..."First Time" stories.
JonnyRoccIT
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Usually, everyone's first time is Horrible or dope AF.
Mines of course goes in the Horrible category.
Cool so, I'm 14 and in Florida at Granny crib for Thanksgiving.
My Aunt was always adopting a shitload of kids and usually girls . She had this bad lil yella ? that aint stay with her too long, i was mad about that ? boyyyyyy.
But back to the story, She had like 5 adopted kids. We all in Florida and one night they say they going on the Cruise ship to go gamble .
Im like cool . The younger kids is sleep and only me and the oldest one up. She was Selmteen (17) at the time .
Now she wasn't all that cute, but she had some big ass ? and at 1 in the morning...Jonny WIT THAT ? .!
We both laying down bout to go to sleep and she asks am i still up.
I say yeah,
And she asks could she lay down with me and im like Cool.
She tells me she's ? ...and starts to go in my draws .
Im like bettttttttt lol
But Shawdy had some rough ass hands.
She tryna jack me off dry and she damn near startin a Fire .
I'm twitchin and ? and she thinkin i like it but i was in pain brah .
So, i just tell her to stop and i pull out them tiddies and spend a minute on them MFs . Lol
Then.......i make my way down to them panties.
Smh i aint know what was in store for me.
She tells me she's going off her period, but she's not bleeding . Im like ummmmm cool.
So i pull off them draws anyways and Lady of Rage 'Afro Puffs' played in my head brah.
I mean, Shawdy had the Area Rug going . . .
I'm 14 & its dark, brah it was so bad i couldn't find where to put it in at . !
So she helps me out and im stroking brah...im thinking like this aint what i had in mind for my first time, but ? it .!
So i finish up pretty fast lol cause i had a bad feeling .
Brah, i get up and go to the bathroom and my Boxers and Shirt looked like Tre after he just held ricky in Boyz N The Hood brah .!
I ask shawdy to hand me my bag cause i gotta toss this ? . She looks at me and starts laughing and saying how sorry she was for doing that ? .
I start washing my ? and my ? got Rug burn brah .
I'm like "...THIS ? IS THE WORSTTTTT CUH ."
Brah i musta spoke TWO words to her for the rest of the time we was there .
Smh
I know when i went back to school though, i told all the homies my 8th Grade ass smashed on a high school senior .! lol
Drop y'all stories...
PS.: I'm sure this thread prolly already been made, but ION GIVE A DAMN . Let it live...
Mines of course goes in the Horrible category.
Cool so, I'm 14 and in Florida at Granny crib for Thanksgiving.
My Aunt was always adopting a shitload of kids and usually girls . She had this bad lil yella ? that aint stay with her too long, i was mad about that ? boyyyyyy.
But back to the story, She had like 5 adopted kids. We all in Florida and one night they say they going on the Cruise ship to go gamble .
Im like cool . The younger kids is sleep and only me and the oldest one up. She was Selmteen (17) at the time .
Now she wasn't all that cute, but she had some big ass ? and at 1 in the morning...Jonny WIT THAT ? .!
We both laying down bout to go to sleep and she asks am i still up.
I say yeah,
And she asks could she lay down with me and im like Cool.
She tells me she's ? ...and starts to go in my draws .
Im like bettttttttt lol
But Shawdy had some rough ass hands.
She tryna jack me off dry and she damn near startin a Fire .
I'm twitchin and ? and she thinkin i like it but i was in pain brah .
So, i just tell her to stop and i pull out them tiddies and spend a minute on them MFs . Lol
Then.......i make my way down to them panties.
Smh i aint know what was in store for me.
She tells me she's going off her period, but she's not bleeding . Im like ummmmm cool.
So i pull off them draws anyways and Lady of Rage 'Afro Puffs' played in my head brah.
I mean, Shawdy had the Area Rug going . . .
I'm 14 & its dark, brah it was so bad i couldn't find where to put it in at . !
So she helps me out and im stroking brah...im thinking like this aint what i had in mind for my first time, but ? it .!
So i finish up pretty fast lol cause i had a bad feeling .
Brah, i get up and go to the bathroom and my Boxers and Shirt looked like Tre after he just held ricky in Boyz N The Hood brah .!
I ask shawdy to hand me my bag cause i gotta toss this ? . She looks at me and starts laughing and saying how sorry she was for doing that ? .
I start washing my ? and my ? got Rug burn brah .
I'm like "...THIS ? IS THE WORSTTTTT CUH ."
Brah i musta spoke TWO words to her for the rest of the time we was there .
Smh
I know when i went back to school though, i told all the homies my 8th Grade ass smashed on a high school senior .! lol
Drop y'all stories...
PS.: I'm sure this thread prolly already been made, but ION GIVE A DAMN . Let it live...
