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SolemnSauce
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in AKA Donkey
If you had to name sex moves based on ya horoscope sign. What would you call them?
Me, I got a move called the "practical thinker"..it involves using my head
Got another move I call the "cold exterior", it involves harsh realities and ice
last but not least, the finisher is called the "money maker"...that's when I hit that Manzel on em, let my fingers do the talking ya fell me
Me, I got a move called the "practical thinker"..it involves using my head
Got another move I call the "cold exterior", it involves harsh realities and ice
last but not least, the finisher is called the "money maker"...that's when I hit that Manzel on em, let my fingers do the talking ya fell me
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I really hate when you do this kinda ?
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Lou_Cypher wrote: »I really hate when you do this kinda ?
that ain't what the ladies say b..they call me the goat, they call me...holiday season, they call me Alpha and Omega -
Lou_Cypher wrote: »I really hate when you do this kinda ?
The white man can't let tha black man be great huh? smh -
GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »Lou_Cypher wrote: »I really hate when you do this kinda ?
The white man can't let tha black man be great huh? smh
Nah bruh don't put a cape on for this wack ass ? . -
ya ? mad cause y'all don't got no creativity, ion suffer from that, so I can't relate to how y'all feeling. that's probably why I don't get the hate, IM....TOO...BUSY...LOOKIN...GUD
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dallas' 4 eva wrote: »GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »Lou_Cypher wrote: »I really hate when you do this kinda ?
The white man can't let tha black man be great huh? smh
Nah bruh don't put a cape on for this wack ass ? .
That does sound like I am defending him don't it? Smh at myself.... you Al you on yo bruh -
SolemnSauce wrote: »Lou_Cypher wrote: »I really hate when you do this kinda ?
that ain't what the ladies say b..they call me the goat, they call me...holiday season, they call me Alpha and Omega
What ladies? @ them -
Joker_De_La_Muerta wrote: »SolemnSauce wrote: »Lou_Cypher wrote: »I really hate when you do this kinda ?
that ain't what the ladies say b..they call me the goat, they call me...holiday season, they call me Alpha and Omega
What ladies? @ them
@shameka, @keisha @Tara
@shawna, @Sabrina, @Crystal, @derhonda
@Lisa, @Felicia, @tonisha, @shavon
@Monica, @Monique, @Christina, @yolonda
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SolemnSauce wrote: »Joker_De_La_Muerta wrote: »SolemnSauce wrote: »Lou_Cypher wrote: »I really hate when you do this kinda ?
that ain't what the ladies say b..they call me the goat, they call me...holiday season, they call me Alpha and Omega
What ladies? @ them
@shameka, @keisha @Tara
@shawna, @Sabrina, @Crystal, @derhonda
@Lisa, @Felicia, @tonisha, @shavon
@Monica, @Monique, @Christina, @yolonda
aint these the names from the Freek-A-Leak song? -
SolemnSauce wrote: »Joker_De_La_Muerta wrote: »SolemnSauce wrote: »Lou_Cypher wrote: »I really hate when you do this kinda ?
that ain't what the ladies say b..they call me the goat, they call me...holiday season, they call me Alpha and Omega
What ladies? @ them
@shameka, @keisha @Tara
@shawna, @Sabrina, @Crystal, @derhonda
@Lisa, @Felicia, @tonisha, @shavon
@Monica, @Monique, @Christina, @yolonda
aint these the names from the Freek-A-Leak song?
I want to say DMX but it's been a minute since I've heard that song. -
SolemnSauce wrote: »Joker_De_La_Muerta wrote: »SolemnSauce wrote: »Lou_Cypher wrote: »I really hate when you do this kinda ?
that ain't what the ladies say b..they call me the goat, they call me...holiday season, they call me Alpha and Omega
What ladies? @ them
@shameka, @keisha @Tara
@shawna, @Sabrina, @Crystal, @derhonda
@Lisa, @Felicia, @tonisha, @shavon
@Monica, @Monique, @Christina, @yolonda
aint these the names from the Freek-A-Leak song?
I want to say DMX but it's been a minute since I've heard that song.
Nah it's Freek A Leek bruh. -
Jesus Christ
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You too old for this ? ?
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This ? the American supergangsta
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let me let y'all get back to the mature conversations of anime and pornstars.
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SolemnSauce wrote: »Joker_De_La_Muerta wrote: »SolemnSauce wrote: »Lou_Cypher wrote: »I really hate when you do this kinda ?
that ain't what the ladies say b..they call me the goat, they call me...holiday season, they call me Alpha and Omega
What ladies? @ them
@shameka, @keisha @Tara
@shawna, @Sabrina, @Crystal, @derhonda
@Lisa, @Felicia, @tonisha, @shavon
@Monica, @Monique, @Christina, @yolonda
aint these the names from the Freek-A-Leak song?
I started rappin them ? ....oh ? it is!
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Yo this ? got me weak..
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LoL @ a woman callin' a nikka "Holiday Season"...
If that ain't the ultimate trick nickname I've ever heard. -
SolemnSauce wrote: »Joker_De_La_Muerta wrote: »SolemnSauce wrote: »Lou_Cypher wrote: »I really hate when you do this kinda ?
that ain't what the ladies say b..they call me the goat, they call me...holiday season, they call me Alpha and Omega
What ladies? @ them
@shameka, @keisha @Tara
@shawna, @Sabrina, @Crystal, @derhonda
@Lisa, @Felicia, @tonisha, @shavon
@Monica, @Monique, @Christina, @yolonda
aint these the names from the Freek-A-Leak song?
I started rappin them ? ....oh ? it is!
I was thinking "DMX didn't name some of them hoes . And it wasn't in that order. -
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OmegaSataN wrote: »
You Bastard. -
Idiots.
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Please gawd tell me you don't actually says those out loud when you're about to get laid. "So which you want baby, the money maker, the practical thinker or the cold exterior?"
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BiblicalAtheist wrote: »Please gawd tell me you don't actually says those out loud when you're about to get laid. "So which you want baby, the money maker, the practical thinker or the cold exterior?"
they're all jokes BA, I make love like a mature adult. All things that make you melt, all the things that make you gasp, all the things that make you grip the sheet. Everything you want and need to feel like your time was not wasted. Cause the time you provide a man with your body, is time that can't be measured. 5 minutes to an hour, whatever your body needs.
? were we talking about again