Does Albert Haynesworth Take An L?

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Ounceman
Ounceman Members Posts: 6,702 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited May 2010 in AKA Donkey
For impregnating a stripper and gold digging ? ?











or does he chalk up the W for boning a bad ? raw?




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  • Ounceman
    Ounceman Members Posts: 6,702 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    NEW YORK (CBS/AP) A Brooklyn exotic dancer wants to show Washington Redskins' defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth that, when it comes to women, you can't just love 'em and leave 'em.

    The 28-year-old NFL pro, who was considered one of football's best defensive players, is being sued for $10M by dancer Silvia Mena for allegedly impregnating her and then abandoning her.

    Albert Haynesworth


    The New York Post reports that the "Salma Hayek look-alike," who's nearly four months pregnant, says she met the 6-foot-6, 350-pound defensive lineman in Miami late last year during Super Bowl week and continued their romance at his Tennessee home.

    Mena, 25, claims Haynesworth promised her he would provide emotional and financial support, but dumped her after learning she was expecting in late February.

    But did Haynesworth really avoid his pregnant ex-lover?

    According to the court papers filed by Mena, he did - and he has allegedly refused to talk to her since late March or give her any money toward her medical bills, the New York Post also reports.

    "It is very stressful, I cry all the time," Mena said.

    Haynesworth isn't broke by any means. In fact, he is doing really well for himself - he signed a $100 million contract with the Redskins last year.

    Haynesworth's agent declined to comment on the newspaper report.
  • new account2
    new account2 Members Posts: 1,469
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    she is a stripper.....my man gotta do the DNA thing first
  • darryl_jenks
    darryl_jenks Members Posts: 328
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    Just because the chick might be cute doesn't take away from the fact that she's a stripper and he got the ? pregnant.

    this is a massive L.
  • DarcSkies777
    DarcSkies777 Members Posts: 5,600 ✭✭✭
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    DNA test...then be happy the ? aint ugly and be happy u rich as ? and can handle the hell thats coming your way.

    At the end of the day...YOU ? up not her.
  • ryder225
    ryder225 Banned Users Posts: 3,203 ✭✭
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    Hurting His Pockets.......L All Day
  • Ounceman
    Ounceman Members Posts: 6,702 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    DNA test...then be happy the ? aint ugly and be happy u rich as ? and can handle the hell thats coming your way.

    At the end of the day...YOU ? up not her.




    Hmm. good point. ? might hit em with the ookie doke. but he's financially prepared for the hailstorm


    karma is a ? though. that's what fat albert gets for leaving the titans
  • DarcSkies777
    DarcSkies777 Members Posts: 5,600 ✭✭✭
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    LOL He was with the Titans before? That musta been a long while ago.

    And yes dudes that pull this ? need to take responsibility for their own actions. The days are over where females can get you by surprise like this anymore. Everybody knows those types of ? are out there. So why you nutting in them raw and expect to just walk away when she get preggers.
  • ryder225
    ryder225 Banned Users Posts: 3,203 ✭✭
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    Ounceman wrote: »
    Hmm. good point. ? might hit em with the ookie doke. but he's financially prepared for the hailstorm


    karma is a ? though. that's what fat albert gets for leaving the titans

    LOL, that ? aint even related to this at all
  • Ounceman
    Ounceman Members Posts: 6,702 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ryder225 wrote: »
    LOL, that ? aint even related to this at all




    To me it is. and it ties in perfectly. not going to say has was the nucleus to our defense, but he def played a crucial role. when that humongous 4-stomached ? left, he ruined the cohesiveness of our d-line. what he saw was dollar signs because the redskins offered him more money to sign with them. well fatboy, i hope your dream is fulfilled because u will def. be needing that extra surplus of income right now
  • CollegeBoi12
    CollegeBoi12 Members Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭
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    Fat Albert lost again