19 years ago today, the birth of Austin 3:16...

Makes me wanna troll Foxs News or some ?


The first thing I want to be done, is to get that piece of ? out of my TV. Don't just get him out of the TV, get him out of the Media because I've proved son, without a shadow of a doubt, you ain't got what it takes anymore! You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn’t get you anywhere. Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16…

Bandit 3:16 says I just Trolled your ass!

*crowd cheer*

[Foxs News:] Come on, that's not necessary

[Bandit:] All he's gotta do is go buy him a cheap bottle of Thunderbird and try to dig back some of that courage he had in his prime.

As the special guest tonight, I'm serving notice to every one of the Foxs anchors. I don't give a damn what they are, they're all on the list, and thats Bandit's list, and I'm fixing to start running through all of 'em.

And as far as this late news spot is considered son, I don't give a damn if it's Bill O'Reilly or Sean Hannity, Bandit's time has come, and when I get that shot you're looking at the next Face of News.
And that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold Bandit said so.