Why Are CACs Comfortable Being Naked in the Locker Room at the Gym?

Maximus Rex
Maximus Rex Members Posts: 6,354 ✭✭✭✭✭
As my Granny would say, I get up "'fo day," and go to the gym to get my work out on, so this is rarely a problem, (being that when I arrive a lot of times I'm the only one in the locker room,) and when I'm finished, dudes are just arriving or they're showering. If a cat does come out of the shower, he has the ? common courtesy to keep a towel on at all times.

However, last week I had to go to the gym in the afternoon. While I'm getting dressed, I happen to turn around and I'm at eye level with some white dude's ? . :/ I'm like thinking to myself, "Bruh, use a towel." Then I realize that white dudes have this thing where they just will be naked in the locker room. Some cats will even stand there, (? naked,) having conversations and ? . Personally, I've always thought that ? was hella ? .

Is this because white people are acclimated to being naked around people from showering after junior high PE class, or as Brother Zombie says, "The white man is a natural ? ." Also, dudes on college and pro sports teams seem to buy into this "it's cool to be naked around men mentality." Cats will walked the clubhouse or locker room "free ballin'" and ? , in addition to conducting interviews naked. Like I said, this has to be a white influence because I have a very hard time believing that Marshawn Lynch was walking around the locker room of Oakland Tech naked and ? after practice or a game, this is assuming that he even took a shower afterwards.

Also, ladies, is this a problem in the ladies locker room? White chicks will just be all naked and ? with their ? flopping everywhere? Then again, given the female proclivity to bisexual behavior, this probably isn't as problematic as it would be for a man. Women probably see it as a "free peek," and naked it up to ole girl was just flirting.
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  • 2stepz_ahead
    2stepz_ahead Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 32,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I often thought the same ? .

    I am proud of my manhood but I dint feel comfortable dikk hanging out around dudes nor am I ever ok with a bake dude around me.

    ? is just weird
  • StillFaggyAF
    StillFaggyAF Members Posts: 40,358 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Only old folks are like that
  • vagrant-718
    vagrant-718 Members Posts: 4,569 ✭✭✭✭✭
    There was this one white guy that would come in the locker room, strip down in the middle of the room, leave his clothes on the floor and grab a towel but never wrap it around his waist and go to the shower. Then he would come back with no towel wrapped around his waist and pick up his clothes. Like dude, what's the point of a towel if you not gonna use it and wtf mane?
  • Maximus Rex
    Maximus Rex Members Posts: 6,354 ✭✭✭✭✭
    AggyAF wrote: »
    Only old folks are like that

    If you believe that ? , you must not workout. White dudes love free ballin'.

  • LPast
    LPast Members Posts: 4,546 ✭✭✭✭✭
    AggyAF wrote: »
    Also a lot of y'all ? are porn addicts so seeing white dudes naked NH shouldn't be an issue for yall

    Lmao
  • Maximus Rex
    Maximus Rex Members Posts: 6,354 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2016
    There was this one white guy that would come in the locker room, strip down in the middle of the room, leave his clothes on the floor and grab a towel but never wrap it around his waist and go to the shower. Then he would come back with no towel wrapped around his waist and pick up his clothes. Like dude, what's the point of a towel if you not gonna use it and wtf mane?

    Dude was a ? cruisin' for slong. A while back I was in the New York Sports Club, (the one on 14th St. between 5th & 6th Aves,) and there was this ? in there cruisin' for slong, (the muthafucka has on some canary yellow bikin' shorts that drew attention to his ? ,) I really wanted to say something, but I just ignored dude.

    When I finished my workout, this ? ass muthafucka was taking a shower with the curtain all open. I wanted to walk over, just close the curtain, and dare his ? ass to say something about it. ? ' ? always exposin' muthafuckas to their ? ass ways.


  • mryounggun
    mryounggun Members Posts: 13,451 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I can't say that I've noticed that it's only white dudes. I live in a diverse area and all types - white, black, Asian, etc. - be walking around butt naked.

    Not really a huge thing for me. It's just the human body. I just change and move on.
  • Black Boy King
    Black Boy King Members Posts: 6,984 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2016
    Food for thought.. the word "gym" and the whole concept of it comes from the Greek word gymnos which means "to train naked". White folks started it but we can't act like its not extremely common in college and pro sports.


