..."First Time" stories.

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  • JonnyRoccIT
    JonnyRoccIT Members Posts: 14,389 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ayebaebae wrote: »
    ayebaebae wrote: »
    I'm here for this thread :)
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    You need to stop ya lying and drop yours too . . .

    I've really never had a man, first kiss or sex. I'm dead ass serious. All I know is porn.

    Well me and you gotta work on putting an entry in here baebae...
  • AyeB_
    AyeB_ Members Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ayebaebae wrote: »
    ayebaebae wrote: »
    I'm here for this thread :)
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    You need to stop ya lying and drop yours too . . .

    I've really never had a man, first kiss or sex. I'm dead ass serious. All I know is porn.

    Sad

    I look at it as a blessing.
  • ChillaDaGawd
    ChillaDaGawd Members Posts: 12,021 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ayebaebae wrote: »
    ayebaebae wrote: »
    How so?

    Bc you had sex with a minor.

    Ummm you sure you read that right?

    Ok I read it wrong lmao but he still disgusts me.

    Po Allergens
  • AyeB_
    AyeB_ Members Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭✭✭
    S2J wrote: »
    ayebaebae wrote: »
    JokerKing wrote: »
    1999. New Years Eve. I was 15. She was my sisters homegirl. But my sis took off with her man and left her homegirl asleep on her bed. I walked in and saw that ? was bout it bout it. I said ? it, I took it. She woke up midway, looked me crazy, and went back to sleep. ? was dope bruh

    That's ? ....

    Lol @ quotin the wrong part. The 'she was asleep and i took it' was the giveaway and homeboy def ? that chick lol

    I shouldve quoted sentences 5 & 6 lol.
  • iron man1
    iron man1 Members Posts: 29,989 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @Jokerking he not wrong bruh lol
  • ChillaDaGawd
    ChillaDaGawd Members Posts: 12,021 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Beta wrote: »
    First time ever had sex on the couch....I was 14 she was 15. I lasted 2 mins. Craziest thing was I remember the NJ Nets were playing on TNT. ....wild ?

    Did they win? Nah it's the nets I know they didn't

    This was the Jason Kidd, Kenyon Martin Nets they had a pretty decent squad back then
  • Max.
    Max. Members Posts: 33,009 ✭✭✭✭✭

    But Shawdy had some rough ass hands.
    She tryna jack me off dry and she damn near startin a Fire .
    I'm twitchin and ? and she thinkin i like it but i was in pain brah .
    So, i just tell her to stop and i pull out them tiddies and spend a minute on them MFs . Lol



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  • GodNThaBuild'n
    GodNThaBuild'n Members Posts: 8,217 ✭✭✭✭✭
    She sounds like a poster here Lou
  • JonnyRoccIT
    JonnyRoccIT Members Posts: 14,389 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2015
    JokerKing wrote: »
    1999. New Years Eve. I was 15. She was my sisters homegirl. But my sis took off with her man and left her homegirl asleep on her bed. I walked in and saw that ? was bout it bout it. I said ? it, I took it. She woke up midway, looked me crazy, and went back to sleep. ? was dope bruh

    Damn, AHH don't do Background checks or nothing brah smh
  • riddlerap
    riddlerap Members Posts: 17,132 ✭✭✭✭✭
    props to @JonnyRoccIT for dropping actual details.. some of these stories lacking.

    how the ? @Skuurrt_Angle not giving us more than "me 16, she 24" or whatever the ? . how did that happen? and what happened? etc.
  • JonnyRoccIT
    JonnyRoccIT Members Posts: 14,389 ✭✭✭✭✭
    riddlerap wrote: »
    props to @JonnyRoccIT for dropping actual details.. some of these stories lacking.

    how the ? @Skuurrt_Angle not giving us more than "me 16, she 24" or whatever the ? . how did that happen? and what happened? etc.

    That was the whole point of it...to show the Comedy or the "GOATness" of the moment .
  • SolemnSauce
    SolemnSauce Members Posts: 15,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ayebaebae wrote: »
    How so?

    Bc you had sex with a minor.

    What...she was 24, consent in SC is 16. I was so excited i was pullin of porn moves. Stood up filpped her upside down and ate the ? . Then spinned her right side up and hit it standing up.
  • SolemnSauce
    SolemnSauce Members Posts: 15,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yo Bart..why u hating b?
  • yellowtapesport
    yellowtapesport Members Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭✭✭
    First time I was in 8th grade had this lil hot joint that was already ? high school ? . ? told me one of them ? ? her in the ass and she loved it so I told her wear a skirt the next day and meet me in the 'new wing' stairs that nobody used. Missed the ass but slid right in a wet ? . No rubber.

    Fast strokes for like 45 seconds but I was scared somebody was gon come down the stairs lol