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Goin to church only on Easter unappreciation thread

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  • Recaptimus_Prime360Recaptimus_Prime360 Earned my Masters and Ph.d in Phat Booty-ology Posts: 64,802 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Cain wrote: »
    About to walk in church now........shrugs


    Lol they want me to be a deacon Lol me of all people. Told the dude nah bruh I still drink and fornicate a lot I mean a whole lot. His reply god has a plan for you..........:|


    LOL!!! G'on head and do it Dea. Cain.
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  • VIBEVIBE Posts: 54,384 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You not attending church isn't being a dickhead, they didn't even ask, more than likely they respect that you're an atheist. (even if they may not like it)

    Just show up at their house after church and bring some food, or take them out.

    Don't force yourself to do shit you don't wanna do.
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  • RahlowRahlow SmaKKKa CraKKKa Senseless Compton Cali4YaPosts: 2,638 ✭✭✭✭✭
    we don't celebrate holidays but we damn sho raid kitchens
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  • So ILLSo ILL Posts: 16,507 ✭✭✭✭✭
    A couple of people asked me to go to church with them today and I declined. I told them that I ain't been to church in forever, and I damn sure ain't going to just show up out of nowhere on Easter Sunday like it's all good. I remember I used to look at niggas like that sideways when I was going to service more often.
  • Bcotton5Bcotton5 Posts: 51,851 ✭✭✭✭✭
    1CK1S wrote: »
    You can't attend church on an Easter Sunday especially predominantly black churches, it's worse than being at a club. You'll see black folks having n-gga moments over parking, seating, the collection plate, and etc.


    I'd rather just do a morning pray and be done with it.
    I went to my grandma's church for Christmas before, they kept us there for 6 Damn hours. Never again.
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  • PurrPurr Evil Chuck Season. Jumpman jumpman Jumpman dat girl up to something!!!Posts: 32,382 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I went church today and I had liked it. The pastor wasnt a fucking robotic biblical bumbling idiot.
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  • dalyricalbanditdalyricalbandit Co-Owner Of AllhipHop.com, Super Moderator, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 67,917 Regulator
    I dont do the whole church thing but i went out to get breakfast and seeing all the bad broads coming out after the 12 oclock mass
  • T. SanfordT. Sanford Trill Doggy Dogg (Legion Of Trill) Posts: 25,291 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I should've went today. My church was having a gospel rap battle cypher & holy ghost dance contest today
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  • Ajackson17Ajackson17 On the shoulders of Giants and Elders in history UniversePosts: 22,495 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I went to church this today and last week. Great community and family.
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  • BodhiBodhi Posts: 7,932 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Update, t/s
    “Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.”
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  • DarcSkiesDarcSkies TRUST IN ALLAH BUT TIE UP YOUR CAMEL Posts: 13,791 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2014
    LaQueefa wrote: »
    I went church today and I had liked it. The pastor wasnt a fucking robotic biblical bumbling idiot.
    so he lied in the proper manner?

    BUllshit is bullshit, fried, boiled, fileted, or steamed. He was still telling a congregation full of grown ass muthafukkas that a grown ass Jew got killed and came back 3 days later.

    Fuck outta here wit that bullshit.
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  • MoneyPowerRespectMoneyPowerRespect Posts: 2,332 ✭✭✭✭✭
    As much as I love the fellowshipping, I refuse to be part of he niggerdom that is 'Easter'.
    But, then again, I don't celebrate stuff like that.

    ANYTHING TINASHE.!!
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  • texas409texas409 Posts: 20,854 ✭✭✭✭✭
    church was great yesterday
  • lighthearted26lighthearted26 Posts: 1,362 ✭✭✭✭✭
    J-GUTTA wrote: »
    Nope my parents know not to ask me to go to church anymore. I really don't even think they go anymore either.
    Bodhi wrote: »
    Choosing not to attend church doesn't make you a bad son. Its your beliefs, or lack thereof. If I were you, I would skip if it really makes you uncomfortable and let your parents know you would rather take them out or chill with them outside of a religious setting.

    They didnt ask me to go. And its one of those things that I know means a lot to them. Im going through that whole "realizing that my parents won't be here forever and how much they do/have done for my ungrateful ass" phase
    That's good, that's how i feel about it when i go home. My mom has done so much for me the least i can do is spend 2hrs at church because i know it makes her happy. I stopped going at 18 and it was killing her lol.
  • twatgettatwatgetta Posts: 6,705 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'll go to peep out the skant dressed hoes from Satruday night smellin like pussy instead of perfume. it's a good way to get laid on Easter sunday. bitches be fulla dat hoe-ly spirit and I be ready fuck em down too. Went yesterday and saw bout 8 bitches I KNOW didn't have no panties or bras on talm bout "Happy Easter" singing songs titties bouncin'..I got a number too.
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  • Knives AmilliKnives Amilli Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2014
    So I went....

    1. It was hot as a mothafucka in there. Glad I wore shorts and a polo or I woulda passed out from heat stroke.

    2. There was this lady behind me beating a tambourine like Christ's resurrection depended on that shit. Mentioned this to my folks and they laughed on some "oh yeah, her" type of shit.

    3. Mad bitches. THough honestly, I couldn't tell if a lot of them were grown women or still in high school :(

    4. It still was pretty boring. There was a lil girl next to me who was on an iPad playing Minecraft damn near the whole service. I bout told her "I got next on the sticks when you die"
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  • caddo mancaddo man Failure is success in progress! Posts: 22,476 ✭✭✭✭✭
    My pastor cut it short on Sunday cause he had to hit five other churches. Got there late, left early. Cant beat that with a stick.
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  • BodhiBodhi Posts: 7,932 ✭✭✭✭✭
    So I went....

    1. It was hot as a mothafucka in there. Glad I wore shorts and a polo or I woulda passed out from heat stroke.

    2. There was this lady behind me beating a tambourine like Christ's resurrection depended on that shit. Mentioned this to my folks and they laughed on some "oh yeah, her" type of shit.

    3. Mad bitches. THough honestly, I couldn't tell if a lot of them were grown women or still in high school :(

    4. It still was pretty boring. There was a lil girl next to me who was on an iPad playing Minecraft damn near the whole service. I bout told her "I got next on the sticks when you die"

    what'd the pastor talk about
    “Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.”
    -- Bruce Lee
  • Knives AmilliKnives Amilli Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bodhi wrote: »
    So I went....

    1. It was hot as a mothafucka in there. Glad I wore shorts and a polo or I woulda passed out from heat stroke.

    2. There was this lady behind me beating a tambourine like Christ's resurrection depended on that shit. Mentioned this to my folks and they laughed on some "oh yeah, her" type of shit.

    3. Mad bitches. THough honestly, I couldn't tell if a lot of them were grown women or still in high school :(

    4. It still was pretty boring. There was a lil girl next to me who was on an iPad playing Minecraft damn near the whole service. I bout told her "I got next on the sticks when you die"

    what'd the pastor talk about

    Typical easter stuff. About how Christ's resurrection allowed man to be forgiven of sin, thereby allowing man a "second life" in heaven.
  • BodhiBodhi Posts: 7,932 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wack
    “Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.”
    -- Bruce Lee
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