Ever Can't Get It Up?

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  • endboss
    endboss Members Posts: 879 ✭✭✭✭
    The only drug that you gonna have problems with ? is speed or a real lot of alcohol... coke, great.. mollies , great, weed great..and if that doesn't work your just a lame..
  • AP21
    AP21 Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 17,743 ✭✭✭✭✭
    thread took a hilarious turn
  • Lou Cypher
    Lou Cypher Members Posts: 52,521 ✭✭✭✭✭
    endboss wrote: »
    Lou_Cypher wrote: »
    When i did drugs, yeah.

    Speed doesn't work, you want but you can't.. Alkohol never was a problem, stiff as a flagpole..

    It was never on drugs that was my problem, it was when I wasn't on the drugs and coming down off of them.

    X was difficult, but anything else I was high on I would be fine until I tried the next day or 2 days later and just couldnt.
  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Cain wrote: »
    Tried to get with a shorty forever finally break her down get back to her place ? about to pop off. Shorty take her shirt and bruh.......she has this weird line of hair going from between her breast to past her navel. ? was about a 1in wide and she was lightskin so that ? was real visible lol. That ? ? with me and turned me off she sucked me off and everything but I as not feeling her no more. Lol she was mad as ?

    lol....how old was she Cain?

    she wrong, she know she coulda waxed that up smh
  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Cain wrote: »
    HafBayked wrote: »
    Cain wrote: »
    Tried to get with a shorty forever finally break her down get back to her place ? about to pop off. Shorty take her shirt and bruh.......she has this weird line of hair going from between her breast to past her navel. ? was about a 1in wide and she was lightskin so that ? was real visible lol. That ? ? with me and turned me off she sucked me off and everything but I as not feeling her no more. Lol she was mad as ?

    lol....how old was she Cain?

    she wrong, she know she coulda waxed that up smh

    I was 24 and she was 25 at the time. That ? freaked me out for some reason. Hey body was crazy minus that thick ass patch of hair still I couldn't do it that night lol.

    Oh, well come on mane, you know a lotta women wasnt really up on the waxing game back then
  • MsSouthern
    MsSouthern Members, Moderators Posts: 21,791 Regulator
    My cousin has a weird hairy line like that

    I kept telling her to wax it


    She was like 32 before she finally did

    lol
  • MsSouthern
    MsSouthern Members, Moderators Posts: 21,791 Regulator
    Cain wrote: »
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    My cousin has a weird hairy line like that

    I kept telling her to wax it


    She was like 32 before she finally did

    lol

    That ? is the worst.

    I agree


    I told her only men have happy trails lol
  • Lou Cypher
    Lou Cypher Members Posts: 52,521 ✭✭✭✭✭
    not me, i have sad trails
  • SolemnSauce
    SolemnSauce Members Posts: 15,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Cain wrote: »
    Tried to get with a shorty forever finally break her down get back to her place ? about to pop off. Shorty take her shirt and bruh.......she has this weird line of hair going from between her breast to past her navel. ? was about a 1in wide and she was lightskin so that ? was real visible lol. That ? ? with me and turned me off she sucked me off and everything but I as not feeling her no more. Lol she was mad as ?

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    Plat thread, aint een try
  • MsSouthern
    MsSouthern Members, Moderators Posts: 21,791 Regulator
    Chilla is so ?


    Apparently ...He likes furry women
  • Ol Jay's
    Ol Jay's Members Posts: 8,286 ✭✭✭✭✭
    man I pray this never happens to me

    ? I'm hard soon as I see my wife undressing

    And don't let her walk around naked, lawd that visual will have me bussing nuts allday
  • Turfaholic
    Turfaholic Members Posts: 20,429 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    man I pray this never happens to me

    ? I'm hard soon as I see my wife undressing

    And don't let her walk around naked, lawd that visual will have me bussing nuts allday

    Nh, how old are you?
  • Ol Jay's
    Ol Jay's Members Posts: 8,286 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Turfaholic wrote: »
    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    man I pray this never happens to me

    ? I'm hard soon as I see my wife undressing

    And don't let her walk around naked, lawd that visual will have me bussing nuts allday

    Nh, how old are you?