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My first time was actually not that bad. I was liquored up so it saved it from being too awkward.
I was also 19 and the last to do it amongst my friends so I felt like I already knew what was up.
Half white, half Latino..nice body, aight face. -
My first time was actually not that bad. I was liquored up so it saved it from being too awkward.
I was also 19 and the last to do it amongst my friends so I felt like I already knew what was up.
Half white, half Latino..nice body, aight face.
No wonder you're making up for lost time....at 19 i was almost a decade into it -
Man if you dont get this marques houston my very first time a** thread up outta here....
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Judge_Judah wrote: »Man of you dont get this marques houston my very first time a** thread up outta here....
Ay Brah, You Forgot this . . .
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My first time was actually not that bad. I was liquored up so it saved it from being too awkward.
I was also 19 and the last to do it amongst my friends so I felt like I already knew what was up.
Half white, half Latino..nice body, aight face.
No wonder you're making up for lost time....at 19 i was almost a decade into it
Yeah I made up for it in my 20s..but I've only had one ? since 29 boo. -
Ps..wtf @ ? at 12.
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Me 16, she 24,..smashed thoro
Goat me.. -
Disgusting.
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How so?
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Had sex with the girl im with now at I believe 17 in my mom's car with her head pretty much out the window..
lasted like 25 secs
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1st was wit a 25yo. I was 17 @ the time. She was the best friend of my homeboy's bm. Came down to visit a ? . Almost left the hefa in her hotel room after we got into an argument when I 1st got there.
So she calls me back to the room. We make up, and begin the sexual activities. She starts to give head...THE PAIN!!!! I never gotten head before up until then. But I knew for damn sure, TEETH was NEVER meant to be used. I was trying my damndest to act like I wasn't in excruciating pain on the outside. On the inside tho...
...TEARS! Real...TEARS!!
Finally the oral torture was over, and I was able to muster the strength to smash. But b/c of that hefa, I haven't been able to enjoy head. I had some that had my eyes rolled to back of my head, but never to the point where they finished. Smh. Damn that hefa!
My young azzz went in on that ? tho. I was so excited to be gettin, hefa had to slow me down and take a break. Lol. -
Damn, i forgot to add the other adopted kid who was my age tried me up after she heard from the older sister who was sent back to the foster home about me.
I was on the computer and ol girl grabs my ? and says "i heard about you".
Then puts my hand on her tiddy...
I kinda brushed her off cause shawty looked like a ? up Nintendo Wii character and i was just cool on her lolol -
Was trying to stick it in her ass the first time I believe. She pushed back and it went in. My ? thought I was in her ass then panicked because it was way too wet so I thought she was either bleeding or ? on my ? . A few seconds go by and I figure out I was in her ? and got a condom. Which was good too because about 5 strokes later I was in Elysium and among golden fields when I busted.
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My first time was with my ex I was 18 she was 24. She was obviously more experienced then I was so after we got in a little foreplay she was riding me. Her ? were big were amazing and seeing them bounce and getting to suck on them. Was a great feeling but I was nervous hoping that she was feeling good too I was thinking a lot. She knew I was a little nervous and said it was it was ok it's your first not supposed to be amazing she was cool. After we finished we definitely talked about going at it the next time. Was either a day or two later where we went at it again and I was much more comfortable in taking control. She was thicker and taller than me so I made sure to go harder and pushed them legs back. Twas a glorious session.
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I'm here for this thread
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You ? are hilarious b
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Skuurrt_Angle wrote: »Me 16, she 24,..smashed thoro
Goat me..
You disgust me. -
Skuurrt_Angle wrote: »How so?
Bc you had sex with a minor. -
JonnyRoccIT wrote: »
I've really never had a man, first kiss or sex. I'm dead ass serious. All I know is porn. -
JonnyRoccIT wrote: »
I've really never had a man, first kiss or sex. I'm dead ass serious. All I know is porn.
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My first time was actually not that bad. I was liquored up so it saved it from being too awkward.
I was also 19 and the last to do it amongst my friends so I felt like I already knew what was up.
Half white, half Latino..nice body, aight face.
No wonder you're making up for lost time....at 19 i was almost a decade into it
Yeah I made up for it in my 20s..but I've only had one ? since 29 boo.
You had a ? ?
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Skuurrt_Angle wrote: »How so?
Bc you had sex with a minor.
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1999. New Years Eve. I was 15. She was my sisters homegirl. But my sis took off with her man and left her homegirl asleep on her bed. I walked in and saw that ? was bout it bout it. I said ? it, I took it. She woke up midway, looked me crazy, and went back to sleep. ? was dope bruh
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First time ever had sex on the couch....I was 14 she was 15. I lasted 2 mins. Craziest thing was I remember the NJ Nets were playing on TNT. ....wild ?