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@dallas' 4 eva naming all the local DFW spots...I'm picturing this ? in living color lmao
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reading this stories made me forget i actually posted some ? back when the thread started
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I met this broad at Copa down on riverfront one night back when I was 18(Didn't need a fake ID I had it like that back then). I get her number, but I never even had to call her caught her in the parking lot, told her ass to meet me at Fuel City a ? was ? and hungry finna smash some tacos.
She apparently ditched her homegirl she came with(apparently ber homegirl was finna get served some ? too) and came kicked it with me. I bought me and her some tacos plus I always kept the emergency after hour bottles in Nadine(my first car a 2001 Buick Lesabre I payed 6 racks cash for that ? ). She shoot me her address after some conversation and tell me to swang through.
So I was at Copa so you can guess what part of town this broad stayed in. I drive down to Singleton and Burnal and hit her projects down there and park. I procees to go in and smash twice, good ? and head but not enough to keep her around. So I'm leaving her spot amd you know it's one way in one way out. It's a dope fiend standing in the middle of the exit. I put my head out the window and say 'MOVE YO ASS OUT THE WAY BRUH!!!' this dope fiend pulls a strap out and says 'get out yo ? and run that ? ' I had two options either give him my first car which was nice as ? or run his ass over. I mashed the ? gas and ran his ass smooth the ? over pulled out and never pulled looked back. Old girl gone call me 20 minutes later saying it's all types laws and ambulances and ? in front of her ? tending to somebody, I told her just forget about me baby it was fun while it lasted. Never saw or heard from her again, don't know what happened to that dope fiend neither. Oh well still ? . -
I was dying when he said he hit him with the lamp and dude ate it like it was breakfast and that they fought from the 3rd floor down all the way down to the car. Hilarious.
You lucky made it through that one though. You ? up for leaving the heat in the car. You suspected some foul ? and still left the heat in the car, you gotta thank ? you made it out that one. -
dallas' 4 eva wrote: »I met this broad at Copa down on riverfront one night back when I was 18(Didn't need a fake ID I had it like that back then). I get her number, but I never even had to call her caught her in the parking lot, told her ass to meet me at Fuel City a ? was ? and hungry finna smash some tacos.
She apparently ditched her homegirl she came with(apparently ber homegirl was finna get served some ? too) and came kicked it with me. I bought me and her some tacos plus I always kept the emergency after hour bottles in Nadine(my first car a 2001 Buick Lesabre I payed 6 racks cash for that ? ). She shoot me her address after some conversation and tell me to swang through.
So I was at Copa so you can guess what part of town this broad stayed in. I drive down to Singleton and Burnal and hit her projects down there and park. I procees to go in and smash twice, good ? and head but not enough to keep her around. So I'm leaving her spot amd you know it's one way in one way out. It's a dope fiend standing in the middle of the exit. I put my head out the window and say 'MOVE YO ASS OUT THE WAY BRUH!!!' this dope fiend pulls a strap out and says 'get out yo ? and run that ? ' I had two options either give him my first car which was nice as ? or run his ass over. I mashed the ? gas and ran his ass smooth the ? over pulled out and never pulled looked back. Old girl gone call me 20 minutes later saying it's all types laws and ambulances and ? in front of her ? tending to somebody, I told her just forget about me baby it was fun while it lasted. Never saw or heard from her again, don't know what happened to that dope fiend neither. Oh well still ? .
Lmao ? thought he was omar.
Reminds me of my grandma telling me I wish brotha would car jack me i would run his ass over talmbout you ain't got a steel bumper move ? before your carjack turns into a flapjack lol -
I was 18 & I was on a dry spell when it came to smashin fine girls. My girl broke up with me at the beginning of the summer & I was scraping the bottom of the barrel. This one chick I used to go out with (we already ? ) called me out the blue. It was in December during Christmas break (senior year of high school). Apparently she stole a car & she was staying at some crazy half way house for bad ass teenage females. She was 17 at the time. Thick in all the wrong places & was so dark cops pull her over while riding a bike for having too much tint. She did give good head & the ? was straight so I indulged.
