Ever got caught watchin Porn
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That jacking off to literature ? got my dying yo
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Yoo, I remember, around when I was 10, I was on the family computer watching some ? girl ? while my aunt was in the room. All I did was put my backpack on one side of the screen so she could only see a little of it. She was fresh off the boat from Nigeria and never seen porn. I probably did this like 4 times without her noticing. But I guess I did it one time too much cuz the next morning my mom beat me out of my bed and was screaming about "big breasted girls on top of each other". I was scared as ? , so I told her about my dad's internet history. My dad was shook. She made us go to church every day for a month. SMH
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Yoo, I remember, around when I was 10, I was on the family computer watching some ? girl ? while my aunt was in the room. All I did was put my backpack on one side of the screen so she could only see a little of it. She was fresh off the boat from Nigeria and never seen porn. I probably did this like 4 times without her noticing. But I guess I did it one time too much cuz the next morning my mom beat me out of my bed and was screaming about "big breasted girls on top of each other". I was scared as ? , so I told her about my dad's internet history. My dad was shook. She made us go to church every day for a month. SMH
you ratted out yo pops?
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Yoo, I remember, around when I was 10, I was on the family computer watching some ? girl ? while my aunt was in the room. All I did was put my backpack on one side of the screen so she could only see a little of it. She was fresh off the boat from Nigeria and never seen porn. I probably did this like 4 times without her noticing. But I guess I did it one time too much cuz the next morning my mom beat me out of my bed and was screaming about "big breasted girls on top of each other". I was scared as ? , so I told her about my dad's internet history. My dad was shook. She made us go to church every day for a month. SMH
I would have disowned you that day. -
Yoo, I remember, around when I was 10, I was on the family computer watching some ? girl ? while my aunt was in the room. All I did was put my backpack on one side of the screen so she could only see a little of it. She was fresh off the boat from Nigeria and never seen porn. I probably did this like 4 times without her noticing. But I guess I did it one time too much cuz the next morning my mom beat me out of my bed and was screaming about "big breasted girls on top of each other". I was scared as ? , so I told her about my dad's internet history. My dad was shook. She made us go to church every day for a month. SMH
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Yes :-(
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I'm glad i've never been caught read handed. Like i've said i've been suspected though.
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Lol, I learned quick. I threw a rock at some older kids car. I ran to my dad for help. He just laughed in my face. I never thought about that ? again.
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Yoo, I remember, around when I was 10, I was on the family computer watching some ? girl ? while my aunt was in the room. All I did was put my backpack on one side of the screen so she could only see a little of it. She was fresh off the boat from Nigeria and never seen porn. I probably did this like 4 times without her noticing. But I guess I did it one time too much cuz the next morning my mom beat me out of my bed and was screaming about "big breasted girls on top of each other". I was scared as ? , so I told her about my dad's internet history. My dad was shook. She made us go to church every day for a month. SMH
Threw your pops right under the bus. Damn b. -
Yoo, I remember, around when I was 10, I was on the family computer watching some ? girl ? while my aunt was in the room. All I did was put my backpack on one side of the screen so she could only see a little of it. She was fresh off the boat from Nigeria and never seen porn. I probably did this like 4 times without her noticing. But I guess I did it one time too much cuz the next morning my mom beat me out of my bed and was screaming about "big breasted girls on top of each other". I was scared as ? , so I told her about my dad's internet history. My dad was shook. She made us go to church every day for a month. SMH
? , I would have kicked you in your chest if I was your father. -
Yoo, I remember, around when I was 10, I was on the family computer watching some ? girl ? while my aunt was in the room. All I did was put my backpack on one side of the screen so she could only see a little of it. She was fresh off the boat from Nigeria and never seen porn. I probably did this like 4 times without her noticing. But I guess I did it one time too much cuz the next morning my mom beat me out of my bed and was screaming about "big breasted girls on top of each other". I was scared as ? , so I told her about my dad's internet history. My dad was shook. She made us go to church every day for a month. SMH
? , I would have kicked you in your chest if I was your father.
Y'all ? don't know my mother, she's one of the scariest people I know. I remember her giving my sister a whooping for turning 8; she said she wanted to beat her for future trouble making. I bet y'all if my dad got caught by my mom he would've snitched on me.
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Back in the day, I remember gettin caught jackin off to the sex scene in the movie Jerry McGuire.
