The Greatest Stories Ever Told On The I.C.
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obnoxiouslyfresh wrote: »@MARIO_DRO post the story when you ? on yourself while shopping at Ralph Lauren and had to buy a new outfit and wear it out of the store
..WENT TO LA FOR MY BDAY... MY COUSIN STAY THERE... SO ME HER AND MY WIFE WENT TO ROSCOES... WE ATE, LEFT, GOT IN THE CAR AND SHE WAS LIKE, " IMA SHOW YALL AROUND"...SO I STARTED BUBBLING BUT I DIDNT PAY IT NO MIND... SHE TAKES US TO RODEO DRIVE...WE GET OUT THE CAR AND I FEEL IT!...IM THINKING," ILL GO TO A CORNER STORE OR MCDONALD'S OR SOMETHING.. MANNN ALL I SEE IS LOUIS, GUCCI, FENDI, CARTIER STORES... I WAS LIKE FUCCCCCCKKKK... SO I STARTED WALKING SLOW... THEY LIKE 20 STEPS AHEAD AND I.COULDN'T HOLD IT NO MO... I SEE A RALPH LAUREN STORE AND I GO IN THERE... BY THIS TIME, IM CURRENTLY SHYTIN ON MYSELF... SO I STOP BY THE SHOE SECTION AND ASKED DID THEY HAVE MY SIZE AND ASKED DID THEY HAVE A REST ROOM... EVERY STEP I TAKE, ? COMES OUT
SO I GET TO THE REST ROOM... ? EVERYWHERE!!... LEGS, IM MY SHOE, THE BACK OF MY PANTS... I TOOK ALLLLL MY CLOTHES OFF AND FINISHED... I WAS SWEATIN LIKE A SLAVE I THERE... I WRAPPED MY DRAWZ UP IN PAPERTOWELS AND THREW THEM AWAY..MAN I HAD ? ON THE FLOOR, BOTTOM OF THE TOILET WHERE IT SCEWS IN AT... I CLEANED MY PANTS AS GOOD AS POSSIBLE...
SO I LEAVE... MY WIFE AND COUSIN WAS LIKE, DANG, WHERE U GO? AND I SAID, I WAS LOOKING FOR YALL.... SO WE CONTINUE TO WALK AND NOW IM 50 STEPS BEHIND SMELLING LIKE STRAIGHT ? ...
WE LEAVE AND I TRY TO JUMP IN THE BACK SEAT AND LET THE WINDOW DOWN...SHE WAS LIKE,NAW ILL SIT.IN THE BACK...MANNNNN, I WAS SOOOOO READY TO GET BACK TO THE ROOM.
THEN MY COUSIN WANNA RIDE THROUGH THE HILLS AND ? ... MAN I HAD THAT WINDOW ALLLL THW WAY DOWN..
MY WIFE WAS LIKE, "SOMETHING STANK"
BY NOW, ITS BEEN 30MINS AND IM LITERALLY DISGUSTED.. SHE DROP US OFF AND I HURRY UP TO THE SHOWER...
I TILL THIS DAY, I STILL GOT ? STAINS IN THEM PANTS... AND YES I KEPT EM CAUSE O LIKE EM..
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? man I've been on here a long time.
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This ? wearing ? stained pants
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Lol y'all can't get the old IC back
I've always said the ic is a reflection of the current state of society.
The old ic was a lawless land were the admins were happy just to have traffic and scalping stories from other sites.
Mfs had character and real content. Bruh at one point even as a professional lurker I felt mfs were part of my family. ? would bare their soul on these ic streets, get Ethered before there was a "reaction" for it and come back for more. Mfs really had cred on this ? . It was a digital society, one massive group chat with all sorts of individuals chiming in. ? was fun, addictive but most importantly, it was something you could be a part of without any prerequisites. I'm
Now....it's ad focused which means mods have to really mod. Great content is buried underneath "news" threads. And most importantly it's 2017. No such thing as feelings or character. It's about who can be the next who the best.
I said it before and I'll say it again....reactions killed the ic. Before those weak ass emotional ques and the bottom of each post Mfs actually contributed substance. Now mfs post to boost reaction numbers. No heart at all. -
obnoxiouslyfresh wrote: »Who posted the story about ? somebody girlfriend and her man came home so he picked up some clippers and started actin like he was cutting her uncle's hair? :joy:
That was @Knock_Twice .
