How do I know if I'm good in bed?

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  • God_Yunn
    God_Yunn Members Posts: 9,081 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Good thread haha
  • soulbrother
    soulbrother Members Posts: 2,897 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    If you got to ask...then you know the answer...
  • Leviathan616
    Leviathan616 Members Posts: 140 ✭✭✭
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    You know you hitting it right when she just wants to lay there and go to sleep. I ain't gonna lie, when my hubby ask me for something to eat or drink after sex, I be like " Give me about a few minutes, babe". Then I take my ass to the kitchen, beat up ? and all. When she's willing to give you round 2,3, or 4, sore ? and all, you definetly know you getting it right.
  • zombie
    zombie Members Posts: 13,450 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    if you have to ask this question it means you need more practice
  • Focal Point
    Focal Point Members Posts: 16,307 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    If you get a sandmich in bed... you did good son

    If I can get up afterwards to make the sammich you did nothing in bed

    ? what you think you just gonna lay there passed out after I tear that ass up, hell no, you're getting me a sandwich and water with lemon and then you can go to sleep, ? wrong with you : )
  • Focal Point
    Focal Point Members Posts: 16,307 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    If you get a sandmich in bed... you did good son

    Focal Point....you a woman?

    No bredren
  • Copper
    Copper Members Posts: 49,532 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Kat wrote: »
    What do men do to thank us for the good job? Besides getting crumbs between the sheets?

    Take yo ass to the kitchen.

    Nobody believes u complain about food in bed
  • DR. JEK
    DR. JEK Members Posts: 5,331 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Aye TS


    If she aint dizzy walkin to the bathroom and got all kinda monster energy drank type adrenaline then there is more work to be put in. I take pride in my girl wobbling a certain way and she aint even bow legged.
  • Meta_Conscious
    Meta_Conscious Members Posts: 26,227 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    kai wrote: »
    Stopitfive wrote: »
    y'all know every IC chick have back breaking sex when they not posting or studying Bioengineering...

    nope, just me @stopitfive lol. and it's microbiology, get it right

    @me when u ready to get a divorce...
  • Lustchyld
    Lustchyld Members Posts: 987 ✭✭✭✭
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  • Life_Is_Shit
    Life_Is_Shit Members Posts: 23
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    When you hear da words Marry Me. Even though your both just ? . Speaking from experience
  • edwardnigma
    edwardnigma Members Posts: 3,364 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    They say far out ? like, she wish she could put ya ? in her purse,if they ask if you've done porn lol

    They call you daddy.She tell you she would marry you
  • edwardnigma
    edwardnigma Members Posts: 3,364 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    if she riding u,looks u.in the face wide eyed and scream "ooooooooh ? ,daddy" then kinda collapses n u got milk on ya ? n stomach,its a wrap.....She done did it to herself

    I could still hear past moans in my head,crazy
  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    If she puts her nails inside your skin and bite your neck wile being in tears, you good
  • gns
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    edited January 2014
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    I always used to slap my man during some good sex. Not hard but just like some food can be so good it makes you wanna slap ya mama. Same type of thing. But honestly u can never truly tell aside from squirting like someone else said. I've been dripping wet, ? , moaning, shaking and eyes rolling back and not one nut was had. Close but not quite there.

    I got slapped several times during sex.
    First time it happened, I was stunned for a second, like : did this bish just slap me, what should I do, if I slap her back the ? could b closed off, decisions.

    So I let it go.

    I felt like a ? though so the next time it happened I was prepared to punch a ? in the mouth, I ended up only slapping the chick back, but I felt a bit vindicated.

    I was young af not realizing ? were just in a state of euphoria.

    I'm still prepared to fight a ? when/if I get smacked in bed.......I just understand the y's better now.
  • 32DaysOfInfiniti
    32DaysOfInfiniti Members Posts: 4,152 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2014
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    If she go night night and say nothing else, even when the sun's out
  • DR. JEK
    DR. JEK Members Posts: 5,331 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    gns wrote: »
    I always used to slap my man during sIome good sex. Not hard but just like some food can be so good it makes you wanna slap ya mama. Same type of thing. But honestly u can never truly tell aside from squirting like someone else said. I've been dripping wet, ? , moaning, shaking and eyes rolling back and not one nut was had. Close but not quite there.

    I got slapped several times during sex.
    First time it happened, I was stunned for a second, like : did this bish just slap me, what should I do, if I slap her back the ? could b closed off, decisions.

    So I let it go.

    I felt like a ? though so the next time it happened I was prepared to punch a ? in the mouth, I ended up only slapping the chick back, but I felt a bit vindicated.

    I was young af not realizing ? were just in a state of euphoria.

    I'm still prepared to fight a ? when/if I get smacked in bed.......I just understand the y's better now.

    Lol @ the vision of this ? wearing boxing gloves to the session. That ? woulda threw a ? off getting slapped up in the momment
  • Go figure
    Go figure Guests, Members, Confirm Email, Writer Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    If, when after u finish, she start walking around bow legged, tripping.over ? , or is slow to respond in conversation.
  • bignorm
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    For me, wifey starts speaking a dead language damn near..... saying ? that don't make sense......
    doesn't know she hit me afterwards.........

    And always, if you make her squirt. not with the fingers, with the pipe
  • dreadedbwoy661
    dreadedbwoy661 Members Posts: 198 ✭✭
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    A lot of guys think they are good in bed, and think they are making their girls ? but the reality is they are not.

    The only way to know is by looking at the physical signs. Girls can fake vocal signs (moaning, swearing etc.)

    Look at things like contractions, orgasmic flush (on lighter skinned girls, right chest gets red), girl getting real sensitive down there. If none of these signs are there you did not make her orgasm.
  • twatgetta
    twatgetta Members Posts: 6,705 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    If you ? her ass "to sleep" literally, you a ? KING... crown me. I never lie on my ? #nh
  • twatgetta
    twatgetta Members Posts: 6,705 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Piyonce wrote: »
    If you get a sandmich in bed... you did good son

    If I can get up afterwards to make the sammich you did nothing in bed

    I agree, I'll wear your ass out @Pico...But the next morning Yo' ass have that kitchen lit up like IHOP tho'.
  • DR. JEK
    DR. JEK Members Posts: 5,331 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    When girls is willing to pay you or buy you some ? if you get it in with them.

    The first time a decent lookin girl wanted to pay me if i stayed the night with her I thought i was the ? for a few weeks, nobody could tell a ? nothing.
  • CHICAGO_BREED
    CHICAGO_BREED Members Posts: 2,950 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    15-25- Bust a nut and start acting all frantic like you heard your mother calling you in for supper aka "smash and dash"

    25+ Treat the ? like "Jenga" and take ya time