ladies and gents: stories of stinky ? .
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IamtheVILLE
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come on now weve all been about to sex our lady or in womans case men and you ready to get it on and blam. body odor hits ya. what you do? go through with it? leave? or make that person take a shower or bath?
well i had this one chick i met on the chatline. so she comes over and we chillin and ? . so i have a thang were i love rubbin my hands on a ladys stomach. so im rubbin it and i put my finger in her belly button. as im pulling up my finger it passes by her nose and i can see her expression change so i bring it to my nose.............and it smells dead up like ? . i immediately take her to the bathroom and make her wash that ? out. needless to say she gave me head and let me hit with no rubber after that. so go.
well i had this one chick i met on the chatline. so she comes over and we chillin and ? . so i have a thang were i love rubbin my hands on a ladys stomach. so im rubbin it and i put my finger in her belly button. as im pulling up my finger it passes by her nose and i can see her expression change so i bring it to my nose.............and it smells dead up like ? . i immediately take her to the bathroom and make her wash that ? out. needless to say she gave me head and let me hit with no rubber after that. so go.
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Sounds like a smelly ? stories thread.
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This thread is like a bad dream that just keeps repeating is this ? even real
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yes its real. and yes stinky ? stories. i got a million of them. thread title change
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You putrid ?
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You hit it without rubber tho?
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You smashed some stank broad you met online without a rubber??
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This thread killed my mood for tonight.
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Mannn nnn n! I'm out.
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One time I went to a strip club in the hood.............
Shorty was bent-over so I decided to.........
Stick my right index finger in some ? .........
Smelled my finger and almost passed-out............
That stench was on my finger for about a week.............
Couldn't wash it away......
Don't quite know how to describe it....... diseased budussy & landfill residue maybe..........
Went to the clinic to get a shot just in case any of that ? seeped through my finger...............
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It smelled like roadkill and u hit it raw?
Enjoy that round of applause ? -
? must not of read that thread about the super clap. #reckless
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another time i was with this older ? and her ? smelled like garbage. i mean literally garbage thats been sittin out in the sun for weeks. i was like ? it. i aint had ? in a while so i held my nose and dived in *in my trey songz voice* that ? might of stank but it was juicy though. no fruit.
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one time we was at this house party, and this chick was just dancing and winding her hips and moving something lovely..
and ? was standing away from her giving her the stink face....so i'm thinking it's because everybody thoguht she was so bad all you could do was frown your face up....
so i slide into shorty and try to dance with her......
man shorty smelled like a whole week of hell nah......
i backed up and proceeded to give her the stink face as well... -
i was bout to ? a ? after the club
i popped open that first button on that hoes pants and it smelled like strate ?
like this ? ? herself or somethin
i just got up and left, she gon try to ask wats wrong while im leavin
im like ? you smell that, dont play wit me
i aint never ? with that hoe again, ? that -
Stank ? = disease or some type of infection. You hit it raw after that... you are part of the reason for that super gonorrhea.... nasty ass.
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Troll thread.
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I try to deal with the ones that have too much self pride to even embarrass themself by coming like that. But dudes that take anything, we dont want a window into your world.
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my ? expressions are tell all, and ive definitely given bishes the face w/o even realizin it..
had to start doin the smell test first -
Y'all ? mess with some rachet ass hoes out here. Da ? y'all picking these he's up at? Y'all catch skrate off the shift at McDonalds
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this one ? i met at mall got her number and brought her back to the crib she take her ? off and i swear to yall it smelled like chicken of the sea in the crib. so bad that my moms asked me did i have tuna fish earlier. i said ? it and ? . but while mid stroke i went limp and she didnt understand. but i knew why. after she left i ran to the bathroom to put alcohol on my ? . no lie
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This other time I was a my partners crib (weed spot)............
We smoking and some chick comes in and joins the session.........
Bout 5 minutes later ? goes to smelling like ass & feet.........
We all trying to figure out what it was, and shorty on the couch bluffing like she don't got a clue..........
? had to have a disease in order to kick up that funky ? fully clothed.........
Rotten food has a different smell than fresh food for a reason.........
Trust your nose.......
If the ? does not smell like the essence of womanhood..........
Pass....
Or this might happen to you..........
Mr.Bozack.......
Cannot believe this ? is not on youtube.....
http://www.rhapsody.com/artist/epmd/album/business-as-usual-explicit/track/mr-bozack
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well you put your finger in her belly button and not her ? that was her belly button which is a weird place to touch a woman. is that an erogenous zone? back to the subject the belly button which used to be the embilical chord was not only used to feed the embryo but was also used to expel waste. so now even to this day a little ? get's pushed out through the belly button in the form of lint. in other words that girl had bad hygene and should have had the good sense to wash her navel. if her belly button was bad I would hate to smell her snatch.
