HAS “WORD OF MOUTH” FROM A FEMALE EVER GOT YOU MORE GIRLS?

MARIO_DRO
MARIO_DRO Members Posts: 14,425 ✭✭✭✭✭

HAVE U EVER HAD SEX WITH A GIRL AND SHE ENDED UP TELLING HER FRIEND(S) AND YOU ENDED UP HITTING THE FRIEND?

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BACK WHEN I WAS 17, I HIT MY HOMEBOY LIL SISTER (SHE WAS 16), LETS CALLS HER “D”. SHE WAS LIKE ONLY 1 OF 5 GIRLS THAT STAYED IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD.. MATTER OF FACT, ME AND 4 OF MY OTHER HOMIES CUTT AT DIFFERENT TIMES… SO ONE DAY D’ GOT INTO IT WITH HER BROTHER AND SHE TOLD HIM THAT ALLLLL OF US HIT, OF COURSE HE WAS MAD… NOW THEY ALSO HAD AN OLDER SISTER, LIKE 6 YEARS OLDER THAN ME, LETS CALL HER “T”… I GUESS D’ WENT INTO DETAILS WITH T’ ABOUT ALL THE ENCOUNTERS

FAST FORWARD TIL TWO YEARS AGO IN MAY, ONE OF MY HOMEBOYS GOT MARRIED, ALLL OF US WAS THERE… D, T, THE BROTHER, ALL HOMIES THAT HIT D’ AND EVERYBODY… SO WE ALL CATCHIN UP HAVING A GOOD TIME AND T’ WALKS IN…. LAWWWWDDD THAT THANG WAS LOOKIN GOOOOD!... I WE SPEAK AND HUG, BLA BLA… AND I TOLD HER HOW GOOD SHE LOOKED… SHE GAVE ME HER NUMBER… SO I CAME BACK DOWN TO THE CITY IN JULY AND I JUST TXT HER “WHATS UP MS LADY”… I DON’T GET A RESPONSE ALL DAY, I WAS LIKE FONK IT..
IT WAS 11:59 PM AND I LITERALLY GOT IN THE BED AND WAS ABOUT TO TURN THE LIGHTS OFF.. I GET A TXT AND ITS HER..I DON’T KNOW HOW SHE KNEW IT WAS ME CAUSE I NEVER GAVE HER MY NUMBER.. BUT SHE HITS ME AND ASK WHAT AM I DOING? I SAID, JUST CHILLING.. IM LOOKIN AT THE TIME AND I WAS LIKE “OHHH ? , ITS BOUT TO HAPPEN”… SHE ASK ME DO I WANNA COME OVER… I IMMEDIATELY PUT SOME CLOTHES AND HIT HER BACK AND SAID YEAH AND ASK DID SHE NEED ANYTHING FROM THE STORE AND SHE SAID GET SOME WINE COOLERS …

SO I GET THE ADDRESS.. PLUG IT IN THE GPS AND I HIT THE STORE… GOT SOME ALTOIDS, MAGNUMS AND SOME WINE COOLERS… I DON’T DRINK BUT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT YOU COULDN’T BUY “DRANK” AFTER A CERTAIN TIME ON SATURDAY NIGHT…

SO I GET OVER TO HER HOUSE…IM PLAYING IT COOL.. WE GREAT EACH OTHER. BLA BLABLA… WE BOTH SITTIN ON THE COUCH.. SHE GOT LIKE 5 KIDS, THEY SLEEP AND SHE GOT SOME RAP MUSIC BLASSSSTIN IN THE HOUSE.. SO WE CHAT AND IM LOOKIN HER DEAD IN THE EYE AND I SEE SOMETHING MOVE OUT THE CORNER OF MY EYE, MANNNN IT WAS A DAM ROACH ON THE WALL!.. NOT A WATER BUG THAT COMES FROM OUTSIDE, ONE OF THE LIL HOUSE ROACHES… SO I SEE ONE.. THEN TWO.. THREE.. MANNN THEM SHYTS WAS EVA-WHERE!!!
SO SHE CAUGHT ME LOOKIN AT THEM, I WAS TRYIN TO BE COOL BUT DAM THEM ROACHES HAD BE NERVOUS… SO SHE SAYS “YEAH THE NEIGHBORS MOVED NEXT DOOR AND ALL HER ROACHES CAME OVER HERE (DEAD SERIOUS).. MANNN I KEPT MY FACE STRAIGHT AS POSSIBLE… ALL I COULD SAY WAS “YEAH, ITS ALL GOOD”…

