What's The Biggest L You've Witnessed Personally?
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just happened like last year....i was at school and this dude was hollerin and talkin ? near the lunch room to my dawg over some shoes....SHOES.....so my dawg was like lets do it..so the ? started scrappin....quick fight...then the ? who was talkin ? gets knock out by a female outta know where....A FEMALE.... mind you this is a big ? ..she at least 6'3 180-200..i guess the reason the ? rocked his ? was because she caught him cheating on her homegirl or some ? ... idk...dude gets up nose was pouring...whole faculty was out there principals security gaurds everybody.....dude starts rushin at the girl and ? just start jumpin buddy....timbs and everything...school was on lock.Security was piled up for days...
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No L in history will ever top this!!
Hahahahah yo J-GUTTA he knocked you the ? out son. At least you're still livin' bruh breh bro.
Speaking of cheaters...what about the stabbing? That was a major L. -
Another one...
There was a girl at my school her mother was a teacher and she had a thing for this hick so she texted nudes to the dude,he showed and texted them to everyone,she finds out goes crying to her mother and the guidance councilors.And people who weren't directly involved were being busted for child porn for having pictures of her,and for some themselves and others on their phones,it was a big mess. -
LMAO, Wow at this ?
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whats worse than a suicide??..a failed suicide..
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Moment.of.Silence wrote: »whats worse than a suicide??..a failed suicide..
there was a woman on snapped who shot her husband, wrote a suicide note confessing and then shot herself but didn't die. she ended up w/ slurred speech or something and is now serving life. thats definately an L. -
We was in the philipines on this boat gettin ready to go into the city. The waters were a lil choppy and the boat would ocassionally dip down. So there are 2 guys helping ppl on the boat and one of the things they say is DONT JUMP. There was a group of ppl i think like 4 of them..2 dudes and 2 girls. the 2 dudes got on 1st with no problem. then the chick stepped up..like an idiot she tried to jump in, but the boat dipped in the water at the same time..she hit her head on the top edge of the boat and fall straight down..everyone on that boat jaw dropped and i was the only one like OOHHHHH LOL. she was out of it for like 10 secs not moving at all, but she was straight after that.
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ICame4Pussy wrote: »in high school, one of my friends moms was seeing some dude in another town, so his house was always free on the weekends our junior and senior years. we'd basically get out of school at lunch time (cause we had study halls in the afternoon that we didnt have to go to as upperclassmen) and head over to his place. we'd get sh*t ready (try to find ? , buy weed, go to the store for food,) before dinnner time, then everyone would go home, have dinner, and wed meet back there to party at like 7.
well, when we were seniors, one of my friends freshmen brothers wanted to get in on the action, and said he could bring some freshmen girls... so we let him, and he came with us at noon to get high and set sh*t up... turns out it was the first time dude had ever smoked... we had some pretty decent stuff, and he was just smoking like a mad man... so we get high, then sit down to watch some tv, make some phone calls...
i look over at dude and he was as white as a piece of paper, CRYING, shaking all over, and talking about "i think im going to die, i cant feel my body." or some sh*t like that. so were like, calm down man, its just weed, youll be ok in 20 minutes... but hes FREAKING OUT... hes like, no guys call an ambulance, im dying... were like, f*ck no man, no ambulance is getting called, calm down...
so dude goes outside and starts saying he's too hot.. so he takes of his shirt and starts rolling around on the hood of my friends car then he starts shaking, saying hes too cold, and goes out and rolls down the driveway trying to warm up on the asphalt...
so at this point, im high out of my ? mind, and i may have never laughed so hard in my life... i remember actively trying hard not to ? myself so I didnt turn into the joke of the afternoon. but it was just amazing...
ANYWAYS... dude continues to freak out, and eventually runs up the street, pulls out his cellphone, and calls 911. and he continues to lose his sh*t in the middle of the street at like, 1pm... but the house we were at was right next to an assisted living program for retards... and the ambulances go there like, 2 times a day, and when the dispatch got the call, they just figured thats where they should show up...
so when they finally arrive, they go to that house, and my friends brother runs over AND STARTS ARGUING WITH THE RETARDS saying he needed the ambulance and he was the one that called.
stop it..you killin me right now!!! lmaoo -
Damn there are some serious L's up in here lmao
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lol at this thread
When i was in boot camp, this dude who was from Brooklyn, use to talk all that tough NY ? and kept fronting. Well towards the end of boot camp we went to the riffle range to qualify, somehow the drill instructor got ? at him because he wasn't following instructions. The mf was so shook to ask to go and use the bathroom that he ? himself, the mf got clowned the rest of boot camp. lmfao You see some of the funniest ? being in the military, grown ass men break so easily.
