IC What Your Resume Look Like?
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EmperorRises wrote: »None of your damn business, you ain't no got dayuum hiring manager!
^^^ Unemployed and desparate reply -
Stopitfive wrote: »poor righteous teacher and freeman... shuffle on Matilda...
you interested in some gently used ? ? -
Stopitfive wrote: »
who gonna read all that tho?konceptjones wrote: »It's 7 pages long.
.. no, I'm not joking or exaggerating either. I refuse to cut it down to one page 'cause if I do, crucial ? will be missed.
My current boss read every last word, then proceeded to tell me it was likely too long for most other people during our face to face interview.
I've had a lot of recruiters tell me to trim it down, but when I force them to read it, they understand why it's that long. I've done a lot of ? over the years. -
sweetheart93 wrote: »Stopitfive wrote: »poor righteous teacher and freeman... shuffle on Matilda...
you interested in some gently used ? ?
I cant flirt with u... get back in the kitchen before ? throws u in the hotbox... -
I can't get a job with my resume. I get over qualified for every position. I gotta dumb down my resume to get a job.
The struggle is real. -
konceptjones wrote: »EmperorRises wrote: »None of your damn business, you ain't no got dayuum hiring manager!
^^^ Unemployed and desparate reply
^^^^^7 pages worth of arrest and drug offenses -
EmperorRises wrote: »konceptjones wrote: »EmperorRises wrote: »None of your damn business, you ain't no got dayuum hiring manager!
^^^ Unemployed and desparate reply
^^^^^7 pages worth of arrest and drug offenses
^^^ 1 page of McDonalds and Jack in the Box jobs.
Didn't you just get promoted to fries? -
konceptjones wrote: »EmperorRises wrote: »konceptjones wrote: »EmperorRises wrote: »None of your damn business, you ain't no got dayuum hiring manager!
^^^ Unemployed and desparate reply
^^^^^7 pages worth of arrest and drug offenses
^^^ 1 page of McDonalds and Jack in the Box jobs.
Didn't you just get promoted to fries?
^^^How in the world you are posting from prison, I don't know but I hope the guards catch you
How many years you got 7 or 8? -
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nawledge_? wrote: »
Right where you left it I guess! lol -
2-4 pages, I only include the ? I want to - mostly the recent ? that's in the same line of business of the job I'm applying for.
Undergrad degree, certifications, a few extra-curricular and academic ? , about 6 jobs for the employment history.
I don't sweat resumes anymore, just try to keep my ? neat and readable - and focus on the interview. They could dwell on the resume if they want to. -
Two to four pages?
Ya'll got the resume game ? up.
Ain't nobody reading ya'lls ? . -
MzGrahamBitches wrote: »Two to four pages?
Ya'll got the resume game ? up.
Ain't nobody reading ya'lls ? .
My job prospects are superb so I'm doing it right though.
I see it like this. If I put all my experience, qualifications, etc.. on there, it would be ridiculous - like 15 pages. That's some frontin' ass ? . After being in the field so long and even being on the hiring and interviewing side of the desk, I know when I see a bunch of fluff on a resume.
My interview game is where it's at. When we start talking, my experience comes across.
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mryounggun wrote: »konceptjones wrote: »It's 7 pages long.
.. no, I'm not joking or exaggerating either. I refuse to cut it down to one page 'cause if I do, crucial ? will be missed.
Out of curiosity, are you employed? No hate. Serious question. A lot of times employers won't even read a resume that long.
That's a LOOOOOOOOONG ass resume, fam.
as I said earlier, my current boss read it from start to end (just got this job in April). The thing about it is that it's an extremely tech heavy resume, and because I've been in such a wide variety of positions I have a lot to cover in my resume so it has to be this long. It's not like I've just been doing "office work" that can be summed up in a few sentences. -
Just checked it, it's exactly 4 pages. I guess I'm a humble dude.By my paycheck ain't.* shrugs *
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Stopitfive wrote: »sweetheart93 wrote: »@stopitfive dropped out of the 3rd grade
@stopitfive, M.S.
eat your heart out, slave girl...
Good ? tho
STEM degree? or nah? -
1 page. Only had 3 jobs ever in my life.
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blakfyahking wrote: »Stopitfive wrote: »sweetheart93 wrote: »@stopitfive dropped out of the 3rd grade
@stopitfive, M.S.
eat your heart out, slave girl...
Good ? tho
STEM degree? or nah?
Criminal justice... Working on this PhD -
? my references are so bad i gotta give them specifics on when to call them and who to ask for
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master debator(porn critic)
street dancer for money: special moves the robot ,the e.t. ,the prep, the worm and the backspin
drug tester(ginea pig)
graduate magna ? lawdy!
pick pocket
gambler
barfly
jaywalker
hoodwinker
bamboozler
jigalow.
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My resume will reflect the fact that I've designed my life to be the one that has you writing a resume to convince me to offer you an interview.
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I can't get a job with my resume. I get over qualified for every position. I gotta dumb down my resume to get a job.
The struggle is real.
Cosign this ? to the fullest.
Ive got a bunch of welding ? on my resume. Most folks outside my field consider it a risk to hire me for anything else with lesser pay. -
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physically ?
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Education and work experience. THats about it. I used to put my volunteer experience but employers gave no ? .