SO ROACH AFTER ROACH.. SO SHE ACTUALLY MAKES THE 1ST MOVE.. BUT BY NOW, THESE ROACHES GOT ME NERVOUS AS HELL…SO I START RUBBIN ON HER AND ? BUT I CANT GET HARD CAUSE FEEL SOMETHING CRAWLIN ON ME.. SO I WAS LIKE, ‘MANNN, AYE, LET CHA BOY GET SOME HEAD”.. SO SHE GOES TO THE BATHROOM, CHANGES CLOTHES AND GETS ON THE FLOOR AND GIVES ME HEAD.. I CANT ENJOY THE ? CAUSE IM LOOKIN UP AT THE ROACHES AND ? … SO WHEN SHE FINISHES, SHE WAS READY TO SEX, BUT I WASN’T… I WAS JUST LIKE, “MAN LOOK, LETS JUST GET A ROOM TOMORROW CAUSE I DON’T LIKE HAVING SEX WITH KIDS IN THE HOUSE (YEAH THAT WAS A LAME EXCUSE ).. SHE WAS COOL ABOUT IT… SHE HIT ME UP THE NEXT DAY, BUT I HAD ALREADY LEFT..

NAW I AINT HIT, BUT I GOT THE HEAD… IT CRAZY THAT SHE KNOW I F@CKED HER LIL SISTER, BUT SHE AINT CARE.


Comments

  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Cool story bro.
  • Ol Jay's
    Ol Jay's Members Posts: 8,286 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lol @ i don't know how she knew who I was, im a take a stab in the dark and guess you're probably the only ? she gave her number to within hours with an Atl area code
  • Ol Jay's
    Ol Jay's Members Posts: 8,286 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2016
    lol @ we great each other
  • AP21
    AP21 Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 17,743 ✭✭✭✭✭
    yes...i've gotten some new cooch from free promo from females i've shidaigled before
  • MARIO_DRO
    MARIO_DRO Members Posts: 14,425 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    lol @ i don't know how she knew who I was, im a take a stab in the dark and guess you're probably the only ? she gave her number to within hours with an Atl area code

    WE BOTH FROM ATLANTA... AND SOME NO NAME "HOW ARE YOU MS LADY" DOESNT TRANSLATE TO, OHH, THIS IS DRO... KEEP UP
  • Lou Cypher
    Lou Cypher Members Posts: 52,521 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I don't know If it was because of my remarkably average sexual skills, but there is a memory of me having intercourse with a girl then suddenly her friend had an interest and wanted me to ? her. I didn't until several months later.
  • Ol Jay's
    Ol Jay's Members Posts: 8,286 ✭✭✭✭✭
    MARIO_DRO wrote: »
    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    lol @ i don't know how she knew who I was, im a take a stab in the dark and guess you're probably the only ? she gave her number to within hours with an Atl area code

    WE BOTH FROM ATLANTA... AND SOME NO NAME "HOW ARE YOU MS LADY" DOESNT TRANSLATE TO, OHH, THIS IS DRO... KEEP UP

    the fact you're both from Atl is beside the point, the fact that she just gave you the number and it's a number with an area code she's familiar with, is probably what lead her to believe it was you

    But this your story bro, good one too

    I just found it was funny you ain't pick up on the context clues, carry on & do you bro
  • Splackavelli
    Splackavelli Members Posts: 18,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
    its lie on your ? time fellas!
  •  i ro ny
    i ro ny Members Posts: 8,459 ✭✭✭✭✭

    nah man.


    i dont ? with those types of women who talk too ? much.
  • Mastery
    Mastery Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 14,776 ✭✭✭✭✭
    MARIO_DRO wrote: »
    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    lol @ i don't know how she knew who I was, im a take a stab in the dark and guess you're probably the only ? she gave her number to within hours with an Atl area code