    I been ? for 33 years, nh

    And been ? my wife consistently for 17 years with no problems

    Maybe it's ? diets, clogged arteries, because I don't eat fried food
  • Lou Cypher
    Lou Cypher Members Posts: 52,521 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Diet can be a significant factor as well
  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • DR. JEK
    DR. JEK Members Posts: 5,331 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2016
    Only times i had probs getting my ? to respond to me is after kids kept knocking on the door and after the 3rd time. My ? was like ? this! I had to go down and go back up too many times . kept telling her dont answer the door they can wait.
  • Melqart
    Melqart Guests, Members Posts: 3,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
    These dudes really feel the need to front for their Internet friends smmfh lol
  • Chi Snow
    Chi Snow Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 28,111 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Damn......I want a pizza puff now
  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    Turfaholic wrote: »
    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    man I pray this never happens to me

    ? I'm hard soon as I see my wife undressing

    And don't let her walk around naked, lawd that visual will have me bussing nuts allday

    Nh, how old are you?

    I been ? for 33 years, nh

    And been ? my wife consistently for 17 years with no problems

    Maybe it's ? diets, clogged arteries, because I don't eat fried food

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    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    im usually at the hood bar around the corner from the crib, so I get a 10 pc wing & fries or catfish dinner

    If im at the club I stop at one of the Arab spots and get a philly double the meat xtra cheese, chicago style hotdog, pizza puff, jumbo shrimp, cheese fries, & a grape crush soda

    Or Popeyes 9 pc, 2 large red beans and rice, and 6 biscuits


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    @DWO ...............

    yall gonna stop doubting me.....
  • SolemnSauce
    SolemnSauce Members Posts: 15,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Funniest thing about this thread is that the OP isn't even about erectile dysfunction
  • Ol Jay's
    Ol Jay's Members Posts: 8,286 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    Turfaholic wrote: »
    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    man I pray this never happens to me

    ? I'm hard soon as I see my wife undressing

    And don't let her walk around naked, lawd that visual will have me bussing nuts allday

    Nh, how old are you?

    I been ? for 33 years, nh

    And been ? my wife consistently for 17 years with no problems

    Maybe it's ? diets, clogged arteries, because I don't eat fried food

    200_s.gif


    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    im usually at the hood bar around the corner from the crib, so I get a 10 pc wing & fries or catfish dinner

    If im at the club I stop at one of the Arab spots and get a philly double the meat xtra cheese, chicago style hotdog, pizza puff, jumbo shrimp, cheese fries, & a grape crush soda

    Or Popeyes 9 pc, 2 large red beans and rice, and 6 biscuits


    shaq-face.jpg




    @DWO ...............

    ? my daily diet don't consist of fried food, you notice I said "after the club" genius
  • Ol Jay's
    Ol Jay's Members Posts: 8,286 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @Abraxas @DWO @Aryeh_Tsaddiq @katalyst since you ? on my nuts so hard expect a pic of my dinner for the next few weeks in your inbox
  • Arya Tsaddiq
    Arya Tsaddiq Members Posts: 15,334 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    Turfaholic wrote: »
    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    man I pray this never happens to me

    ? I'm hard soon as I see my wife undressing

    And don't let her walk around naked, lawd that visual will have me bussing nuts allday

    Nh, how old are you?

    I been ? for 33 years, nh

    And been ? my wife consistently for 17 years with no problems

    Maybe it's ? diets, clogged arteries, because I don't eat fried food

    200_s.gif


    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    im usually at the hood bar around the corner from the crib, so I get a 10 pc wing & fries or catfish dinner

    If im at the club I stop at one of the Arab spots and get a philly double the meat xtra cheese, chicago style hotdog, pizza puff, jumbo shrimp, cheese fries, & a grape crush soda

    Or Popeyes 9 pc, 2 large red beans and rice, and 6 biscuits


    shaq-face.jpg




    @DWO ...............

    ? my daily diet don't consist of fried food, you notice I said "after the club" genius

    You got it bruh
  • Ol Jay's
    Ol Jay's Members Posts: 8,286 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    Turfaholic wrote: »
    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    man I pray this never happens to me

    ? I'm hard soon as I see my wife undressing

    And don't let her walk around naked, lawd that visual will have me bussing nuts allday

    Nh, how old are you?

    I been ? for 33 years, nh

    And been ? my wife consistently for 17 years with no problems

    Maybe it's ? diets, clogged arteries, because I don't eat fried food

    200_s.gif


    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    im usually at the hood bar around the corner from the crib, so I get a 10 pc wing & fries or catfish dinner

    If im at the club I stop at one of the Arab spots and get a philly double the meat xtra cheese, chicago style hotdog, pizza puff, jumbo shrimp, cheese fries, & a grape crush soda

    Or Popeyes 9 pc, 2 large red beans and rice, and 6 biscuits


    shaq-face.jpg




    @DWO ...............

    ? my daily diet don't consist of fried food, you notice I said "after the club" genius

    You got it bruh

    you ever notice I don't click feelings reactions, that's what hoes do bro