Female Logic Unappreciation Thread

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  • goldenja
    goldenja Members Posts: 6,351 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2013
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    woman-logic.jpg

    hahaha!

    /thread
  • Plutarch
    Plutarch Members Posts: 3,239 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    so i went to ihop today and confronted my girl about her women logic

    Me: Do you think you have women logic

    Her: {sense something womanistic about what im about to say gets angry frowns face} wtf is that

    Me: its when you say/make ? decision that defy logic because your lady feelings got in the way

    Her{ makes the ? you ? face} the ? ? yes

    Me:for instance you know i was sleep and dead tired from work and ? but you woman logic overided general logic because u saw ? spread out like a baby so you start a whole ? conversation knowing i hear everything in my sleep


    Her well you do that to me to

    me" when.......

    Her: hows your french toast

    ay bro, chill. i aint trying to get you in trouble with your old lady heh.

    Speaking of which - *DISCLAIMER: Plutarch is not responsible for any personal injury or loss suffered or any actions taken after viewing this thread.* My hands are clean. I am absolved.
  • Ghostdenithegawd
    Ghostdenithegawd Members Posts: 16,231 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Plutarch wrote: »
    so i went to ihop today and confronted my girl about her women logic

    Me: Do you think you have women logic

    Her: {sense something womanistic about what im about to say gets angry frowns face} wtf is that

    Me: its when you say/make ? decision that defy logic because your lady feelings got in the way

    Her{ makes the ? you ? face} the ? ? yes

    Me:for instance you know i was sleep and dead tired from work and ? but you woman logic overided general logic because u saw ? spread out like a baby so you start a whole ? conversation knowing i hear everything in my sleep


    Her well you do that to me to

    me" when.......

    Her: hows your french toast

    ay bro, chill. i aint trying to get you in trouble with your old lady heh.

    Speaking of which - *DISCLAIMER: Plutarch is not responsible for any personal injury or loss suffered or any actions taken after viewing this thread.* My hands are clean. I am absolved.

    haha if i get in trouble i get in trouble,i stay pointing it out she be half mad half histerical i got more
  • VulcanRaven
    VulcanRaven Members Posts: 18,859 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Me: Let's go to the movies
    Her: I don't like movies but Tyler Perry
    Me: Cool then

    Later that weekend ...

    Her: I'm bout to go to the movies with my friends
    Me: Cool ...I'm bout to hit up the movies with my peeps
    Her: You did not ask me did I want to go to the movies ...we ain't even go on our first date yet.
    Me: Huh! WTF? Thinking is this broad ? ?
  • GeminiRose
    GeminiRose Members Posts: 215 ✭✭✭
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    We're just what we are. Take it or leave it!
  • BigBallsNoWorries
    BigBallsNoWorries Members Posts: 5,461 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ? ? she rejected you hard and prolly took you off her friends list on facebook for you to b crying vaginally like this


    You have waaaaaaaaaayyyyy to much time on your hands


    wit all that time u spent posting, u could have ? 18.5 ?

    (.5 is for midget ? )