    WE BOTH FROM ATLANTA... AND SOME NO NAME "HOW ARE YOU MS LADY" DOESNT TRANSLATE TO, OHH, THIS IS DRO... KEEP UP
    Well if D had your number then it wouldn't be hard for T to confirm it through her or anyone else in your circle from that area.
  • KingFreeman
    KingFreeman Members Posts: 13,731 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I've got some residual pom pom before fellow ? talk. Also had the opposite where I reached out to touch a chick and she was like...
    "oh you know _________ right ?"
    "Yeah. I know her."
    "...Oh I'm okay"

    That L had a ? flabbergasted.
  • Recaptimus_Prime360
    Recaptimus_Prime360 Members Posts: 64,801 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Trollio wrote: »
    That ? had a threesome with roaches

    L...M...A...O!!

    Lol @ the roaches gettin their peep show on. Don't blame you bouncin. Nasty azzz house is a no no.
  •   Colin$mackabi$h
    Colin$mackabi$h Members Posts: 16,586 ✭✭✭✭✭
    well a nasty ? is supposed to be nasty...
  • _Lefty
    _Lefty Members Posts: 6,564 ✭✭✭✭✭
    _Goldie_ wrote: »
    People with roaches always blame their neighbors lol

    Realest ? you ever wrote.
    Kat wrote: »
    Cool story bro.

    Bet it was.....Didn't read.


    @MARIO_DRO
    Short answer......? talk, ? sneak, ? ? . They do it outta jealousy, freakiness, low self esteem, but usually a combination of all three.

    Do all that. rinse and repeat, you'll be runnin threw whole crews before you can click ya caps lock off.
  • Idiopathic Joker
    Idiopathic Joker Members, Moderators Posts: 45,691 Regulator
    MARIO_DRO wrote: »
    HAVE U EVER HAD SEX WITH A GIRL AND SHE ENDED UP TELLING HER FRIEND(S) AND YOU ENDED UP HITTING THE FRIEND?

    SHARE YA STORIES...

    BACK WHEN I WAS 17, I HIT MY HOMEBOY LIL SISTER (SHE WAS 16), LETS CALLS HER “D”. SHE WAS LIKE ONLY 1 OF 5 GIRLS THAT STAYED IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD.. MATTER OF FACT, ME AND 4 OF MY OTHER HOMIES CUTT AT DIFFERENT TIMES… SO ONE DAY D’ GOT INTO IT WITH HER BROTHER AND SHE TOLD HIM THAT ALLLLL OF US HIT, OF COURSE HE WAS MAD… NOW THEY ALSO HAD AN OLDER SISTER, LIKE 6 YEARS OLDER THAN ME, LETS CALL HER “T”… I GUESS D’ WENT INTO DETAILS WITH T’ ABOUT ALL THE ENCOUNTERS

    FAST FORWARD TIL TWO YEARS AGO IN MAY, ONE OF MY HOMEBOYS GOT MARRIED, ALLL OF US WAS THERE… D, T, THE BROTHER, ALL HOMIES THAT HIT D’ AND EVERYBODY… SO WE ALL CATCHIN UP HAVING A GOOD TIME AND T’ WALKS IN…. LAWWWWDDD THAT THANG WAS LOOKIN GOOOOD!... I WE SPEAK AND HUG, BLA BLA… AND I TOLD HER HOW GOOD SHE LOOKED… SHE GAVE ME HER NUMBER… SO I CAME BACK DOWN TO THE CITY IN JULY AND I JUST TXT HER “WHATS UP MS LADY”… I DON’T GET A RESPONSE ALL DAY, I WAS LIKE FONK IT..
    IT WAS 11:59 PM AND I LITERALLY GOT IN THE BED AND WAS ABOUT TO TURN THE LIGHTS OFF.. I GET A TXT AND ITS HER..I DON’T KNOW HOW SHE KNEW IT WAS ME CAUSE I NEVER GAVE HER MY NUMBER.. BUT SHE HITS ME AND ASK WHAT AM I DOING? I SAID, JUST CHILLING.. IM LOOKIN AT THE TIME AND I WAS LIKE “OHHH ? , ITS BOUT TO HAPPEN”… SHE ASK ME DO I WANNA COME OVER… I IMMEDIATELY PUT SOME CLOTHES AND HIT HER BACK AND SAID YEAH AND ASK DID SHE NEED ANYTHING FROM THE STORE AND SHE SAID GET SOME WINE COOLERS …

