Get Back Inc. (act 1)
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ShencotheMC
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(This is a story highly influenced by the manga series GetBackers. I just wanted to put my own spin on it. This would be the first part of a hour long TV episode)
AHN! AHN! AHN!
Man's voice: The year, is 7034
AHN! AHN! KIMOCHI! KIMOCHIIIIII!!!!!
Man's voice: The world...the world most likely isn't how you remember it.
WATASHI WA KEN TSUMORIDA!!!
Man's voice: Ya' see, aside from being all futuristic and flying cars and whatnot, a big part of society is the fact that pornography has become the most recognizable form of entertainment overthrowing reality TV and wrestling. And with the Japanese adult film industry buying every film company and creating a monopoly...all of the world's chicken-choking material has become...well, tentacle-filled to say the least. That doesn't matter though, this show ain't about porn...well sometimes it is, but yea.
* Hey hey hey! It's your boy DJ Slizzo in the morning coming at cha' and I don't give a ? if you black, white, green, 3 eyes, or 7 ? . Get cho' ass up on this beautiful day! We got a new joint from my boy Tupac 8000 coming at cha. Let's go!*
I got ? in my hands, ? , ? in my hands/
I got ? ? ? ? ? in my hands
*hits snooze button*
Man: *sigh* ? me!
Computer voice: Good morning Mister Carter. It is 8 am eastern standard time. The weather is 54 degrees with a high of 70. After scan, your blood pressure is normal, caloric intake is normal, brain patterns are normal, but your testicles are at max capacity. I suggest self-stimulation in order to reduce the risk of prostate problems in the future.
Carter: Yea yea whatever. What I tell you about analyzing my junk anyways? Shower: warm water.
Computer: My duty is to make sure you are on schedule and healthy Roy.
Roy Carter: Yea I know what I bought you for. Music, playlist, my jams, give me something classic and archaic from like...2000. Something to pump me up.
Computer: Music from 2001. Kylie Minogue. Fever.
(My name is Roy Carter. I'm 26 years of age and I run a retrieval unit company called Get Back Inc. As our name implies, we're her to "get back" whatever for you. Whether that be a person, place, thing, or if you want to "get back" at someone. The job's very hard, and you gotta be a special type of bad ass to handle it.)
Roy Carter: La la la! La la, la la la, la la la. La la, la la la. I just can't get you out of my head! Boy your loving is all I think about. I just can't get you out of my head. Boy it's more than I dare to think about. La la la. Woo! La la, la la la. Gimme some!
Computer: Roy. You have an appointment scheduled this morning. Both clients are very influential and wealthy. This could be very beneficial for Get Back Incorporated.
Roy: Yea, I know. When is it?
Computer: They're here now. Manuel and Theodore are currently downstairs briefing them
Roy: What the fudge? Thought you were here to keep me on schedule.
Computer: I am. I compensated the time for your female-like shower habits. I did not plan for you to shower this long though.
Roy: Oh my freaking-shower, off!
(Downstairs)
Manuel Ortega: Wow, I never thought I'd see the day where a little cabron like me would come up from the bodegas on 88th street to now in the room with two rico esses like you.
Gene Asari: Umm who are you? and aren't there three of you? I saw on the news there were three of you. Is this a setup? It's a setup by my wife isn't it?
Samuel Krios: Gene, Gene! Calm down. This is not a setup. But yes isn't there another one?
Theodore Jamison: Our fearless leader is upstairs being a kinishka.
Roy: First off don't call me a ? again TJ.
TJ: Hahahaha, love you too Roy.
Roy: Okay gentleman what do we have here?
Manny: Well it seems that these two have a problem.
Krios: Yes, mister Carter. My friend and I have our...suspicions that...ummm-
Gene: We suspect that our wives may be cheating on us.
*throws pictures on desk*
Manny: Woah! These two ninas with the huge ? are your wives? Dios mios!
Gene: Look, we just want to know if you can, figure out if they are or aren't. That's all, it's just-
Roy: We'll take it!. I'll handle it personally. TJ, send the info to my bike's computer.
TJ: Aye aye.
Manny: Uhh, where you going Roy?
Roy: I'm going for a ride.
Samuel: Uhh, not that I'm not honored that your owner is handling this himself, but...do y'all think that he is up to it? He seemed....a bit agitated.