Another 1
In the Marines they have field day (when you clean the barracks) on Thursday nights and Friday morning the higher ups inspect the rooms. Well anyways, this one dude (the corporal who i worked with) had fire watch (stay up 24 hours watching the barracks) and he got off that Friday morning and went back to his room to sleep. Well anyways the mf forget that the rooms were being inspected, so he decided he was gonna ? off but he fell asleep with ? in his hands and pants by his ankles when the higher ups walked in on him. LMFAO Needless to say, work got spread and everyone clowned the ? out of dude.
I got a bunch of ? from the cruises i've been on too, so many slutty and ? ? . -
ha.........ha
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jackthemack wrote: »I've seen a ? get put through a table on some Dudley Boys ? . Crazy ass linebacker ? , who was mildly ? mind you, spazzed on somebody for pulling his chair out from under him. Why that cracka did that? Idk. But he caught wreck in the worst way. White boy was sprawled out on the floor with salad, milk and grapes all over him.
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No L in history will ever top this!!
there is one L that can top that...or at least give it a run for its money..ironically enough it was on cheaters as well
dude found out the day before his wedding that his fiancee was cheating on him with the best man who happened to be the husband of the made of honor...they confronted them at the bachelorette party that the best man just so happend to be at...the L was the fact he was going to surprise her with a half a million house he just bought....smh dude was crushed...maybe not as bad as the L you posted but dammit its up there -
The biggest L that I will ever witness personally is still yet to come. It's an eternal L that I wish upon no man, but sadly many people will experience it. But the thing that is truly tragic is that it could have been avoided by every soul that will take part in this eternal L. Oh well, such is life.
"11And I saw a great white throne, and him that sat on it, from whose face the earth and the heaven fled away; and there was found no place for them. 12And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before ? ; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works. 13And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works. 14And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. 15And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire." Revelation 20:11-15
Everybody who read this will be present at this spectacle and tragically some of you may even be spoken of in the above passage of scripture. ? have mercy. -
ICame4Pussy wrote: »LMAO, and how that dog got his head in the wall like that?
yeah was on the news dog got his head stuck there for like 5 hours all barking and yelling and couldnt get out sht had me dyin haa -
Biggest L I saw personally was back in Jacksonville, FL. Me and my ? patrolling this club called Crazy Horse for somethin' to smash for the night. Mind you I took an L in this too, but my best friend had it worse. I'm at the club and I spot this asian chick so I holla at her and we get to talking and start dancing. After a few drinks I had to dip to the bathroom and left her there by herself. My ? started to holla at her when I was in the bathroom and straight up cockblocked on some ignorant ish and I had to instead take a less atrractive white chick home. I'm at the crib and as I was smashing my ? ran in all hysterical. I was like 'yo what the ? ?' and he told me to follow him to the room. When we in the room the asian chick was in the bed KO'ed and I told him he was ? up for hitting a chick. He was mad like "Nah ? that's a dude. I ? a dude." I looked between this ? legs no ? and she had this beat up looking ? like someone botched up a surgery down there. Asian ? wake up and told him she was a flowerboy from the Phillipines and he start crying and kicked shim out of the condo. I still clown him to this day for that and he got locked up for aggravated assault.
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No L in history will ever top this!!
There are so many Losses in this video it's ridiculous....
smh @ dude "fighting" for his woman.....If I was dude, I would've smacked the earth outta ole ? TV and kept it movin...
LOL @ this fool all hugged up in the car when he came to his senses...
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This L this girl took on Cheaters is monumental. She catches her man cheating on her and she catches a bad one from him too! Damn! -
Yo! That young man was on the war path. LMAO!
This L this girl took on Cheaters is monumental. She catches her man cheating on her and she catches a bad one from him too! Damn! -
philly_soldier wrote: »Biggest L I saw personally was back in Jacksonville, FL. Me and my ? patrolling this club called Crazy Horse for somethin' to smash for the night. Mind you I took an L in this too, but my best friend had it worse. I'm at the club and I spot this asian chick so I holla at her and we get to talking and start dancing. After a few drinks I had to dip to the bathroom and left her there by herself. My ? started to holla at her when I was in the bathroom and straight up cockblocked on some ignorant ish and I had to instead take a less atrractive white chick home. I'm at the crib and as I was smashing my ? ran in all hysterical. I was like 'yo what the ? ?' and he told me to follow him to the room. When we in the room the asian chick was in the bed KO'ed and I told him he was ? up for hitting a chick. He was mad like "Nah ? that's a dude. I ? a dude." I looked between this ? legs no ? and she had this beat up looking ? like someone botched up a surgery down there. Asian ? wake up and told him she was a flowerboy from the Phillipines and he start crying and kicked shim out of the condo. I still clown him to this day for that and he got locked up for aggravated assault.
