on too much coke and molly. Good for her, the bird seemed to have a bit of sense anyway

    Daaamn..I've noticed you had retired in quotations...in other words, she's gonna dry herself out and come back strong.
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  • ohhhla
    ohhhla Members Posts: 10,341 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    When I see a ? soles.

    I turn the ? right off.
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