Anyways, she wanted me to meet her outside while she sneaked out. I rolled over there & waited. It was at least 40 degrees outside & around 1 AM. After about 10 minutes of waiting she came running down the stairs & she almost tripped. I was dead, she cussed me out but I smoothed her over. After about 15 minutes of acting like I cared about her Orange is the New Black situation she started grabbing my ? & made me follow her to the back of the building. Next thing I know she laid out on the grass, pants down her ankles & I'm bangin her out with my hand over her mouth so she don't wake nobody up. I'm about the nut but in the corner of my eye I see a cop car & I popped right the ? up. She gets shot in the eyes & is blinded. The cop car just went to a different building & he didn't even see us.
After that I just dipped while she sat there, bare ass with the day care in her eyes. That was my rock bottom as far as relations with the females. I remember being so ? disgusted with myself. She kept calling my mom's house & my cell phone but I avoided that ? . Why she'd still wanna call after that I'll never know. -
damn...now Dallas has entered as a challenger..lmao
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damn...now Dallas has entered as a challenger..lmao
Man I'm upset yahoo ? down my old email account, I need to see if I can get it back that email had all my ? stored in it. -
Man I may have told this story before in another thread but ? it..
1st time in Vegas
1st time in Vegas, we go there for one of Mayweather's fight, so before we left, another patna of ours was telling us about the strippers and tricking that you can do down there. So we like bet, We get to Vegas (it's 3 or us) We walking up and down the strip and they are handing you these cards of stripper/escorts and ? . So my patna JL (the ? who brother only wears white jeans) was like mane Knock, I want an Asian chick, so he walks up to a dude who so happen to have some cards with some Asians chicks. So he's like bet, we go hit them up tonight..and I'm like "we" ? , ? Ima be on the tables all night, ? I look like tricking off,
So the night comes..we all in the hotel room chilling shooting the ? , (3 of us) JL was like man I'm about to call the Asian chick, I"m trying to get some that fried rice sprinkle on my ? tonight LOL) so the other dude was like man Ima about to take a nap (? ? ) before we go out. So I was like man I'm about to get back on these tables, I'm in the hole 300, and I'm trying to walk that down before we leave...JL was like chill mane, I'm bout to call the chicks, so he hops on the phone and calls them, They come over, it's 3 Asians, all busted the ? up. So I was like man yall don't look like the chicks on the cards LOL, and they was like what card? So I handed them the card and said "see those girls" and they all looked at the card and "giggles" and toss that ? in the air/trash so I'm like...well ok.. I guess the chicks on the cards don't count for ? LMAO bruh, So the leader of the pack of 3 was like we charge 300 hunnid, for this and that, I was like man I'm out, I aint paying for that ? and yall don't even look like what's on that card, my patna JL was like man I aint paying yall strong pie-face hoes nothing, yall can suck this ? though for free though.. the other ? is in the bed napping...now mind you, the room aint that big so we all next to each other in a sense. So the Asian chick, I guess the leader of the pack, blows the ? up, starts cussin us out about how we made them drive across town and got to throwing the magazines that be on the hotel's mini desk at JL...so I'm like ole ? , stop that yo LOL, she's loud now cussing us out and poking JL with her finger, so I jump up, cuz I was sitting on the edge of the bed and I tried to stop her, the other two had that "? I wouldn't do that if I was you" look on their faces..so I stayed put..So the leader is cussing and throwing the rest of magazines at JL and then she starts to throw the cups and pieces of the ice we had in the ice bucket at our ? and other ? at us, so now we in panic mode and JL pulls out his wallet and was like here...here...here is 20 dollars, take it, take it...just go away bruh I'm on the edge of the bed scared as ? , cuz. 1. They loud/screaming (I know someone has called downstairs, and all of us are going to jail in Vegas) 2. I'm also thinking that the ? about to come in and shoot all our ? any minute. and 3. the ? that's taking a nap is still under the covers napping and I can't believe his ass aint get up
So finally the leader of the pack, takes the 20 dollars and spits on the floor of the hotel room, the other 2 chicks still staring at me, walks out behind the chick and spits on the floor too LOL. They walked out and left the door open. I quickly ran towards the door, shuts it/lock it and then I grab the mini desk chair and placed that ? under the door handle just in case they was coming back, breh LOL.
We must have stayed in the room for a good 1hr laughing at what the ? had just happened -
Pasty fat ?