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philly_soldier wrote: »Biggest L I saw personally was back in Jacksonville, FL. Me and my ? patrolling this club called Crazy Horse for somethin' to smash for the night. Mind you I took an L in this too, but my best friend had it worse. I'm at the club and I spot this asian chick so I holla at her and we get to talking and start dancing. After a few drinks I had to dip to the bathroom and left her there by herself. My ? started to holla at her when I was in the bathroom and straight up cockblocked on some ignorant ish and I had to instead take a less atrractive white chick home. I'm at the crib and as I was smashing my ? ran in all hysterical. I was like 'yo what the ? ?' and he told me to follow him to the room. When we in the room the asian chick was in the bed KO'ed and I told him he was ? up for hitting a chick. He was mad like "Nah ? that's a dude. I ? a dude." I looked between this ? legs no ? and she had this beat up looking ? like someone botched up a surgery down there. Asian ? wake up and told him she was a flowerboy from the Phillipines and he start crying and kicked shim out of the condo. I still clown him to this day for that and he got locked up for aggravated assault.
wow. got damn! wtf!!!!
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01. back in highschool. we was over @ my homeboys house. my boy is was in his bed room w/ this girl. they doin their thing for 10-15 min. then the broad bursts of the room. ? is cryin & has her hands covering her face. she putts on her shoes n leaves. my boy comes out his room & we asked him "wtf?" ? , said he ? in her mouth durin head. we were like "why?" ? said, "uh. cuz i had to ? "
02. again highschool days. we at another homeboys house. drinkin & smokin. then we notice one of the dudes been missing for a minute. so in check in the basement. they find dude passed out. layin face down in a puddle of his own puke. one cat actually cleaned him off.
03. couple years back. my homebody got sum head from a ? . after he got the head, busted his nut, paid the broad. ? was like "uhh bro. i think that was a dude." i couldnt stop LOL & sayin WTF? i was like "how could u tell?" he said "it jus felt wierd, she(or he) wouldnt let me touch the ? . and it jus felt off." im like, "but u still got the head?" he said "yes."
04. the other day. while @ a gas station. i watched a broad reverse into a base head. she str8 hit the ? . didnt even say sorry. jus drove off.
05. couple years back my ? got thrown outta the strip club for pullin his ? out.
06. again in high school. while watchin a basketball game. dude was playing. they were on Offense. dude got the long offensive rebound. sprinted down the other end of the court and dunked on his own basket. & was like "yea ? . yea ? !! ya see that ? !!!!" & chest pumpin.... everyone ran outta the gym laughing!!!!!! ppl were on the floor cryin. would u believe ? actually changed schools after that game. he never came back to school. -
Rocket Kidd wrote: »We was in the philipines on this boat gettin ready to go into the city. The waters were a lil choppy and the boat would ocassionally dip down. So there are 2 guys helping ppl on the boat and one of the things they say is DONT JUMP. There was a group of ppl i think like 4 of them..2 dudes and 2 girls. the 2 dudes got on 1st with no problem. then the chick stepped up..like an idiot she tried to jump in, but the boat dipped in the water at the same time..she hit her head on the top edge of the boat and fall straight down..everyone on that boat jaw dropped and i was the only one like OOHHHHH LOL. she was out of it for like 10 secs not moving at all, but she was straight after that.
Ay, breh, you look like a teenager in your profile pic. How old ARE you (n/h, only reason I ask is cuz you said you was in the military) -
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philly_soldier wrote: »Biggest L I saw personally was back in Jacksonville, FL. Me and my ? patrolling this club called Crazy Horse for somethin' to smash for the night. Mind you I took an L in this too, but my best friend had it worse. I'm at the club and I spot this asian chick so I holla at her and we get to talking and start dancing. After a few drinks I had to dip to the bathroom and left her there by herself. My ? started to holla at her when I was in the bathroom and straight up cockblocked on some ignorant ish and I had to instead take a less atrractive white chick home. I'm at the crib and as I was smashing my ? ran in all hysterical. I was like 'yo what the ? ?' and he told me to follow him to the room. When we in the room the asian chick was in the bed KO'ed and I told him he was ? up for hitting a chick. He was mad like "Nah ? that's a dude. I ? a dude." I looked between this ? legs no ? and she had this beat up looking ? like someone botched up a surgery down there. Asian ? wake up and told him she was a flowerboy from the Phillipines and he start crying and kicked shim out of the condo. I still clown him to this day for that and he got locked up for aggravated assault.
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