Manny: Oh, Roy'll handle it. Trust me. Asian women with big ? ? Oh yea, he'll get what you need.
*cut to commercial*
AHN! AHN! AHN!
Man's voice: The year, is 7034
AHN! AHN! KIMOCHI! KIMOCHIIIIII!!!!!
Man's voice: The world...the world most likely isn't how you remember it.
WATASHI WA KEN TSUMORIDA!!!
Man's voice: Ya' see, aside from being all futuristic and flying cars and whatnot, a big part of society is the fact that pornography has become the most recognizable form of entertainment overthrowing reality TV and wrestling. And with the Japanese adult film industry buying every film company and creating a monopoly...all of the world's chicken-choking material has become...well, tentacle-filled to say the least. That doesn't matter though, this show ain't about porn...well sometimes it is, but yea.
* Hey hey hey! It's your boy DJ Slizzo in the morning coming at cha' and I don't give a ? if you black, white, green, 3 eyes, or 7 ? . Get cho' ass up on this beautiful day! We got a new joint from my boy Tupac 8000 coming at cha. Let's go!*
I got ? in my hands, ? , ? in my hands/
I got ? ? ? ? ? in my hands
*hits snooze button*
Man: *sigh* ? me!
Computer voice: Good morning Mister Carter. It is 8 am eastern standard time. The weather is 54 degrees with a high of 70. After scan, your blood pressure is normal, caloric intake is normal, brain patterns are normal, but your testicles are at max capacity. I suggest self-stimulation in order to reduce the risk of prostate problems in the future.
Carter: Yea yea whatever. What I tell you about analyzing my junk anyways? Shower: warm water.
Computer: My duty is to make sure you are on schedule and healthy Roy.
Roy Carter: Yea I know what I bought you for. Music, playlist, my jams, give me something classic and archaic from like...2000. Something to pump me up.
Computer: Music from 2001. Kylie Minogue. Fever.
(My name is Roy Carter. I'm 26 years of age and I run a retrieval unit company called Get Back Inc. As our name implies, we're her to "get back" whatever for you. Whether that be a person, place, thing, or if you want to "get back" at someone. The job's very hard, and you gotta be a special type of bad ass to handle it.)
Roy Carter: La la la! La la, la la la, la la la. La la, la la la. I just can't get you out of my head! Boy your loving is all I think about. I just can't get you out of my head. Boy it's more than I dare to think about. La la la. Woo! La la, la la la. Gimme some!
Computer: Roy. You have an appointment scheduled this morning. Both clients are very influential and wealthy. This could be very beneficial for Get Back Incorporated.
Roy: Yea, I know. When is it?
Computer: They're here now. Manuel and Theodore are currently downstairs briefing them
Roy: What the fudge? Thought you were here to keep me on schedule.
Computer: I am. I compensated the time for your female-like shower habits. I did not plan for you to shower this long though.
Roy: Oh my freaking-shower, off!
(Downstairs)
Manuel Ortega: Wow, I never thought I'd see the day where a little cabron like me would come up from the bodegas on 88th street to now in the room with two rico esses like you.
Gene Asari: Umm who are you? and aren't there three of you? I saw on the news there were three of you. Is this a setup? It's a setup by my wife isn't it?
Samuel Krios: Gene, Gene! Calm down. This is not a setup. But yes isn't there another one?
Theodore Jamison: Our fearless leader is upstairs being a kinishka.
Roy: First off don't call me a ? again TJ.
TJ: Hahahaha, love you too Roy.
Roy: Okay gentleman what do we have here?
Manny: Well it seems that these two have a problem.
Krios: Yes, mister Carter. My friend and I have our...suspicions that...ummm-
Gene: We suspect that our wives may be cheating on us.
*throws pictures on desk*
Manny: Woah! These two ninas with the huge ? are your wives? Dios mios!
Gene: Look, we just want to know if you can, figure out if they are or aren't. That's all, it's just-
Roy: We'll take it!. I'll handle it personally. TJ, send the info to my bike's computer.
TJ: Aye aye.
Manny: Uhh, where you going Roy?
Roy: I'm going for a ride.
Samuel: Uhh, not that I'm not honored that your owner is handling this himself, but...do y'all think that he is up to it? He seemed....a bit agitated.
Manny: Oh, Roy'll handle it. Trust me. Asian women with big ? ? Oh yea, he'll get what you need.
*cut to commercial*
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