Ever got caught watchin Porn

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  • AZTG
    AZTG Members Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That jacking off to literature ? got my dying yo
  • Bussy_Getta
    Bussy_Getta Members Posts: 37,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • GorillaWitAttitude
    GorillaWitAttitude Members Posts: 3,566
    I'm glad i've never been caught read handed. Like i've said i've been suspected though.
  • Apoptosis
    Apoptosis Members Posts: 198 ✭✭
    edited August 2014
    Lol, I learned quick. I threw a rock at some older kids car. I ran to my dad for help. He just laughed in my face. I never thought about that ? again.
  • KingFreeman
    KingFreeman Members Posts: 13,731 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Apoptosis wrote: »
    Yoo, I remember, around when I was 10, I was on the family computer watching some ? girl ? while my aunt was in the room. All I did was put my backpack on one side of the screen so she could only see a little of it. She was fresh off the boat from Nigeria and never seen porn. I probably did this like 4 times without her noticing. But I guess I did it one time too much cuz the next morning my mom beat me out of my bed and was screaming about "big breasted girls on top of each other". I was scared as ? , so I told her about my dad's internet history. My dad was shook. She made us go to church every day for a month. SMH

    Threw your pops right under the bus. Damn b.
  • BarryHalls
    BarryHalls Members Posts: 4,310 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Back in the day, I remember gettin caught jackin off to the sex scene in the movie Jerry McGuire.
  • memphis2sacnicc
    memphis2sacnicc Members Posts: 2,033 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Never been caught. Too swift up on my toes.

    Funny ass thread tho.
  • twizza 77
    twizza 77 Members Posts: 4,201 ✭✭✭✭✭
    No Don Jon incidents here.
  • Bcotton5
    Bcotton5 Members Posts: 51,851 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • Splackavelli
    Splackavelli Members Posts: 18,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Pico wrote: »
    Yes :-(

    elaborate. give us the deets.
  • Stephen-r
    Stephen-r Members Posts: 420 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2014
    Yes I have by my sisters friends I was in full stroke had juices flowing I always had the hots for this said friend.
    she was a real fine Asian girl and the bad thing I was looking was Asian babes ha
    she just looked me up and down and smiled and walked off.
    couple of mths later we did bang it was so worth it

  • So ILL
    So ILL Members Posts: 16,507 ✭✭✭✭✭
    7figz wrote: »
    A mother in South Carolina called the police after returning home to discover that her 15-year-old son had been watching pornography on the living room television.
    A mother in South Carolina called the police after returning home to discover that her 15-year-old son had been watching pornography on the living room television.
    Chavonda Gallman, 40, called 911 after returning to her home in Spartanburg on Tuesday afternoon.
    According to a police report, Gallman, a real estate agent, had her two-year-old daughter and a client in tow.
    Her son was in his room when they arrived, but upon entering the home, Gallman’s daughter ‘turned on the TV and there was porn on.

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    Damn, talk about being dramatic as hell. I'd hate the ? out of my mom if she did this to me.

    You know ? was roasting him forever after this ? .
  • 7figz
    7figz Members Posts: 15,294 ✭✭✭✭✭
    So ILL wrote: »
    7figz wrote: »
    A mother in South Carolina called the police after returning home to discover that her 15-year-old son had been watching pornography on the living room television.
    A mother in South Carolina called the police after returning home to discover that her 15-year-old son had been watching pornography on the living room television.
    Chavonda Gallman, 40, called 911 after returning to her home in Spartanburg on Tuesday afternoon.
    According to a police report, Gallman, a real estate agent, had her two-year-old daughter and a client in tow.
    Her son was in his room when they arrived, but upon entering the home, Gallman’s daughter ‘turned on the TV and there was porn on.

    article-2718430-2051718200000578-643_306x423.jpg

    article-2718430-2051717A00000578-836_634x492.jpg

    Damn, talk about being dramatic as hell. I'd hate the ? out of my mom if she did this to me.

    You know ? was roasting him forever after this ? .

    Man, hell the ? yeah. That's some foul ? .

    Can't believe the father let that happen.

    ? she wanted to happen to dude - get charged as a sex offender or some ? ?
  • Arya Tsaddiq
    Arya Tsaddiq Members Posts: 15,334 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Aye this thread is hilarious....

    I never got caught. But I remember one time being at my boys house And he got caught. He had and his room and then a connected room in the back where we would go play N64. So me my brother and my dudes older brother in the back room playing Golden Eye. So my boy didn't wanna play and was in he from room. Come to find out he got a VHS porno from someone at school. This dumb ? was watching it on mute and aint have a lock. So I guess we were being too loud playing the game so his dad came thru the door to the front room where my boy was watching the porno. His pops saw the tv and went the f**k off...he was like....

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    "TURN THAT ? OFF! RIGHT NOW!!!!"

    ? kicked us out and gave my dude a royal ass whooping. Felt bad for bruh haha.