Yo Do You Think You Could Fight A Bear Or A Gorilla?

Funny story

Back in junior high, me and my homie were at a grocery store after school and I talked him into shoplifting a snickers bar. We walked out and a manager starts chasing us. He kept yelling "call the cops, call the cops" so we jet thinking the cops were coming.

We cut through a backyard and there was a Rottweiler in the yard that came after us. My boy hopped the fence but the ? dog had me cornered. I said to myself ? it, I ain't going out like no ? . I swung at that dog, aiming for its temple. That ? caught my fist in his mouth and bit the ? out of me. I screamed like a ? til the owners came out and got em off me.