So When I first joined the world greatest Navy. I was stationed in Norfolk, VA. Back in those days you can drive the base easily. All you needed was a base sticker. I most cases you didnt even need that. So on Friday's I would stand at pier 12 by the phone booth waiting for the women to start driving by to pick up a sailor for a good time. (? sound like the hoe stroll right?) I didnt have a car and barely any money to speak of.
All you had to do was wave down these chicks and they would stop. Spit your game and you was taken care of for a weekend or longer. I have to admit. I have no game. I am just tall and handsome, so that got them to stop. After that it was a ? shoot. I struck out alot, But lets just say Fat White Women loved me. That was all I could get for damn near a year. I would have all types stop to holla but my lack of game relegated me to Fat White women. Eventually I gave in and spent plenty nights eating good and ? pasty fat white ? . Most of them would want to continue a relationship but I wanted more quality. Finally I thought I hit the jackpot. Fine black chick that was actually friends with a bustdown that I was cool with. Word of mouth ? .
(I think I dropped the detailed story below in the thread ealier)
Long story short. This ? was married, already preggo and ? everything that moved. I wasnt used to that cause all the ? I ? with was on some desperate ? . My game wasnt equipped for that L!
Well I got a car and my game instantly got better. No mo Phone booth pimping (hoe stroll) for me. I was actually riding up on ? . I didnt have to rely on fat white ? for another two years. But that is a story for another time. -
Knock_Twice wrote: »Man I may have told this story before in another thread but ? it..
1st time in Vegas
1st time in Vegas, we go there for one of Mayweather's fight, so before we left, another patna of ours was telling us about the strippers and tricking that you can do down there. So we like bet, We get to Vegas (it's 3 or us) We walking up and down the strip and they are handing you these cards of stripper/escorts and ? . So my patna JL (the ? who brother only wears white jeans) was like mane Knock, I want an Asian chick, so he walks up to a dude who so happen to have some cards with some Asians chicks. So he's like bet, we go hit them up tonight..and I'm like "we" ? , ? Ima be on the tables all night, ? I look like tricking off,
So the night comes..we all in the hotel room chilling shooting the ? , (3 of us) JL was like man I'm about to call the Asian chick, I"m trying to get some that fried rice sprinkle on my ? tonight LOL) so the other dude was like man Ima about to take a nap (? ? ) before we go out. So I was like man I'm about to get back on these tables, I'm in the hole 300, and I'm trying to walk that down before we leave...JL was like chill mane, I'm bout to call the chicks, so he hops on the phone and calls them, They come over, it's 3 Asians, all busted the ? up. So I was like man yall don't look like the chicks on the cards LOL, and they was like what card? So I handed them the card and said "see those girls" and they all looked at the card and "giggles" and toss that ? in the air/trash so I'm like...well ok.. I guess the chicks on the cards don't count for ? LMAO bruh, So the leader of the pack of 3 was like we charge 300 hunnid, for this and that, I was like man I'm out, I aint paying for that ? and yall don't even look like what's on that card, my patna JL was like man I aint paying yall strong pie-face hoes nothing, yall can suck this ? though for free though.. the other ? is in the bed napping...now mind you, the room aint that big so we all next to each other in a sense. So the Asian chick, I guess the leader of the pack, blows the ? up, starts cussin us out about how we made them drive across town and got to throwing the magazines that be on the hotel's mini desk at JL...so I'm like ole ? , stop that yo LOL, she's loud now cussing us out and poking JL with her finger, so I jump up, cuz I was sitting on the edge of the bed and I tried to stop her, the other two had that "? I wouldn't do that if I was you" look on their faces..so I stayed put..So the leader is cussing and throwing the rest of magazines at JL and then she starts to throw the cups and pieces of the ice we had in the ice bucket at our ? and other ? at us, so now we in panic mode and JL pulls out his wallet and was like here...here...here is 20 dollars, take it, take it...just go away bruh I'm on the edge of the bed scared as ? , cuz. 1. They loud/screaming (I know someone has called downstairs, and all of us are going to jail in Vegas) 2. I'm also thinking that the ? about to come in and shoot all our ? any minute. and 3. the ? that's taking a nap is still under the covers napping and I can't believe his ass aint get up
So finally the leader of the pack, takes the 20 dollars and spits on the floor of the hotel room, the other 2 chicks still staring at me, walks out behind the chick and spits on the floor too LOL. They walked out and left the door open. I quickly ran towards the door, shuts it/lock it and then I grab the mini desk chair and placed that ? under the door handle just in case they was coming back, breh LOL.
