scumbag!

So lemme update you on my roommate/cousin and his current bish.

? wasn't talking to me until last week Wednesday. One night I hear him say "MOTHER ? !" in the middle of the night. He knocks on my door, asks me to step out and says "my girlfriend just got [*assault from ex boyfriend*] and I'm going to pick her up. She's staying the night here. I say,

".... You got a girlfriend?"

So late late late Wednesday night he brings her through. Hours later and I hear her moaning and ? , and a mattress squeaking. My cousin was putting that bish on punishment. Sound like a ? asian woman falling off a cliff. I was proud... AT FIRST. But these ? was ? ALL night. I lit a blunt, tried to turn my TV up all the way, but this bish was loud. I made like three beats on fruity loops and they still ? . His bed is against a wall, and on the other side is my TV in my room. So every time I'd buffer a video, I hear BOTH of them ? . I even hear him smacking her ass. ? 's uncomfortable as ? .

The next day, he brings her by the house again late night. Then they'll wake up the next day, and come back again. And they'll be in the house all day. And everytime they ? now, she sounds less and less believable. Maybe my cousin deserves some concistant ? , but I think he's harboring a fugitive. I found lavender lotion and a new set of towels in my bath rack. ONLY MY TOWELS go on that bath rack. A black loofa is on the Is he trying to get back at me for something? Or is this bish playing him on the low....

So TODAY, I wake up without no glasses and I can't see ? . I go to the bathroom door, and I see who I thought was my cousin but it was her. This bish is in my bathroom doing her hair in the mirror. I can't tell you how she look in the face, but she had a ass like whoa! Light skin, and short n stout. I immediately thought of that players club scene.



I say, "Good morning....?" She awkwardly says, "Good morning.....?" I walk back to my room and get ready to head out. I come into the kitchen with a bowl ready to make oatmeal. This bish is in my kitchen! I say "Good morning again." She says "good morning again" but with a laugh this time. I don't have on my glasses and I still donno how she look. I was still thinkin that playas club scene. I HAVE to ? my roommate's girlfriend now. Mainly because he's been hiding her, and harboring a fugitive.

Now as I'm about to leave, my cousin steps out. He's dressed and he's about to carry some trash to the dump. I wanted to wait and see if she left with him. I circle the block and come back while he's gone. I come in the house and knock on his door, and I coulda sworn I heard something.

geechee slim wrote: »

geechee slim wrote: »

UPDATE, just met her and she checks out.

oh wait, I forgot! This bish got her towels in my bathroom!

She gotta pay the fine and give that ? then. Its the only way she can hang her towels on your rack.

you ? and this coming soon ? the ?

F it
Part 2

So we drop Lil Bud off at the babysitter, I followed them to the baby sitter's house and she drops him off and then we peel off to her daddy house (I initial thought we were going back to her apartment to drop off her car, but she pulled up to this driveway and parked her car and got in my car) I didn't know at the time who drive way she left her car at, but nevertheless, she parks and gets in with me. We had already talked about going shopping or whatnot, now this chick is mad cool..bougie/uppty as hell but ratchet as ? , the way I was raised and grew up to like. We buying Christmas gifts and stuff, doin the normal ? , so she got her lil son some action figures that he wanted. We finished and ate/talked yadda yadda, fast forward, she was like you want to meet my mom, ? I could've ? on myself, I was like huh, meet your mom? she was like yea, let me call her, and I said "no no don't do that" she of course ignored me and called her, we sitting in the parking lot and she's talking to her mom, now you know ? is bad when you can hear the person on the end talking and ? , loud mouth ass mama on the phone saying "oh let me meet him, bring him on over, You bring his ass to me so I can ask him some questions" and the chick is like "mama you be nice now" , I'm in the driver side trying to play it off and look cool and ? , knowing good and well I'm nervous as ? , like why you doing this ? to me, I aint ready to meet your mama and ? , we just kickin it, but apparently the dreams I've sold done caught up, I' mean talking on the phone with her, I was selling her dreams like Muslims sale bean pies on the corner Lol smh and I see/saw now that she was eating that ? up Lol, she told me she only lets guys she likes meet her mama, and I remembered that ? was like oh ? , she really likes me, now I'm in some ? smh. Why she wanna cuff a ? and ? , now I"m ? all this ? is running in my head, smh but Now again, the chick is ratchet as ? but smart and cool as a fan, and she told me that her family is hood too, which don't bother me, but dayum what I was about to walk into was about to be some crazy ? LMAO.

Part 3 coming soon

No Silverfoxx though

Them dreams Knock was selling was him indirectly proposing and he ain't een know it. lol.
Imagine that lil ? at the wedding saying yippie walking down the aisle lmao.
Bruh I'm weak. Need that part 3 asap though