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My first patient is @Khaleesi but I'm willing to take on more patients.
Post in here and get therapized by Seedzington.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSPBs4-W0lk
In reference to:
Post in here and get therapized by Seedzington.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSPBs4-W0lkIn reference to:
Im real enough to self evaluate.
My issue is simple.
1. My self esteem is higher than average.
2. I am controlling because of my mother's controlling ways.
3. I am a ? because i would rather be a ? than a liar & I pride myself on being an honest person.
4. I don't bow down to men & wear the pants in my marriage because my mother was the breadwinner & my father was the stay at home daddy ( I love my daddy so much.. He never hit us... But my mom beat our ? )
Basically... I take after my mother and while growing up my parents told us over & over how we are all special and amazing young ladies and that we are worth more than all the money in the world.
Some dislike that I comeoff as a "better than you" type of person... But really I only see myself as extraordinary. I dont think that im better than anyone. Unless you are a ? or serial killer... Or pathological liar.
My insecurities? Well, I hate my big hands. I hate my non existent eyebrows (which run in the family). And I hate my uneven skin tone (which I am working on).
This is why I am me.
I was actually popular in highschool.
Varsity cheerleader and everyone knew my name. I went though all of highschcool without any major drama, fights or suspensions.
Elementary/middle school is a different story. I was mean and a bully.
Twice made a boy voluntarily go inside a dumpster.
I learned to tone down my brutal honesty when I got to highschool and just sipped my tea.
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interesting
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Have you been drinking again seedz?
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something is a little pervert in your endeavor bruh
why do you want them to EXHIBIT their matter in public?
being a good therapist requires discretion not EXHIBITION for GOATS
you should start analysing yourself bruh... something not right with you -
Seedz just wants to eat my ? .
Case closed. -
Lmao@this ? being white INRL
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LEMZPOCALYPSE wrote: »something not right with you
You think?I'm in, I love hearing about myself.
I'm not sure who you are, I'd need a reference.
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Seedz just wants to eat my ? .
Case closed.
Who taught you this line of reasoning? When your mother was telling you about your self worth did she relat it to how many men want to give you oral sex? did she tell you "when a man critiques you, he just wants to eat your ? ".
If I tell you that I don't want to do that, how does that make you feel? Does it make you want to put me in a dumpster? Does it frustrate you becsuse you can't?
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SunflowaSeeds wrote: »LEMZPOCALYPSE wrote: »something not right with you
You think?I'm in, I love hearing about myself.
I'm not sure who you are, I'd need a reference.
its not PROFESSIONAL and very COCKY to go public when you re a therapist if you re really are.
cause the more i watch your vid the more i doubt.
you are seeking notoriety and validation too
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LEMZPOCALYPSE wrote: »SunflowaSeeds wrote: »LEMZPOCALYPSE wrote: »something not right with you
You think?I'm in, I love hearing about myself.
I'm not sure who you are, I'd need a reference.
its not PROFESSIONAL and very COCKY to go public when you re a therapist if you re really are.
cause the more i watch your vid the more i doubt.
you are seeking notoriety and validation too
You're fun. Keep talking I'm intrigued. -
Therapized lol
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SunflowaSeeds wrote: »Seedz just wants to eat my ? .
Case closed.
Who taught you this line of reasoning? When your mother was telling you about your self worth did she relat it to how many men want to give you oral sex? did she tell you "when a man critiques you, he just wants to eat your ? ".
If I tell you that I don't want to do that, how does that make you feel? Does it make you want to put me in a dumpster? Does it frustrate you becsuse you can't?
Interesting...
Dr. Seedz, this is Donkey.
If you are really serious about this whole shenanigans (which I am guessing you are not) then I suggest asking the MODs to move this thread to GNS... where it will most likely die. -
Also Dr. Seedz, my PM is always available
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LEMZPOCALYPSE wrote: »interesting
Lemmy mad af right now! -
LEMZPOCALYPSE wrote: »interesting
Lemmy mad af right now!
I'm wondering why he is reacting in this way... Is there something I am missing?
I'm not saying he's wrong either. -
He fancies himself the resident journalist, therapist, and interviewerSunflowaSeeds wrote: »LEMZPOCALYPSE wrote: »interesting
Lemmy mad af right now!
I'm wondering why he is reacting in this way... Is there something I am missing?
I'm not saying he's wrong either.
I thinks he thinks you stepping on his toes
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SunflowaSeeds wrote: »LEMZPOCALYPSE wrote: »SunflowaSeeds wrote: »LEMZPOCALYPSE wrote: »something not right with you
You think?I'm in, I love hearing about myself.
I'm not sure who you are, I'd need a reference.
its not PROFESSIONAL and very COCKY to go public when you re a therapist if you re really are.
cause the more i watch your vid the more i doubt.
you are seeking notoriety and validation too
You're fun. Keep talking I'm intrigued.
im not fun
just tellin the truth
your Khaleesi analyse is very funny
wack but funny -
Lemmy has prided himself as the resident IC therapist...I believe his study focuses on sex therapy.
He is also quite the libertine with a slight obsession for Pico. -
Also Dr. Seedz, my PM is always available
No no no, I see what you're doing here. I am trying a new form of therapy that is out in the public which I think definitely suits our professional relationship. You've already accused me of wanting you in a sexual nature, I must protect myself against a lawsuit.
Also stop deflecting, I am not the patient here, you are! -
"Your uneven skin tone and your non existent eyebrows... Maybe that's why you like Khaleesi because she has huge eyebrows... right? Do you wanna be like Khaleesi? Do you wanna look like her? She is white... hmmmm... that's above my paygrade, I'm not gonna get into that" - Seedz.
Lmao! -
I see, completely understandable. I don't want to step on anybody's toes.
Hey Lem would you like to going to practice together? We could make a partnership out of this nh. -
@LEMZPOCALYPSE ? you in donkey. Conduct yourself as such. Lol
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"Your uneven skin tone and your non existent eyebrows... Maybe that's why you like Khaleesi because she has huge eyebrows... right? Do you wanna be like Khaleesi? Do you wanna look like her? She is white... hmmmm... that's above my paygrade, I'm not gonna get into that" - Seedz.
Lmao!
Leave it up to you to pick the part that almost made me LOL and break character. -
Sunflower give me some wise words.
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I was over here dyin ' hahaSunflowaSeeds wrote: »"Your uneven skin tone and your non existent eyebrows... Maybe that's why you like Khaleesi because she has huge eyebrows... right? Do you wanna be like Khaleesi? Do you wanna look like her? She is white... hmmmm... that's above my paygrade, I'm not gonna get into that" - Seedz.
Lmao!
Leave it up to you to pick the part that almost made me LOL and break character. -
Lemmy has prided himself as the resident IC therapist...I believe his study focuses on sex therapy.
He is also quite the libertine with a slight obsession for Pico.
@Parallel is im still a student
lol