We must have stayed in the room for a good 1hr laughing at what the ? had just happened
yall let lucy lui spit on the floor -
Pasty fat ?
So When I first joined the world greatest Navy. I was stationed in Norfolk, VA. Back in those days you can drive the base easily. All you needed was a base sticker. I most cases you didnt even need that. So on Friday's I would stand at pier 12 by the phone booth waiting for the women to start driving by to pick up a sailor for a good time. (? sound like the hoe stroll right?) I didnt have a car and barely any money to speak of.
All you had to do was wave down these chicks and they would stop. Spit your game and you was taken care of for a weekend or longer. I have to admit. I have no game. I am just tall and handsome, so that got them to stop. After that it was a ? shoot. I struck out alot, But lets just say Fat White Women loved me. That was all I could get for damn near a year. I would have all types stop to holla but my lack of game relegated me to Fat White women. Eventually I gave in and spent plenty nights eating good and ? pasty fat white ? . Most of them would want to continue a relationship but I wanted more quality. Finally I thought I hit the jackpot. Fine black chick that was actually friends with a bustdown that I was cool with. Word of mouth ? .
(I think I dropped the detailed story below in the thread ealier)
Long story short. This ? was married, already preggo and ? everything that moved. I wasnt used to that cause all the ? I ? with was on some desperate ? . My game wasnt equipped for that L!
Well I got a car and my game instantly got better. No mo Phone booth pimping (hoe stroll) for me. I was actually riding up on ? . I didnt have to rely on fat white ? for another two years. But that is a story for another time.
so you in the navy and still selling ass?
damn uncle sam so cold -
My first threesome I literally walked into it with no intention of trying to get ? . I had my crown vic about a month, already put a paint job on it, but I needed some bang in my ? . My potna would do the work for me on the low hooking it up, and I already had two 12s I was gonna throw in the trunk but I needed an amp, and the one I wanted was gone run me a grip.
I'm on the lane at Spain's(Big Mama's for you new ? ) with 3 of my potnas getting a gizzard basket, when we get a call from this ? we ? with out in Frisco saying there's a party at this one rich ass ? crib that we knew. So in our minds we was like hell yeah we gone go hit a lick on this ? . We mash out to Frisco soon as we got off the phone. We get there can't lie this party was turnt already and it was only 11 o clock.
We all head inside to do our thing and see how we could come up. I go to the master bedroom off the muscle. It was dark then a ? in there but I heard two voices who sounded like females. I hit walk toward the bed and the lamp comes on it's the rich ? and her other rich ass friend just chilling in the bed in they bras and panties. I knew both of these hoes I ask them 'Damn y'all dykin now or something?' they gone reply nah they was just having fun(? was ? as a ? fish), so I said oh alright and I turn to leave the room(my mission was paper not ? ) they gonne say 'Ran you leaving so soon?' I thought to myself was I really gonna pass this oppurtunity up(Knowing I would have many more threesomes later I would have knowing what I know now).
So I go lock the bedroom door and put a chair underneath the handle and hit the sack with them and ? the ? out of both of these hoes. First time I got my ? sucked and ? sucked at the same time(CLAWD ALMIGHTY BEST FEELING EVER!!!!). These hoes passed out on a ? from all the drank(I think they was gone off a bar too), so when they went to sleep I went in these ? purses and got they ass for about 3 bills and left em there. Linked up with my bros and we dipped. Them hoes never even figured out I had took all they chocho's neither cause they was that ? up. -
So I was ? with this single mama for awhile. ...? was a freak but she never wanted to ? at her place. She told me her two young kids stay sleeping with her and don't like sleeping by themselves. ..so of course comes a night where me and her are drinking on the couch. I could feel her youngest eyeing me like he don't like me touching his mama.
The moment comes when she's trying to explain to her kids that they can't sleep tonight to me staying over. Kids start the waterworks she hustles them off to bed...apparently the youngest one had night terrors.
We in the middle of ? ...doggy and she got her face in the pillow screaming. ..the little kid comes out of his room stumbling around. Apparently he peed himself he saw me and asked Where's his mom and I didn't answer but I did reach back with my leg and closed the door in his face.
