What do men want for Valentine's Day ?

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  • Trillfate
    Trillfate Members Posts: 24,008 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    My wife came home and was legit upset I ain't get her ? for valentines. I said, ? you get me? She goes it's a holiday for women. I said you only want ? so you can post it on Facebook to stunt on hoes. She said "and". I said, I don't cheat on you, you have all the finances you need to do what you want to do, i do my best to keep you satisfied sexually to which I do, and I'm handsome and a great father to our kids.

    She goes all that is true but, I say but what. She goes "sometimes you gotta let these ? know".



    Sometimes I hate black women b

    I THOUGHT YALL GOT DIVORCED!
  • SolemnSauce
    SolemnSauce Members Posts: 15,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Trillfate wrote: »
    My wife came home and was legit upset I ain't get her ? for valentines. I said, ? you get me? She goes it's a holiday for women. I said you only want ? so you can post it on Facebook to stunt on hoes. She said "and". I said, I don't cheat on you, you have all the finances you need to do what you want to do, i do my best to keep you satisfied sexually to which I do, and I'm handsome and a great father to our kids.

    She goes all that is true but, I say but what. She goes "sometimes you gotta let these ? know".



    Sometimes I hate black women b

    I THOUGHT YALL GOT DIVORCED!

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    Its cheaper to keep her
  • gns
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    Who tf ever said this is a female holiday?
    I grew up thinking this ? was for couples
  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Trillfate wrote: »
    My wife came home and was legit upset I ain't get her ? for valentines. I said, ? you get me? She goes it's a holiday for women. I said you only want ? so you can post it on Facebook to stunt on hoes. She said "and". I said, I don't cheat on you, you have all the finances you need to do what you want to do, i do my best to keep you satisfied sexually to which I do, and I'm handsome and a great father to our kids.

    She goes all that is true but, I say but what. She goes "sometimes you gotta let these ? know".



    Sometimes I hate black women b

    I THOUGHT YALL GOT DIVORCED!

    zkhcwzhyserw.png
    Its cheaper to keep her

    @MrsAllergies
  • AP21
    AP21 Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 17,743 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    gns wrote: »
    Who tf ever said this is a female holiday?
    I grew up thinking this ? was for couples

    99% of females
  • HafBayked
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    for real @Kat?

    giant snickers aint cool, eh
  • AP21
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    damn my g...she got you some deodorant?

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  • AP21
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    those tea candles look lonely af tho
  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ay, raise up....them ? been in my drawer for months

    it was just some goofy ? , she dont even know I took a pic

    i did cheese tho, no lie
  • SolemnSauce
    SolemnSauce Members Posts: 15,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Kat wrote: »
    Trillfate wrote: »
    My wife came home and was legit upset I ain't get her ? for valentines. I said, ? you get me? She goes it's a holiday for women. I said you only want ? so you can post it on Facebook to stunt on hoes. She said "and". I said, I don't cheat on you, you have all the finances you need to do what you want to do, i do my best to keep you satisfied sexually to which I do, and I'm handsome and a great father to our kids.

    She goes all that is true but, I say but what. She goes "sometimes you gotta let these ? know".



    Sometimes I hate black women b

    I THOUGHT YALL GOT DIVORCED!

    zkhcwzhyserw.png
    Its cheaper to keep her

    @MrsAllergies

    I told her i don't post here no more

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  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Mmhmm..she aint buying that.
  • SolemnSauce
    SolemnSauce Members Posts: 15,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Kat wrote: »
    Mmhmm..she aint buying that.

    im good with words
  • Trillfate
    Trillfate Members Posts: 24,008 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Kat wrote: »
    Mmhmm..she aint buying that.

    im good with words

    So am i, what's her screenname bruh?
  • OmegaConflict
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    Kat wrote: »
    Mmhmm..she aint buying that.

    Kat's jealous again
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  • ineedpussy
    ineedpussy Members Posts: 7,252 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    HafBayked wrote: »
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    sometimes its the subtle things....






    came in the room and saw this ? like "Ouuuuoo"

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    ? your ? got you a bag of shake. stop lyin
  • godoffun
    godoffun Members Posts: 203 ✭✭
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    To let me watch sports center and the game without you asking me ? questions like...what you watching?
    How long has this been on?
    What you doing tomorrow?
    Whats the score?
  • Ol Jay's
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    AP21 wrote: »
    Kat wrote: »
    My wife came home and was legit upset I ain't get her ? for valentines. I said, ? you get me? She goes it's a holiday for women. I said you only want ? so you can post it on Facebook to stunt on hoes. She said "and". I said, I don't cheat on you, you have all the finances you need to do what you want to do, i do my best to keep you satisfied sexually to which I do, and I'm handsome and a great father to our kids.

    She goes all that is true but, I say but what. She goes "sometimes you gotta let these ? know".



    Sometimes I hate black women b

    I got my car note paid..lol

    you braggin on this Kat?

    this is pure hating at it's finest
  • AP21
    AP21 Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 17,743 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2017
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    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    AP21 wrote: »
    Kat wrote: »
    My wife came home and was legit upset I ain't get her ? for valentines. I said, ? you get me? She goes it's a holiday for women. I said you only want ? so you can post it on Facebook to stunt on hoes. She said "and". I said, I don't cheat on you, you have all the finances you need to do what you want to do, i do my best to keep you satisfied sexually to which I do, and I'm handsome and a great father to our kids.

    She goes all that is true but, I say but what. She goes "sometimes you gotta let these ? know".



    Sometimes I hate black women b

    I got my car note paid..lol

    you braggin on this Kat?

    this is pure hating at it's finest

    im not gon entertain you on this

    good day sir madam