CALORIC NIRVANA 38: Would anyone on the IC eat...?
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The Big Slab of St. Louis-Style Spareribs at Famous Dave’s
If you go with the muffin, Famous Fries, and Wilbur (baked) Beans, you’re talking 2,770 calories (more than a day’s worth) and 54 grams of saturated fat seasoned with 4,320 milligrams of sodium and 14 teaspoons of sugar. That’s the calories and sat fat of a bowl of Dave’s Famous Chili plus two Georgia Chopped Pork Sandwiches with two sides of Dave’s Cheesy Mac & Cheese and a Down Home Banana Pudding.
Signature Deep Dish Chicken Bacon Ranch Pizza
“Grilled garlic chicken, Applewood smoked bacon, jack and cheddar cheese, red onions, diced tomatoes and a drizzle of ranch” doesn’t sound so heavy. But the pound of pizza dumps 2,160 calories, 30 grams of saturated fat, and 4,680 milligrams of sodium (three days’ worth) in your lap.
Chevys Super Cinco Combo at Chevys Fresh Mex
Even if you ignore the free basket of chips and the salsa that Chevys (like most Mexican restaurants) brings to your table just when you’re hungriest, the Super Cinco delivers 1,920 calories, 36 grams of saturated fat, and 3,950 milligrams of sodium. You might as well eat 11 Taco Bell Crunchy Tacos.
Farfalle with Chicken and Roasted Garlic
2,410 calories and 63 grams of saturated fat (a three-day load) are what you’d get in five single-serve packages of Stouffer’s frozen Classics Chicken Fettuccini Alfredo, each topped with a pat of butter. (The Farfalle has “only” 1,370 milligrams of sodium, a little less than a day’s worth.)
Take The Big “Hook” Up platter. It’s got Great ? of Fire (“seafood and crab ? full of jalapeños and cream cheese coated in panko breadcrumbs...served with ranch”), Fish & Chips (“flaky white fish hand dipped in a classic Samuel Adams beer batter...served with fries”), Coconut Shrimp (“jumbo shrimp hand dipped in shredded coconut with pineapple plum sauce for dipping”), Crab Stuffed Shrimp (“plump shrimp hand stuffed with crab”), Hushpuppies, and Coleslaw.
Talk about stuffed. The friedfoodaganza comes to 3,280 calories (your fill for today and half of tomorrow), 50 grams of saturated fat, and 7,610 milligrams of sodium (no more for you for the next five days). To burn that many calories, you’d have to play golf (without a cart or a caddie) for 11 straight hours.
If you go with the muffin, Famous Fries, and Wilbur (baked) Beans, you’re talking 2,770 calories (more than a day’s worth) and 54 grams of saturated fat seasoned with 4,320 milligrams of sodium and 14 teaspoons of sugar. That’s the calories and sat fat of a bowl of Dave’s Famous Chili plus two Georgia Chopped Pork Sandwiches with two sides of Dave’s Cheesy Mac & Cheese and a Down Home Banana Pudding.
Signature Deep Dish Chicken Bacon Ranch Pizza
“Grilled garlic chicken, Applewood smoked bacon, jack and cheddar cheese, red onions, diced tomatoes and a drizzle of ranch” doesn’t sound so heavy. But the pound of pizza dumps 2,160 calories, 30 grams of saturated fat, and 4,680 milligrams of sodium (three days’ worth) in your lap.
Chevys Super Cinco Combo at Chevys Fresh Mex
Even if you ignore the free basket of chips and the salsa that Chevys (like most Mexican restaurants) brings to your table just when you’re hungriest, the Super Cinco delivers 1,920 calories, 36 grams of saturated fat, and 3,950 milligrams of sodium. You might as well eat 11 Taco Bell Crunchy Tacos.
Farfalle with Chicken and Roasted Garlic
2,410 calories and 63 grams of saturated fat (a three-day load) are what you’d get in five single-serve packages of Stouffer’s frozen Classics Chicken Fettuccini Alfredo, each topped with a pat of butter. (The Farfalle has “only” 1,370 milligrams of sodium, a little less than a day’s worth.)
Take The Big “Hook” Up platter. It’s got Great ? of Fire (“seafood and crab ? full of jalapeños and cream cheese coated in panko breadcrumbs...served with ranch”), Fish & Chips (“flaky white fish hand dipped in a classic Samuel Adams beer batter...served with fries”), Coconut Shrimp (“jumbo shrimp hand dipped in shredded coconut with pineapple plum sauce for dipping”), Crab Stuffed Shrimp (“plump shrimp hand stuffed with crab”), Hushpuppies, and Coleslaw.
Talk about stuffed. The friedfoodaganza comes to 3,280 calories (your fill for today and half of tomorrow), 50 grams of saturated fat, and 7,610 milligrams of sodium (no more for you for the next five days). To burn that many calories, you’d have to play golf (without a cart or a caddie) for 11 straight hours.
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CALORIC NIRVANA 38: Would anyone on the IC eat...? 29 votes
Signature Deep Dish Chicken Bacon Ranch Pizza
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GOING IN ON EVERYTHINGSriracha sauce por favor
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Yo...... you got bad taste in food. (pun not intended)
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GOING IN ON EVERYTHINGWe all just eat, nothing more and nothing less.
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Yeah but that ? is garbage.
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GOING IN ON EVERYTHINGNow this is some ? I can ? with... everything must go
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GOING IN ON EVERYTHINGMhmmm
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GOING IN ON EVERYTHINGThe itis would be epic
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Chevys Super Cinco Combo at Chevys Fresh MexThis thread has made me decide to get tacos for lunch today
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GOING IN ON EVERYTHINGMMM! OOOH!
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GOING IN ON EVERYTHINGWhere that pizza from?
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GOING IN ON EVERYTHINGI'm gonna eat whatever the ? I wanna eat!!!
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GOING IN ON EVERYTHINGLet's get it
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GOING IN ON EVERYTHINGWithout a second thought.
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GOING IN ON EVERYTHINGEverything is getting that work.
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GOING IN ON EVERYTHING#eatlikeshit
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GOING IN ON EVERYTHING@bcotton5. BJ's restaurant and brewhouse
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GOING IN ON EVERYTHINGDamn where that's at?
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