He-he-hey, Sweet JESUS...Jordin Sparks and Jason Derulo broke up!

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  •   Colin$mackabi$h
    Colin$mackabi$h Members Posts: 16,586 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    She said she wanna see what the ? is all about.
  • VIBE
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    t/s read that ? in his Jordin Sparks weekly fan mail and freaked the ? out

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  • 2stepz_ahead
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    FlightKing wrote: »
    pralims wrote: »
    ummm....yea.

    im gonna have a sit down with wifey tonight. things aint been that good lately and now is a good time to express that.

    only woman i will take over Jordin is Sanaa.

    @FlightKing‌

    lets get this over with now bruh.

    i got goons that will be at your crib shortly.

    dont start the car ? an you might wanna hold off on taking out the trash for few days til this ? gets situated.

    Jordin cant fly with one wing.....im throwing on my cape

    @pralims

    Play this for your wife

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKXVOywj7T0

    and get the hell on now.

    I'm not dealing with you and this foolishness. Love thy wife and enjoy that. If you really wanted Jordin, you wouldn't have gotten hitched.

    And I gotta hit the road today (prolly gonna try to meet up with Jordin too) AND I needed to take the trash out. You a vile ass ? . But I got the drop on you, pleighboy. KNOW THAT.

    birdman-o.gif

    my frequent flyer miles will bring her to me anywhere in the world overnight in first class.

    i got connections bruh....dont not be surprised if i post a pic of me and her on this site an @ you for the next two years until you commit dat.

    i'll send you a jar of her bath water and her worn panties after i pulled them to the side.

    baby girl wont be needing that purity ring no mo.

    as for wifey......yea....im starting a fight over the remote not being in the right place and saying i need some time to think about the future.
  • BigBallsNoWorries
    BigBallsNoWorries Members Posts: 5,461 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2014
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    ? woke up in his feelings this morning

    All that estrogen is clouding his thinking





    but at the same time


    I understand why


    I would F5 splash in that ?
  • zerocool
    zerocool Members Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Jason_Cheating.jpg

    Jason_Cheating1.jpg
    look who he cheated on her with....carmen ortega....
    he shouldnt have....jordan is loyal
  • BigBallsNoWorries
    BigBallsNoWorries Members Posts: 5,461 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    zerocool wrote: »
    Jason_Cheating.jpg

    Jason_Cheating1.jpg
    look who he cheated on her with....carmen ortega....
    he shouldnt have....jordan is loyal

    ?


    thats his SIDE CHICK lol


    that ? 's side chick is looking better than most ? 's main


    HOW DOES HE LOSE??????????!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?


    its a win-win situation regardless of what information u tell me

    I dont give a ?
  • FlightKing
    FlightKing Members Posts: 1,921 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    pralims wrote: »
    FlightKing wrote: »
    pralims wrote: »
    ummm....yea.

    im gonna have a sit down with wifey tonight. things aint been that good lately and now is a good time to express that.

    only woman i will take over Jordin is Sanaa.

    @FlightKing‌

    lets get this over with now bruh.

    i got goons that will be at your crib shortly.

    dont start the car ? an you might wanna hold off on taking out the trash for few days til this ? gets situated.

    Jordin cant fly with one wing.....im throwing on my cape

    @pralims

    Play this for your wife

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKXVOywj7T0

    and get the hell on now.

    I'm not dealing with you and this foolishness. Love thy wife and enjoy that. If you really wanted Jordin, you wouldn't have gotten hitched.

    And I gotta hit the road today (prolly gonna try to meet up with Jordin too) AND I needed to take the trash out. You a vile ass ? . But I got the drop on you, pleighboy. KNOW THAT.

    birdman-o.gif

    my frequent flyer miles will bring her to me anywhere in the world overnight in first class.

    i got connections bruh....dont not be surprised if i post a pic of me and her on this site an @ you for the next two years until you commit dat.

    i'll send you a jar of her bath water and her worn panties after i pulled them to the side.

    baby girl wont be needing that purity ring no mo.

    as for wifey......yea....im starting a fight over the remote not being in the right place and saying i need some time to think about the future.

    I'll come for you like the GDs came for Rick Ross. On sight. You better get two plane tickets cause where she go, I go!

    You throwing threats but I'm not worried. It was written... you just not accepting truth. Sending me bath water? Fam, you can have Rocsi. That's your level. I'll have you pistol whipped if you come within 30 yards of Jordin.

    Marriage is sacred. You need to preserve that instead of throwing it away on a suicide mission. I'll let your wife know what's up so she can blow your spot up.
  • Shizlansky
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    That ? blew his coat off him and only left the sleeves.
  • jetlifebih
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    Ain't Jordan sparks "holding out for marriage"?