I'ma throw @AP21 under the bus too since they're from the same state.
Don't remember all the details, but it's somewhere in the first scumbag thread.
Long story short, dude brought some chick over his crib to smash.
Nothing out of the ordinary about that right?
Well, after he gets what he wants from this young lady.......this ? wants to go to sleep because he has to get up early in the morning to go to work.
Ok, that's understandable right?
So, he politely escorts the young lady out of his bedroom.........takes her to the couch...........tucks her in........and puts a blanket over her so she won't get cold.
Shortly thereafter, he proceeds to go back to his bedroom...........and subsequently locks the door so that she won't be able to disturb him while he's sleeping.
Straight savage.........but dude probably thought he was being a gentleman by tucking her in and putting a blanket over her.
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obnoxiouslyfresh wrote: »@MARIO_DRO post the story when you ? on yourself while shopping at Ralph Lauren and had to buy a new outfit and wear it out of the store
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I went to McDonald's.......it didn't turn out so well for me
Tell the youngins about the time in New Orleans when you were a young hopper putting in work and your Dad's friend kept you from getting arrested. -
My favorite read on here is @lordhonka2 praying in a porn shop series.
I died at every story dropped in there. Hilariously classic -
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obnoxiouslyfresh wrote: »@MARIO_DRO post the story when you ? on yourself while shopping at Ralph Lauren and had to buy a new outfit and wear it out of the store
@Knock_Twice -
bossdon201 wrote: »My favorite read on here is @lordhonka2 praying in a porn shop series.
I died at every story dropped in there. Hilariously classic
Came to say this matter fact where that thread at? Someone up it -
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Wasn't there a story where some dude got his car stolen by chick after he drove her to the mall and she was on "What car? You mean my car" after he asked for it back?
The haircut on the mute uncle story was the funniest thing I've ever read on here... -
thegreatunknown wrote: »Wasn't there a story where some dude got his car stolen by chick after he drove her to the mall and she was on "What car? You mean my car" after he asked for it back?
The haircut on the mute uncle story was the funniest thing I've ever read on here...
It's in the original ether thread -
I can't remember the thread title but it was about having to take a ? on short notice. I died a few times reading that ? .
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Who was the guy that asked if it was ok that some other dude was taking his girl to lunch on a regular basis?
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LcnsdbyROYALTY wrote: »I can't remember the thread title but it was about having to take a ? on short notice. I died a few times reading that ? .
http://community.allhiphop.com/discussion/552587/awkward-times-and-places-you-had-to-take-a-sh-t-lol/p1 -
englishdude wrote: »obnoxiouslyfresh wrote: »@MARIO_DRO post the story when you ? on yourself while shopping at Ralph Lauren and had to buy a new outfit and wear it out of the store
@Knock_Twice
Man look, Lol
Every time, I line myself up (I actually can do that) I smirk to myself about that incident smh.
Man Lmaooo
Man who got that story @anyone -
obnoxiouslyfresh wrote: »Who posted the story about ? somebody girlfriend and her man came home so he picked up some clippers and started actin like he was cutting her uncle's hair? :joy:
That was @Knock_Twice .
I'ma throw @AP21 under the bus too since they're from the same state.
Don't remember all the details, but it's somewhere in the first scumbag thread.
Long story short, dude brought some chick over his crib to smash.
Nothing out of the ordinary about that right?
Well, after he gets what he wants from this young lady.......this ? wants to go to sleep because he has to get up early in the morning to go to work.
Ok, that's understandable right?
So, he politely escorts the young lady out of his bedroom.........takes her to the couch...........tucks her in........and puts a blanket over her so she won't get cold.
Shortly thereafter, he proceeds to go back to his bedroom...........and subsequently locks the door so that she won't be able to disturb him while he's sleeping.
Straight savage.........but dude probably thought he was being a gentleman by tucking her in and putting a blanket over her.
No chill at all.
Man where can I find that story and the scumbag stories, Them ? should be mini-series/wrote into scripts Lol
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@geechee slim had the best stories in the scumbag thread. That little pink bike story was comedy as a muthafucka!
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@SixSickSins and @Lady_Zee both said that they love black men, but are now currently with white men.
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This was hilarious
http://community.allhiphop.com/discussion/480614/? -intervention-series-evading-pet-death/p1