    SO I GET THE ADDRESS.. PLUG IT IN THE GPS AND I HIT THE STORE… GOT SOME ALTOIDS, MAGNUMS AND SOME WINE COOLERS… I DON’T DRINK BUT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT YOU COULDN’T BUY “DRANK” AFTER A CERTAIN TIME ON SATURDAY NIGHT…

    SO I GET OVER TO HER HOUSE…IM PLAYING IT COOL.. WE GREAT EACH OTHER. BLA BLABLA… WE BOTH SITTIN ON THE COUCH.. SHE GOT LIKE 5 KIDS, THEY SLEEP AND SHE GOT SOME RAP MUSIC BLASSSSTIN IN THE HOUSE.. SO WE CHAT AND IM LOOKIN HER DEAD IN THE EYE AND I SEE SOMETHING MOVE OUT THE CORNER OF MY EYE, MANNNN IT WAS A DAM ROACH ON THE WALL!.. NOT A WATER BUG THAT COMES FROM OUTSIDE, ONE OF THE LIL HOUSE ROACHES… SO I SEE ONE.. THEN TWO.. THREE.. MANNN THEM SHYTS WAS EVA-WHERE!!!
    SO SHE CAUGHT ME LOOKIN AT THEM, I WAS TRYIN TO BE COOL BUT DAM THEM ROACHES HAD BE NERVOUS… SO SHE SAYS “YEAH THE NEIGHBORS MOVED NEXT DOOR AND ALL HER ROACHES CAME OVER HERE (DEAD SERIOUS).. MANNN I KEPT MY FACE STRAIGHT AS POSSIBLE… ALL I COULD SAY WAS “YEAH, ITS ALL GOOD”…

    SO ROACH AFTER ROACH.. SO SHE ACTUALLY MAKES THE 1ST MOVE.. BUT BY NOW, THESE ROACHES GOT ME NERVOUS AS HELL…SO I START RUBBIN ON HER AND ? BUT I CANT GET HARD CAUSE FEEL SOMETHING CRAWLIN ON ME.. SO I WAS LIKE, ‘MANNN, AYE, LET CHA BOY GET SOME HEAD”.. SO SHE GOES TO THE BATHROOM, CHANGES CLOTHES AND GETS ON THE FLOOR AND GIVES ME HEAD.. I CANT ENJOY THE ? CAUSE IM LOOKIN UP AT THE ROACHES AND ? … SO WHEN SHE FINISHES, SHE WAS READY TO SEX, BUT I WASN’T… I WAS JUST LIKE, “MAN LOOK, LETS JUST GET A ROOM TOMORROW CAUSE I DON’T LIKE HAVING SEX WITH KIDS IN THE HOUSE (YEAH THAT WAS A LAME EXCUSE ).. SHE WAS COOL ABOUT IT… SHE HIT ME UP THE NEXT DAY, BUT I HAD ALREADY LEFT..

    NAW I AINT HIT, BUT I GOT THE HEAD… IT CRAZY THAT SHE KNOW I F@CKED HER LIL SISTER, BUT SHE AINT CARE.


    This ? look like a horrendous wall of spelling
  • Melanin_Enriched
    Melanin_Enriched Members Posts: 22,868 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Naw never, just giggles and laughing when i see them. Doesnt matter had sex
  • ChillaDaGawd
    ChillaDaGawd Members Posts: 12,021 ✭✭✭✭✭
    More girls but more more drama and trouble
  • Peace_79
    Peace_79 Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2016
    Didn't read ...

    But to answer the Thread Title - yeah. Quite a bit in college
  • illestni99ainne
    illestni99ainne Members Posts: 5,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Back when I was a teenager and eating ? was still considered taboo my ex told her crew I ate. So at a party my ex was mad at me and busted me out so now everyone know. Was embarrassing bit smashed her cousin because of it so eh.