  • wmj710
    wmj710 Members Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭✭✭
    If you ever been to a miltary installation gym, the old retired vets are the worst.
  • Black Boy King
    Black Boy King Members Posts: 6,984 ✭✭✭✭✭
    No wonder they removed the apocryphal books from the King James Bible. Check out how even back then we had ? that loved the white mans life and customs more than their own
    2 Maccabees 4
    But after the death of Seleucus, when Antiochus, called Epiphanes, took the kingdom, Jason the brother of Onias laboured underhand to be high priest,
    8 Promising unto the king by intercession three hundred and threescore talents of silver, and of another revenue eighty talents:
    9 Beside this, he promised to assign an hundred and fifty more, if he might have licence to set him up a place for exercise, and for the training up of youth in the fashions of the heathen, and to write them of Jerusalem by the name of Antiochians.
    10 Which when the king had granted, and he had gotten into his hand the rule he forthwith brought his own nation to Greekish fashion.
    11 And the royal privileges granted of special favour to the Jews by the means of John the father of Eupolemus, who went ambassador to Rome for amity and aid, he took away; and putting down the governments which were according to the law, he brought up new customs against the law:
    12 For he built gladly a place of exercise under the tower itself, and brought the chief young men under his subjection, and made them wear a hat.
    13 Now such was the height of Greek fashions, and increase of heathenish manners, through the exceeding profaneness of Jason, that ungodly wretch, and no high priest;
  • the dukester
    the dukester Members Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭✭✭
    White people by & large, don't live with the burden of always looking and being "cool."

    Culturally, they're women don't expect them to dress in the latest over-priced fashion in order to get some play. A white guy can be bummy with old sandals & wrinkled shirt with a dime-piece on his arm.

    This mentality translates to the locker room. Being the majority affords you the freedom to do things without worrying about adhering to cultural standards of etiquette.

    Just like they don't think about slavery or any aspects of African American history. Contrast that with us (this forum in particular) wherein, 50% of the threads here consist of police brutality, racial discrimination, etc.

  • Shizlansky
    Shizlansky Members Posts: 35,095 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I played sports back in school but I was and will never be comfortable around naked folks

    Old whole ppl are the worst at gyms.
  • S2J
    S2J Members Posts: 28,458 ✭✭✭✭✭
    mryounggun wrote: »
    I can't say that I've noticed that it's only white dudes. I live in a diverse area and all types - white, black, Asian, etc. - be walking around butt naked.

    Not really a huge thing for me. It's just the human body. I just change and move on.

    No...just, no.
  • Maximus Rex
    Maximus Rex Members Posts: 6,354 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2016
    Kat wrote: »
    I barely go in the locker room. I'll shower at home thank you.

    Fortunately, for me the gym is a 9 minute walk from my house, so I'm fortunate enough to have the option to shower at home. Plus, I only used the go into the locker room to get to the use the bathroom. I only had to ? with the locker room because of cold weather. Even though the gym is only a 9 minute walk from my house, I wasn't trying to be cold on that 9 minute walk, so I would wear pants, sweats, a long sleeve shirt, hoodie and a coat to the gym and stow that ? in a locker while I worked out.

  • babelipsss
    babelipsss Members Posts: 2,517 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Being naked in front of other women doesn't bother me. Seeing old women naked is a little disturbing but none of my business really. I was in the Army with open bays and toilets. You get over close nudity real quick.
  • 7figz
    7figz Members Posts: 15,294 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Especially old white MFs. And dudes got the nerve to be comfortable having conversations. FOH

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1GUQVo1Lps
  • [Trillmatic]
    [Trillmatic] Members Posts: 3,531 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2016
    It's funny to me but I never made a big deal out of it. Not like I'm looking anyways
  • Splackavelli
    Splackavelli Members Posts: 18,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
    you have to keep in mind that they practically invented gyms and have been doing this for thousands of years. it goes back to the ancient greeks and romans. these are societies were the men shaved their legs so this nakedness in the gym stuff is nothing new to them.