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ChillaDaKilla wrote: »So I was ? with this single mama for awhile. ...? was a freak but she never wanted to ? at her place. She told me her two young kids stay sleeping with her and don't like sleeping by themselves. ..so of course comes a night where me and her are drinking on the couch. I could feel her youngest eyeing me like he don't like me touching his mama.
The moment comes when she's trying to explain to her kids that they can't sleep tonight to me staying over. Kids start the waterworks she hustles them off to bed...apparently the youngest one had night terrors.
We in the middle of ? ...doggy and she got her face in the pillow screaming. ..the little kid comes out of his room stumbling around. Apparently he peed himself he saw me and asked Where's his mom and I didn't answer but I did reach back with my leg and closed the door in his face.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Aye that's just as bad as Du closing the dresser drawer on the baby. Lol -
Mane with stories like those who the hell needs cable or Hulu
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This thread would be even more goat if we had voice over n cartoon bout the situations like that show on mtv
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Pasty fat ?
So When I first joined the world greatest Navy. I was stationed in Norfolk, VA. Back in those days you can drive the base easily. All you needed was a base sticker. I most cases you didnt even need that. So on Friday's I would stand at pier 12 by the phone booth waiting for the women to start driving by to pick up a sailor for a good time. (? sound like the hoe stroll right?) I didnt have a car and barely any money to speak of.
All you had to do was wave down these chicks and they would stop. Spit your game and you was taken care of for a weekend or longer. I have to admit. I have no game. I am just tall and handsome, so that got them to stop. After that it was a ? shoot. I struck out alot, But lets just say Fat White Women loved me. That was all I could get for damn near a year. I would have all types stop to holla but my lack of game relegated me to Fat White women. Eventually I gave in and spent plenty nights eating good and ? pasty fat white ? . Most of them would want to continue a relationship but I wanted more quality. Finally I thought I hit the jackpot. Fine black chick that was actually friends with a bustdown that I was cool with. Word of mouth ? .
(I think I dropped the detailed story below in the thread ealier)
Long story short. This ? was married, already preggo and ? everything that moved. I wasnt used to that cause all the ? I ? with was on some desperate ? . My game wasnt equipped for that L!
Well I got a car and my game instantly got better. No mo Phone booth pimping (hoe stroll) for me. I was actually riding up on ? . I didnt have to rely on fat white ? for another two years. But that is a story for another time.
LMFAO, yo @caddo man when were you at Norfolk? I was stationed in Va Beach/Notfolk from 07-14 and I'm in New Orleans now. -
All these L's I gotta give you one W. Look fast cuz they wont be up Monday.geechee slim wrote: »back in college, they used to call me Laptop. (remember this because it's important to the story)
I had this one little thing named Tammy and all we did was ? back in college. we had absolutely nothing in common, nothing to talk about, nowhere to go and hang Just bumpin uglies...
Here's the pics from my LAPTOP ? days.
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? lacking but GOAT'd you. Good to see a W in your column. Lol
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geechee slim wrote: »All these L's I gotta give you one W. Look fast cuz they wont be up Monday.geechee slim wrote: »back in college, they used to call me Laptop. (remember this because it's important to the story)
I had this one little thing named Tammy and all we did was ? back in college. we had absolutely nothing in common, nothing to talk about, nowhere to go and hang Just bumpin uglies...
Here's the pics from my LAPTOP ? days.
looks like a ? scene tho brah and she ugly.....
So still no dub for you -
i can smell the disappointment in that room
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*sigh*
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Lol @ a broads face you can't see being ugly. C'mon Lurk, cut my man some slack bruh hahaLurkristocrat wrote: »geechee slim wrote: »All these L's I gotta give you one W. Look fast cuz they wont be up Monday.geechee slim wrote: »back in college, they used to call me Laptop. (remember this because it's important to the story)
I had this one little thing named Tammy and all we did was ? back in college. we had absolutely nothing in common, nothing to talk about, nowhere to go and hang Just bumpin uglies...
Here's the pics from my LAPTOP ? days.
looks like a ? scene tho brah and she ugly.....
So still no dub for you
You might as well just say you don't like her chin/lip area since that's all you can see of her face lol
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geechee slim wrote: »*sigh*
ya ? and that effeminate ass "sigh"
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