Hip Hop Sins Volume 5: Drake

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  • KLICHE
    KLICHE Members Posts: 5,061 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • ojos_negros
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    Drake aka the Patron Saint of Tenderness aka the Human Glee Episode aka The Inventor of the Audio Scrunchie aka the Merchant of Cuddles otherwise known as The Wizard of Pause. When son aint travelin the world collectin magic wands n lookin for next level china patterns…you can usually find the boy doin lyrical origami on a track or out rescuin strippers from captivity nahmean. You kno you soft when you feel good bout droppin 10 Gs on a shower head that sprays lavender fragrances n ? . Word is bond…you kno you soft when chicks be showin how to do makeovers on youtube to look like you. You kno you soft when you inspire muthafuckin Zac Efron to get YOLO tatted on his creamy little hand b. You kno you soft when the furry mascots at ball games n ? be askin if they can get pictures wit YOU son. You kno you soft when you got a pink budgie, a baby owl n Aaliyah’s face all tatted 5 inches apart from each other on ya back. Son I can keep goin but you should get the point by now

    Word to BigGhost.


    He did another one where he said about drake being 'bit by a radioactive butterfly.' I was dyin


    Where did these threads go anyway, they were cool.
  • aka_OG
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    - having other men to do his ? work ie future/diddy situation
    - his persona based on being the side dude with ambition
  • CashmoneyDux
    CashmoneyDux Members Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    He's influencing a bunch of Black males to be passive aggressive, to save thots and overall be ? made. I can't rock with someone who constantly talks about all of the haters, starting from the "bottom" simping bustdowns, and materialistic ? .

    He makes hits Don't get me wrong, but he has no impressionable music.
  • damobb2deep
    damobb2deep Members Posts: 19,972 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    being played by Maliah In your own video and in real life smh...
  • damobb2deep
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    drake the type of ? to own a selfie stick..

    drake the type of ? to call last on a running a train on a thot...

    drake the type of ? who knows what lavender smells like...

    if drake and 2 girls were around each other for a long enough time their periods would synchronize

    drake look like he the next Kardashian victim

    drake look like the type to cry when he get too intoxicated...

    drake the type to have a beauty regiment for his skin when he wake up in the morning.

    drake has his "dream wedding" already planned out..

    drake told nicki minaj "you don't have to do safari like that"

    drake told lil wayne " birdman gonna pay us.. we just need to be patient"

  • THE_R_
    THE_R_ Members Posts: 3,444 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2015
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    LESBIAN R&B THUG...
    STRIVING TO BE THE SADE OF HIP-HOP
  • damobb2deep
    damobb2deep Members Posts: 19,972 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    sliding in a thots dm's just to get exposed by said thot..

    tryna be trey songz "mr. steal yo girl" but getting whooped for trying...

    being signed to a ? that's signed to a ? that's never going to pay you..
  • LcnsdbyROYALTY
    LcnsdbyROYALTY Members Posts: 13,763 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    drake the type of ? to own a selfie stick..

    drake the type of ? to call last on a running a train on a thot...

    drake the type of ? who knows what lavender smells like...

    if drake and 2 girls were around each other for a long enough time their periods would synchronize

    drake look like he the next Kardashian victim

    drake look like the type to cry when he get too intoxicated...

    drake the type to have a beauty regiment for his skin when he wake up in the morning.

    drake has his "dream wedding" already planned out..

    drake told nicki minaj "you don't have to do safari like that"

    drake told lil wayne " birdman gonna pay us.. we just need to be patient"

    Thanxs. I needed a good laugh
  • no2fuks
    no2fuks Members Posts: 503 ✭✭✭✭
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    drake the type of ? to own a selfie stick..

    drake the type of ? to call last on a running a train on a thot...

    drake the type of ? who knows what lavender smells like...

    if drake and 2 girls were around each other for a long enough time their periods would synchronize

    drake look like he the next Kardashian victim

    drake look like the type to cry when he get too intoxicated...

    drake the type to have a beauty regiment for his skin when he wake up in the morning.

    drake has his "dream wedding" already planned out..

    drake told nicki minaj "you don't have to do safari like that"

    drake told lil wayne " birdman gonna pay us.. we just need to be patient"

    2real
  • no2fuks
    no2fuks Members Posts: 503 ✭✭✭✭
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    drake the type of ? to own a selfie stick..

    drake the type of ? to call last on a running a train on a thot...

    drake the type of ? who knows what lavender smells like...

    if drake and 2 girls were around each other for a long enough time their periods would synchronize

    drake look like he the next Kardashian victim

    drake look like the type to cry when he get too intoxicated...

    drake the type to have a beauty regiment for his skin when he wake up in the morning.

    drake has his "dream wedding" already planned out..

    drake told nicki minaj "you don't have to do safari like that"

    drake told lil wayne " birdman gonna pay us.. we just need to be patient"

    2real keep em coming
  • GunTown
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    Attempting to sing hooks

    He can't sing and it doesn't sound good
  • FishNChips
    FishNChips Members Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    GunTown wrote: »
    Attempting to sing hooks

    He can't sing and it doesn't sound good

    eminem? yeah I agree with ya there mate
  • soul rattler
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