ADHD! SHUT DA F*** UUUUUUP!!!!

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  • AyeB_
    AyeB_ Members Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ? happens wrote: »
    ayebaebae wrote: »
    What's up IC

    I got you an easy bake oven for xmas

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    Lmao Awh you shouldn't have :D
  • blatalian
    blatalian Members Posts: 2,320 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Kat wrote: »
    ? happens wrote: »
    ayebaebae wrote: »
    What's up IC

    I got you an easy bake oven for xmas

    Ultimate-Oven-FPU-updated.jpg

    Biggest scam ever.

    Regular baking with your kid >>>>

    I ain't eating ? cooked by a kid and a ? 20w light bulb anyway..

    #NoSalmonella
  • shit happens
    shit happens Members Posts: 10,739 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Kat wrote: »
    ? happens wrote: »
    ayebaebae wrote: »
    What's up IC

    I got you an easy bake oven for xmas

    Ultimate-Oven-FPU-updated.jpg

    Biggest scam ever.

    Regular baking with your kid >>>>

    nah it teaches independence get your daughter one let her practice on it then when it's time to bake in a real oven she's used to doing things and you can sit back and let her work with little assistance.


    my sister had one and me and my brothers cooked a frog and some bugs in it and got our ass tore up lol
  • shit happens
    shit happens Members Posts: 10,739 ✭✭✭✭✭
    blatalian wrote: »
    VIBE wrote: »
    Why would you need a fake ID if your current one is expired? That doesn't change your age. Expired or not, they check for birthdates, nothing more.

    One of my homeboys damn near got arrested because of this situation lmao

    He goes into tha gas station he always goes in by his crib and tha lady behind tha counter asks for his id...he gives it to her but its expired so she doesn't sell him his blunts...he yells "MY ? BIRTHDAY DIDN'T EXPIRE ? !!" and spits at her (he's that disrespectful homeboy you got that spits at people all tha time lol) and dips out...that was years ago and we still laugh about that ? lmao

    he's childish and a hoe and would get knocked off the map with that ? ?

  • SolemnSauce
    SolemnSauce Members Posts: 15,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    My lil girl wants this

    My son trill and keeps it simple like his pops, all he wants is a pet fish
  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ? happens wrote: »
    Kat wrote: »
    ? happens wrote: »
    ayebaebae wrote: »
    What's up IC

    I got you an easy bake oven for xmas

    Ultimate-Oven-FPU-updated.jpg

    Biggest scam ever.

    Regular baking with your kid >>>>

    nah it teaches independence get your daughter one let her practice on it then when it's time to bake in a real oven she's used to doing things and you can sit back and let her work with little assistance.


    my sister had one and me and my brothers cooked a frog and some bugs in it and got our ass tore up lol

    I disagree.

    She's had two in her 8 years. Both were used once (that's all the mix that comes with the damn thing) and the "cakes" were ? .

    She can learn independence by helping me bake some real ? , you just allow her more freedom each time (preheating the oven, cracking eggs, using the mixer, helping clean up her mess) AND she gets to share and enjoy the fruits of her labor with others.
  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ? happens wrote: »
    Kat wrote: »
    ? happens wrote: »
    ayebaebae wrote: »
    What's up IC

    I got you an easy bake oven for xmas

    Ultimate-Oven-FPU-updated.jpg

    Biggest scam ever.

    Regular baking with your kid >>>>

    nah it teaches independence get your daughter one let her practice on it then when it's time to bake in a real oven she's used to doing things and you can sit back and let her work with little assistance.


    my sister had one and me and my brothers cooked a frog and some bugs in it and got our ass tore up lol

    kmsl....i thought me and my cousins were ? up....we used to break their legs and put em in ant piles or on top of a car in the middle of summer

    sounds crazy but I would be somewhat proud to see some ? like that today.....i dont even think these kids know where to find frogs or even care for that matter......IF they go outside

    my homeboy posted on FB this morning he wanted to know why nobody plays tetherball no more lmao....real ? tho they aint nowhere in sight

    "playing" is dead
  • Ol Jay's
    Ol Jay's Members Posts: 8,286 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    My lil girl wants this

    My son trill and keeps it simple like his pops, all he wants is a pet fish

    or he might think you're broke because of how you dress
  • shit happens
    shit happens Members Posts: 10,739 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Kat wrote: »
    ? happens wrote: »
    Kat wrote: »
    ? happens wrote: »
    ayebaebae wrote: »
    What's up IC

    I got you an easy bake oven for xmas

    Ultimate-Oven-FPU-updated.jpg

    Biggest scam ever.

