Ladies, why is my inbox empty?

Fooley
Fooley Members Posts: 1,467 ✭✭
edited July 2010 in The Powder Room
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Any Ladies Want some ? ?

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Side effects may include: getting ya back broke[I am not liable for any chiropractor visits], pain in the stomach area from me ? slapping your ? . Addiction[the ? may have you shaking like a heroin addict if you don't get your proper dosage].

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