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He took his monkey business too far.
An Oregon man tipped a sex worker with a small primate that he stole from his own pet store, the Eugene Police Department said.
Nathan Allen McClain was charged with soliciting a prostitute April 21 but it’s the bizarre details of the case that are drawing nationwide attention.
“It’s unusual,” Eugene PD spokesman John Hankemeier told The Huffington Post on Monday. “It’s the first I’ve heard of anything like that here.”
McClain allegedly gave the woman a Galago primate, or bush baby, named Gooey as a gratuity after he paid for the act from the thousands of dollars that he allegedly stole from a Girl Scout donation jar in the store as well.
It took detectives a while to catch up with McClain, who owned the Zany Zoo Pet Store with his wife. Cops said they received information about burglaries of the Girl Scout money and the bush baby on March 1 and March 6. Police investigating the thefts recovered the primate after locating the prostitute March 17 at a hotel room where she was staying. There she gave police details of her encounter with McClain, surrendered Gooey to authorities, and was not charged.
“It’s my first time ever recovering a monkey from a prostitute,” Detective Rick Lowe told FOX12.
A few days later, McClain was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of ? . In an interview with police March 21, in which cops say he again appeared to be high on ? , it emerged that he had met with the prostitute on March 1.
Police told the Eugene Register-Guard that they delayed McClain’s arrest so the Zany Zoo Pet Store could complete a move. The business is seeking to distance itself from McClain and wrote on Facebook that Abbie McClain, the suspect’s wife, is the owner and that Nathan McClain is no longer affiliated with the store.
“The investigation into the burglaries is unfounded and the missing Girl Scout money was never recovered and is still under investigation,” the Eugene PD wrote in a news release.
Gooey has been placed in a nearby sanctuary until the pet store gets its new license.
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Seems legit.
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So wait, the girl scout donation jar had G's in it ? .......yup, that was all I got from this story
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Sell*
? is a helluva drug. -
this ? has comedy skit written all over it
prostitute, monkey,Detective etc -
Only in America
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McClain allegedly gave the woman a Galago primate, or bush baby, named Gooey as a gratuity after he paid for the act from the thousands of dollars that he allegedly stole from a Girl Scout donation jar in the store as well.
lmao @ this guy. -
I only read the first couple sentences and scrolled down. When I saw the picture of the bush baby I died
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There she gave police details of her encounter with McClain, surrendered Gooey to authorities, and was not charged.
Why she got off Scott free for prostituting and illegal monkey owning? -
I'm confused. How he steal from his own store? Why she snitch what was the incentive??
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I'm confused. How he steal from his own store? Why she snitch what was the incentive??
The wife called the cops thinking someone broke into their store and stole girl scout money and a monkey. -
I'm tripping that she accepted the monkey as payment. Kept it and everything till the time of arrest. I mean, c'mon. This sounds like the beginning of a Disney movie about hookers. Make Gooey able to talk and title that ? , "Monkey Business".
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They both tryn to sell that monkey to each other.
Stay off that ? y'all. -
I'm tripping that she accepted the monkey as payment. Kept it and everything till the time of arrest. I mean, c'mon. This sounds like the beginning of a Disney movie about hookers. Make Gooey able to talk and title that ? , "Monkey Business".
No he paid her, then tipped her a monkey. The wife called the cops thinking some clown broke in and stole ? , it started an investigation that led to a ? giving up an illegal animal for the name of who gave it to her.... the husband. -
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He told her shake that monkey and then she tried to shake the monkey.
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Can you imagine the call to her ? ?
Was this an incall or outcall?
How you gon bring a monkey to the in call and is she gon walk the monkey out hand in hand if an outcall?
Phone conversation between her and her ? ...
Her: We done he wanna tip me a monkey
P: what?
Her: I saaaaid..... He wanna tip me a monkey
P: what? Phone breakin up or something
Her: he tip me a monkey..
P: ? U slow...tip money.....yeah..u need a clue....take the damn money....hurry the ? on..I'm busy..
Her: I said...
P: *hangs up*
.........
She walks around the block to get in car cradling a monkey
*car door closes*
P: The ? is this ? ?
Her: I told you he tippin monkey
P: Get yo ? out u fired....
*Drives off ? off*
Dumb ? stranded and calls the police for a ride but don't wanna let the monkey go... -
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This mafuka using the barter system to get some ?
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Hold on it's named Gooey?!?! He paid her with Gooey......
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I'm confused. How he steal from his own store? Why she snitch what was the incentive??
The wife was the store owner.The store was not his.