    Regular baking with your kid >>>>

    nah it teaches independence get your daughter one let her practice on it then when it's time to bake in a real oven she's used to doing things and you can sit back and let her work with little assistance.


    my sister had one and me and my brothers cooked a frog and some bugs in it and got our ass tore up lol

    I disagree.

    She's had two in her 8 years. Both were used once (that's all the mix that comes with the damn thing) and the "cakes" were ? .

    She can learn independence by helping me bake some real ? , you just allow her more freedom each time (preheating the oven, cracking eggs, using the mixer, helping clean up her mess) AND she gets to share and enjoy the fruits of her labor with others.

    you

    don't

    know

    nothin lol
  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ? happens wrote: »
    Kat wrote: »
    ? happens wrote: »
    Kat wrote: »
    ? happens wrote: »
    ayebaebae wrote: »
    What's up IC

    I got you an easy bake oven for xmas

    Ultimate-Oven-FPU-updated.jpg

    Biggest scam ever.

    Regular baking with your kid >>>>

    nah it teaches independence get your daughter one let her practice on it then when it's time to bake in a real oven she's used to doing things and you can sit back and let her work with little assistance.


    my sister had one and me and my brothers cooked a frog and some bugs in it and got our ass tore up lol

    I disagree.

    She's had two in her 8 years. Both were used once (that's all the mix that comes with the damn thing) and the "cakes" were ? .

    She can learn independence by helping me bake some real ? , you just allow her more freedom each time (preheating the oven, cracking eggs, using the mixer, helping clean up her mess) AND she gets to share and enjoy the fruits of her labor with others.

    you

    don't

    know

    nothin lol

    Aka good point Kat.
  • playmaker88
    playmaker88 Members Posts: 67,905 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yo, how betta gettin away wit postin a dude taking a squat on a ? but texas boi still gettin clowned about a catfish

    Better question is how do these ? ass situations keep happening when there's nothing but "heterosexual" men here

    Bored male humor SOPHMORIC CAC HUMOR always devolves to childish humor. Which is basically, ? jokes, ? and ass jokes, girl bashing, and ? jokes. The real question is what kinda feelings reading the ? jokes is being brought up in the mind offended.

    A ? can watch in living colors men on film. And find it funny as ? , because there is a disconnect. We are aware of the joke, we know the two actors involved are not ? . And it allows for the upstight to enjoy the satire.

    But to read it, there is no dissconnect. The persona of the person who wrote it, for the most part is built and established by the reader. So the reader is actually more mentally and emotionally involved. So there imagination comes into play when they read such a thing. And theres ? porn going on in their brain.

    Or...or, im bullshin..but at least one yall saw ? porn in ya mind for a moment..lol

  • shit happens
    shit happens Members Posts: 10,739 ✭✭✭✭✭
    HafBayked wrote: »
    ? happens wrote: »
    Kat wrote: »
    ? happens wrote: »
    ayebaebae wrote: »
    What's up IC

    I got you an easy bake oven for xmas

    Ultimate-Oven-FPU-updated.jpg

    Biggest scam ever.

    Regular baking with your kid >>>>

    nah it teaches independence get your daughter one let her practice on it then when it's time to bake in a real oven she's used to doing things and you can sit back and let her work with little assistance.


    my sister had one and me and my brothers cooked a frog and some bugs in it and got our ass tore up lol

    kmsl....i thought me and my cousins were ? up....we used to break their legs and put em in ant piles or on top of a car in the middle of summer

    sounds crazy but I would be somewhat proud to see some ? like that today.....i dont even think these kids know where to find frogs or even care for that matter......IF they go outside

    my homeboy posted on FB this morning he wanted to know why nobody plays tetherball no more lmao....real ? tho they aint nowhere in sight

