5 Grand Has Advice For You When You Cross His Hood

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  • king hassan
    king hassan Members Posts: 22,739 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I don't know if I'm amused or disgusted
  • PILL_COSBY
    PILL_COSBY Members Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Stew wrote: »
    5 Grand wrote: »
    ? kick people when they're down.

    Here's why; When you're opponent is laying on the ground there's a wrestling move he can do if he's being kicked. He can knock you unconscious from the ground and once you're unconscious he can ? you in the ass and you won't feel anything.

    So the question remains, if somebody can knock you out from the ground, why would you kick him? Or stated another way, if you know there's a wrestling move that can be done from the floor that may or may not result in getting ? in the ass; why would you kick somebody when they're down?
    5 Grand wrote: »
    5 Grand wrote: »
    ? kick people when they're down.

    Here's why; When you're opponent is laying on the ground there's a wrestling move he can do if he's being kicked. He can knock you unconscious from the ground and once you're unconscious he can ? you in the ass and you won't feel anything.

    So the question remains, if somebody can knock you out from the ground, why would you kick him? Or stated another way, if you know there's a wrestling move that can be done from the floor that may or may not result in getting ? in the ass; why would you kick somebody when they're down?

    And my goofy ass thread goes suuuuuuuuuper left. Thanks @5grand
    gns wrote: »
    5 Grand wrote: »
    ? kick people when they're down.

    Here's why; When you're opponent is laying on the ground there's a wrestling move he can do if he's being kicked. He can knock you unconscious from the ground and once you're unconscious he can ? you in the ass and you won't feel anything.

    So the question remains, if somebody can knock you out from the ground, why would you kick him? Or stated another way, if you know there's a wrestling move that can be done from the floor that may or may not result in getting ? in the ass; why would you kick somebody when they're down?

    Blood what in thee ? i just read?
    And u the resident old ? of the reason too
    U had to be that uncle your lil nieces and nephews were warned not to be around without supervision

    Laugh all you want but just don't kick anybody when they're down - you'll get ? .
    5 Grand wrote: »
    Ok when you kick you might get ? in the ass, in your hood
    What happens if you punch someone? You might suck ? ?

    What others fighting rules you willing to expose about your ? ass childhood

    Word is bond, I grew up around ? . They were the type of people that would knock you unconscious and ? you. Where I was from you had two choices;

    1) To ? or get ?
    2) To castrate the person that ? you

    I was the second type.


    But yeah, I grew up around organized crime, that's how they would discipline you, by knocking you out and ? you. The only way to fight back was to castrate em - and sometimes that didn't work.
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    ARE WE LIVE!!!!!!! ARE WE LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • PILL_COSBY
    PILL_COSBY Members Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2016
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    @Damobb2deep

    The heat has officially been taken off of you.(if he hasn't been hacked)
  • endboss
    endboss Members Posts: 879 ✭✭✭✭
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    I have never heard of someone beeing anally ? after a fight exept in prison... thats some strange and suspect hood..
  • BobOblah
    BobOblah Members Posts: 9,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2016
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    5 Grand wrote: »
    Its all fun and games until you wake up a week later.
    ? been preparing not to get ? poked from birth and sounds like he still failed 5 grand has a chandelier made out of ? ugh


    Bruh stop I just got through reading the reason thread and I still haven't recovered. I'm not ready to read any more hilarity/fuckery of this level yet. My sides hurt.
  • Stew
    Stew Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 52,234 Regulator
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    He should interview him next lol
  • 808HiLife808
    808HiLife808 Members Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2016
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  • CeLLaR-DooR
    CeLLaR-DooR Members Posts: 18,880 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ? been preparing not to get ? poked from birth and sounds like he still failed 5 grand


    Ahhhhhhhahahaha
  • Bcotton5
    Bcotton5 Members Posts: 51,851 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Im going to Newton this summer!
  • HerbalVaporCapers
    HerbalVaporCapers Members Posts: 3,202 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2016
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  • lordstanley
    lordstanley Members Posts: 1,448 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Meanwhile ....5 grand continues his usual antics as if this never even happened
  • HerbalVaporCapers
    HerbalVaporCapers Members Posts: 3,202 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Meanwhile ....5 grand continues his usual antics as if this never even happened

    He drops his brand of sideways knowledge from time to time. Recently stated the legal definition of a ? in a thread, which had me almost in tears
  • lordstanley
    lordstanley Members Posts: 1,448 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Meanwhile ....5 grand continues his usual antics as if this never even happened

    He drops his brand of sideways knowledge from time to time. Recently stated the legal definition of a ? in a thread, which had me almost in tears

    I mustve missed that
  • HerbalVaporCapers
    HerbalVaporCapers Members Posts: 3,202 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Meanwhile ....5 grand continues his usual antics as if this never even happened

    He drops his brand of sideways knowledge from time to time. Recently stated the legal definition of a ? in a thread, which had me almost in tears

    I mustve missed that
    5 Grand wrote: »
    TheGOAT wrote: »
    5 Grand wrote: »
    Yeah let's not confuse being ? with being a ? .

    ? men are born a certain way and as long as they don't ? or molest little boys then I'm cool.

    But a ? is somebody that knocks people out and ? them. I'm inclined to say that Afrika Bambaattaa is a ? because ? men don't molest little boys.

    Is that a fact?

    And is that what bambatta was doing?

    Seriously. All jokes aside, where I'm from the legal definition of a person after he gets castrated is; ? .

    I've been to court and heard the police and judges use the term "? ".

    It means a person who knocks people out and rapes them.

    Once you've been castrated you're officially a "? " because there's no other reason for getting castrated.

    The greek word is "? ". You may be familiar with that term.
  • lordstanley
    lordstanley Members Posts: 1,448 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Never ever in life have I heard that definition of ? . I guess u have to be at court when castration related crimes are being discussed to hear it
  • Turfaholic
    Turfaholic Members Posts: 20,429 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2016
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    Lol 5 Grand gets ? and goes ? off slave master on ? :
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  • BenjaminE
    BenjaminE Members Posts: 3,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ^ Gave you a lol but spoiler that ? bruh...
  • Turfaholic
    Turfaholic Members Posts: 20,429 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    BenjaminE wrote: »
    ^ Gave you a lol but spoiler that ? bruh...

    Gotcha