    ? all that b
  • FlightKing
    FlightKing Members Posts: 1,921 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    zerocool wrote: »
    Jason_Cheating.jpg

    Jason_Cheating1.jpg
    look who he cheated on her with....carmen ortega....
    he shouldnt have....jordan is loyal

    ?


    thats his SIDE CHICK lol


    that ? 's side chick is looking better than most ? 's main


    HOW DOES HE LOSE??????????!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?


    its a win-win situation regardless of what information u tell me

    I dont give a ?
    zerocool wrote: »
    Jason_Cheating.jpg

    Jason_Cheating1.jpg
    look who he cheated on her with....carmen ortega....
    he shouldnt have....jordan is loyal

    the-wire-o.gif

    Derulo the gawd
  • BigBallsNoWorries
    BigBallsNoWorries Members Posts: 5,461 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    CoogiKen wrote: »
    Ain't Jordan sparks "holding out for marriage"?

    ? all that b

    that ? better get realistic and realize that "holding out" for marriage ? aint flying outchea

    when ever girls b like im holding out (which is ? )

    I ask em u wanna hold out, yet u r not even guaranteed u going to live tommorow lol



    and if you hold out then there is no guarantee that ? u marry is actually even the right one

    but I digress

    ? better get her mind right real quick
  • zerocool
    zerocool Members Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    CoogiKen wrote: »
    Ain't Jordan sparks "holding out for marriage"?

    ? all that b

    She couldnt hold out my nig.....
    she been lost her virginity @CoogiKen‌
  • BangEm_Bart
    BangEm_Bart Members Posts: 9,503 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    He took her virginity
  • taeboo
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    I believe the they were living together, so I'm pretty sure she stopped holding out....
  • zerocool
    zerocool Members Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    And our insider claims that Jordin KNEW ABOUT THE AFFAIR WITH CARMEN. . . and stayed with Jason anyways. The insider explained, "Jason was her first, he took her virginity. She didn't want to let him go."

  • 2stepz_ahead
    2stepz_ahead Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 32,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    FlightKing wrote: »
    pralims wrote: »
    FlightKing wrote: »
    pralims wrote: »
    ummm....yea.

    im gonna have a sit down with wifey tonight. things aint been that good lately and now is a good time to express that.

    only woman i will take over Jordin is Sanaa.

    @FlightKing‌

    lets get this over with now bruh.

    i got goons that will be at your crib shortly.

    dont start the car ? an you might wanna hold off on taking out the trash for few days til this ? gets situated.

    Jordin cant fly with one wing.....im throwing on my cape

    @pralims

    Play this for your wife

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKXVOywj7T0

    and get the hell on now.

    I'm not dealing with you and this foolishness. Love thy wife and enjoy that. If you really wanted Jordin, you wouldn't have gotten hitched.

    And I gotta hit the road today (prolly gonna try to meet up with Jordin too) AND I needed to take the trash out. You a vile ass ? . But I got the drop on you, pleighboy. KNOW THAT.

    birdman-o.gif

    my frequent flyer miles will bring her to me anywhere in the world overnight in first class.

    i got connections bruh....dont not be surprised if i post a pic of me and her on this site an @ you for the next two years until you commit dat.

    i'll send you a jar of her bath water and her worn panties after i pulled them to the side.

    baby girl wont be needing that purity ring no mo.

    as for wifey......yea....im starting a fight over the remote not being in the right place and saying i need some time to think about the future.

    I'll come for you like the GDs came for Rick Ross. On sight. You better get two plane tickets cause where she go, I go!

    You throwing threats but I'm not worried. It was written... you just not accepting truth. Sending me bath water? Fam, you can have Rocsi. That's your level. I'll have you pistol whipped if you come within 30 yards of Jordin.

    Marriage is sacred. You need to preserve that instead of throwing it away on a suicide mission. I'll let your wife know what's up so she can blow your spot up.

    i am not going to keep saying this cuz....but i will ? a brick for shorty.

    i got a prenup, wife and two side families im willing to give up for her.

    if im willing to take that type gamble, ? you you you know you dead .

    got me outchea studdering

    ? im at 30k ft on my way now to stalk meet her now.
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    just fall back and think of your future. im not trying to hurt nobody. you got a long life ahead of you.

    ? with me you be dead in an hour and i'll have Jordin singin amazing grace at your funeral just cause i know you like her. i'll let her take a selfie with your cold dead body an leave it in the casket for you fap in hell over a dream diverted.

    its ok bruh....its other fish out there.
  • BarreGoff
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    he lost a good one!
  • BigBallsNoWorries
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    I would play hopscotch like my life depended on it in both the ? of Jordin Sparks and Derulo's side ?
  • Breezy_Kilroy
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    zerocool wrote: »
    Jason_Cheating.jpg

    Jason_Cheating1.jpg
    look who he cheated on her with....carmen ortega....
    he shouldnt have....jordan is loyal

    Them thighs tho!

    let her wrap them think mfers around me. ? I'm living in that thang!
  • Young_Chitlin
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    CoogiKen wrote: »
    Ain't Jordan sparks "holding out for marriage"?

    ? all that b

  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    All them cheesy ass singles he's been dropping lately..she can do better.
  • DOPEdweebz
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    zerocool wrote: »
    Jason_Cheating.jpg

    Jason_Cheating1.jpg
    look who he cheated on her with....carmen ortega....
    he shouldnt have....jordan is loyal

    #HaitianExcellence
  • deadeye
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    Shorty loses points.


    All that talk about holding out and she goes against her own beliefs and shacks up.


    Sorry, can't respect that.