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24 years in the game never been caught..a can hear a pin dropWatching porno on mute i hear every ? damn noise in the house...the u have the last channel on espn or sumthn so if u hear somebody u flip it back
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I got caught once. Was watching some video my older cousin had. Shorty was using a banana to get herself going before the dude showed up. this was like 96, so the quality was a little grainy. BUT, i left the damn tape in the VCR! Came home from ballin and my Mom smacked the ? out of me. Pops was giggling while tryna be stern in the background....lol
I also got in trouble cause my man that was locked up asked me to send him some flicks. So I stole a couple magazines from the same older cousin and ripped out mad pages and sent it to him. ? bounced back saying "we don't allow inmates to receive pornographic material". Thankfully, my Dad found it before Moms came home -
Never been caught. Too swift up on my toes.
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No Don Jon incidents here.
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Nope, but roommates can be a tricky situation though.
In college, I was taking a nap on our bunk bed (I had the top bed), and I heard my roommate come in but thought nothing of it. About a half hour later, I wake up and jump down on the bed to find dude butt-naked facing away from me on his computer chokin' it. Dude was as surprised as I was when I had jumped out of the bed. Apparently, he had no idea that I was even in the apartment (when he came in, I was half-asleep with the bed sheet covers completely over me, and we never had spoken until I woke up). He kept on apologizing, but we was cool, so it was no biggie. But still, why butt-ass naked?
He almost caught me a few times. One time he did. I was bored as hell looking at some ? (not even really my thing). Dude comes in the apartment way too fast while I'm trying to close down all my browsers. I was too late though. He went over to me like "hey bro, what you looki-..." I couldn't even say anything. I was salty, wishing that he had just caught me watching regular-ass porn. -
Y'all niggs, man. No sense of covert action. Y'all would SUCK as spies.
Never been caught. My grandpa showed his porn stash...and some shots of some old as ? he's been smashing at his old folks building. Mack to the end, I guess. You'd figured it would be awkward, but we just have laughs.
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A mother in South Carolina called the police after returning home to discover that her 15-year-old son had been watching pornography on the living room television.A mother in South Carolina called the police after returning home to discover that her 15-year-old son had been watching pornography on the living room television.
Chavonda Gallman, 40, called 911 after returning to her home in Spartanburg on Tuesday afternoon.
According to a police report, Gallman, a real estate agent, had her two-year-old daughter and a client in tow.
Her son was in his room when they arrived, but upon entering the home, Gallman’s daughter ‘turned on the TV and there was porn on.
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Yes I have by my sisters friends I was in full stroke had juices flowing I always had the hots for this said friend.
she was a real fine Asian girl and the bad thing I was looking was Asian babes ha
she just looked me up and down and smiled and walked off.
couple of mths later we did bang it was so worth it
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A mother in South Carolina called the police after returning home to discover that her 15-year-old son had been watching pornography on the living room television.A mother in South Carolina called the police after returning home to discover that her 15-year-old son had been watching pornography on the living room television.
Chavonda Gallman, 40, called 911 after returning to her home in Spartanburg on Tuesday afternoon.
According to a police report, Gallman, a real estate agent, had her two-year-old daughter and a client in tow.
Her son was in his room when they arrived, but upon entering the home, Gallman’s daughter ‘turned on the TV and there was porn on.
Damn, talk about being dramatic as hell. I'd hate the ? out of my mom if she did this to me.
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A mother in South Carolina called the police after returning home to discover that her 15-year-old son had been watching pornography on the living room television.A mother in South Carolina called the police after returning home to discover that her 15-year-old son had been watching pornography on the living room television.
Chavonda Gallman, 40, called 911 after returning to her home in Spartanburg on Tuesday afternoon.
According to a police report, Gallman, a real estate agent, had her two-year-old daughter and a client in tow.
Her son was in his room when they arrived, but upon entering the home, Gallman’s daughter ‘turned on the TV and there was porn on.
Damn, talk about being dramatic as hell. I'd hate the ? out of my mom if she did this to me.
You know ? was roasting him forever after this ? .
Man, hell the ? yeah. That's some foul ? .
Can't believe the father let that happen.
? she wanted to happen to dude - get charged as a sex offender or some ? ? -
Aye this thread is hilarious....
I never got caught. But I remember one time being at my boys house And he got caught. He had and his room and then a connected room in the back where we would go play N64. So me my brother and my dudes older brother in the back room playing Golden Eye. So my boy didn't wanna play and was in he from room. Come to find out he got a VHS porno from someone at school. This dumb ? was watching it on mute and aint have a lock. So I guess we were being too loud playing the game so his dad came thru the door to the front room where my boy was watching the porno. His pops saw the tv and went the f**k off...he was like....
"TURN THAT ? OFF! RIGHT NOW!!!!"
? kicked us out and gave my dude a royal ass whooping. Felt bad for bruh haha.