    "playing" is dead

    yeah this are different now I ain't emm much gone speak on ? toads them hoes didn't stand a chance lol rip



    lol burhhh ive hand fights over tetherball I was the champ
  • playmaker88
    playmaker88 Members Posts: 67,905 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2015
    ? happens wrote: »
    ayebaebae wrote: »
    What's up IC

    I got you an easy bake oven for xmas

    Ultimate-Oven-FPU-updated.jpg

    I was gonna make a thread last week but someone else do it.. Give and IC a gift. however you want to title it.
  • Ol Jay's
    Ol Jay's Members Posts: 8,286 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @Kat I'll be in SD tomorrow, what you want for dinner?
  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
    A million dollars.
  • VIBE
    VIBE Members Posts: 54,384 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    My lil girl wants this

    My son trill and keeps it simple like his pops, all he wants is a pet fish

    My daughter collects those. I hate them but I can't complain, I collect Funko bobble heads, action figures and comics.
  • Chi Snow
    Chi Snow Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 28,111 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @MsSouthern is a sexist!

    That is all
  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
    My daughter told me she wanted a Zoomer Kitty..I Googled that ? and its a hundred dollars!

    Why can't she want something that's like $14.99??
  • Elzo69Renaissance
    Elzo69Renaissance Members Posts: 50,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
    so thisjust happened ...im cruising in the Benz on my way to go see my nephew in the hospital...? cop pulls me over on LSD by 39th....so im like i know its DWB so I pull over in the middle of LSD put my hazard on, he pulls up behind me for like 10 mins then gets out the car like sir you are posed to pull over on the exit ramp im like whatever so i pull over on the exit ramp...he comes to the window , license and registration are good im like whats the issue...he like u were going 80 in a 45 ...im like ? what about the ppl who were passing me by how fast they were going? he all quiet...im like matter of fact let me see ur speed radar, he like i cant show u that.....im like whatever give me my ticket, ill go pay for it now be done with it...? keeps my license and gives me a ticket talking bout your court date is february 11.....im like first of all thats 2 months away and second how am i posed to hit the club with this yellow ticket...he like how is that any of my concern and u starting to annoy me......im like how do u think i feel? let me get my tiicket and bounce before i catch some bullets or some ?
  • VIBE
    VIBE Members Posts: 54,384 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Kat wrote: »
    My daughter told me she wanted a Zoomer Kitty..I Googled that ? and its a hundred dollars!

    Why can't she want something that's like $14.99??

    You figure, they get older and want less that costs more, but overall, it evens out..

    A few gifts that = $100

    One gift that = $100

    Regardless, you spend the same.
  • Elzo69Renaissance
    Elzo69Renaissance Members Posts: 50,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ? up ? is going over 30 mph is a misdemeanor.,.....
  • Reesey
    Reesey Members Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Chicity wrote: »
    @MsSouthern is a sexist!

    That is all

    Stop being a brat.
  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2015
    VIBE wrote: »
    Kat wrote: »
    My daughter told me she wanted a Zoomer Kitty..I Googled that ? and its a hundred dollars!

    Why can't she want something that's like $14.99??

    You figure, they get older and want less that costs more, but overall, it evens out..

    A few gifts that = $100

    One gift that = $100

    Regardless, you spend the same.

    Yeah but it looks sparse as ? under the tree when you only have one gift under there. My dad ended up getting it for her anyway. I'm getting her a new tablet and the new Just Dance game.
  • VIBE
    VIBE Members Posts: 54,384 ✭✭✭✭✭
    blatalian wrote: »
    VIBE wrote: »
    Why would you need a fake ID if your current one is expired? That doesn't change your age. Expired or not, they check for birthdates, nothing more.

    One of my homeboys damn near got arrested because of this situation lmao

    He goes into tha gas station he always goes in by his crib and tha lady behind tha counter asks for his id...he gives it to her but its expired so she doesn't sell him his blunts...he yells "MY ? BIRTHDAY DIDN'T EXPIRE ? !!" and spits at her (he's that disrespectful homeboy you got that spits at people all tha time lol) and dips out...that was years ago and we still laugh about that ? lmao

    I have an expired license right now, ? went a month ago and I just purchased alcohol no problem.

    Speaking of that, I gotta stop procrastinating and get my ? renewed.