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and it made the record stop.
So me and this girl are getting to know each other and we get to>>>> the question:<<<
Tell me one of the most craziest experiences you experienced ??
So i tell her about how I went to vegas and everyone thought I was a famous rapper one night...(that was my crazy story.. you know... not to conservative but still kind of wild and fun)
ok... she tells me her story... :-|
Shes like....2 yrs ago...
"I wanted to see this sex themed hotel in Japan"
"oh?"
" yea, so I hook up with random guy but he went and left and I was so ? that..."
"uh huh :-/"
" Yea.. So I was walking down the street and I found another guy"
"oh??"
"Yeah, and i asked him if he had a condom and that I want to go to this sex hotel"
(Im thinking "ahh.. I dont know if I wanna hear this") But she continues
" Yea, So we go to the hotel and it was sooo kewl!.. I dont even remember the actual sex..hahahaha"
"(im like) ha ha.... thass craaa aids ee haha.. " (im thinking the story is over, but shes like")
"And He had a small thing too hahahahahahahah!"
Someone ever just tell you a story that makes the record stop
So me and this girl are getting to know each other and we get to>>>> the question:<<<
Tell me one of the most craziest experiences you experienced ??
So i tell her about how I went to vegas and everyone thought I was a famous rapper one night...(that was my crazy story.. you know... not to conservative but still kind of wild and fun)
ok... she tells me her story... :-|
Shes like....2 yrs ago...
"I wanted to see this sex themed hotel in Japan"
"oh?"
" yea, so I hook up with random guy but he went and left and I was so ? that..."
"uh huh :-/"
" Yea.. So I was walking down the street and I found another guy"
"oh??"
"Yeah, and i asked him if he had a condom and that I want to go to this sex hotel"
(Im thinking "ahh.. I dont know if I wanna hear this") But she continues
" Yea, So we go to the hotel and it was sooo kewl!.. I dont even remember the actual sex..hahahaha"
"(im like) ha ha.... thass craaa aids ee haha.. " (im thinking the story is over, but shes like")
"And He had a small thing too hahahahahahahah!"
Someone ever just tell you a story that makes the record stop
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Lmaooooooooooooo
Damn no filter at all -
i hope ur ? her raw
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chick told me she had aids/? once...
but yea....so u ad shorty pretty much done right? -
I mean... I like gettin em into their comfort zone but... sheit!
Edit: I dunno Du..... I dunno ...lmao -
Shuffington wrote: »"(im like) ha ha.... thass craaa aids ee haha.. " (im thinking the story is over, but shes like")
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so my homegirl decided to have to kinect party
basically an excuse for us to get together and drink wne in our sweats
anyhoo
she invited a few of her co-workers
so we're playing dance central, chillin' and ?
and of course the topic of men come up
one of her coworkers starts talking about how she hasnt had man in sooo long, that her mom bought her a 2 vibrators for her 30th birthday
everyone ones face was like
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.........lol
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Male friend of mine was asking me about ?
I told him i wasn't into that.
Then he told me i should try it I might like it
Told him no thanks
Then he goes " I like my ? getting played with"
Lmaoooooooo it was nothing but silence. -
so my homegirl decided to have to kinect party
basically an excuse for us to get together and drink wne in our sweats
anyhoo
she invited a few of her co-workers
so we're playing dance central, chillin' and ?
and of course the topic of men come up
one of her coworkers starts talking about how she hasnt had man in sooo long, that her mom bought her a 2 vibrators for her 30th birthday
everyone ones face was like
Soooo yall were talkin bout sex, and gave her tha side eye cuz she brought up vibrators? Sounds like yall was bullshyttin n she was keepin it real... -
aaaahhhhhhhhhMale friend of mine was asking me about ?
I told him i wasn't into that.
Then he told me i should try it I might like it
Told him no thanks
Then he goes " I like my ? getting played with"
Lmaoooooooo it was nothing but silence.
lol that reminds me of when my male friend admitted he liked letting chicks ? on him
I was like ?
I couldv'e done without that knowledgeSoooo yall were talkin bout sex, and gave her tha side eye cuz she brought up vibrators? Sounds like yall was bullshyttin n she was keepin it real...
noooo, I shouldve clarified, we were talking about men problems in general, NO ONE brought up sex -
Lmao!!!!aaaahhhhhhhhh
lol that reminds me of when my male friend admitted he liked letting chicks ? on him
I was like ?
I couldv'e done without that knowledge
Some people are so gross.
Like when he told me this he had the biggest smile on his face.
I didn't know how to respond because I swear he probably woulda asked me to do some freaky ? .
One time we were joking around about sex and was like " I just wanna stick it in ur ass, my ? would be so happy" I didn't talk to him for a good 3 months.
I refuse to dumpster dive -
had a ? did the same thing it'll be alright, ? be egging his boy on like "dawg how was it"
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Ayo what's wrong wtih a ? wanted t oget ? on?
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I don't knock anyones sexual fantasies but
it takes a special person to request to be made toilet bowl -
women are ? like that
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i just started working at a new spizzot so i was getting introduced to the other workers in the shop. just every1 there has kids my age and its all males(carpenters n electricians).
during 1 of the down times every1s chilling so eventually the topic of bishes come up and eating ? , ole heads bragging about eating the pussycat best
1 dude declares if u eat ? = u eat ass, i ? disagree, argument ensues.... 1 dude 6'2 dark skin brolic looking ole ? declares he loves getting his salad tossed......? stare in silence
hilarity ensues when he tries to explain how a 5'5 petite bish actually FORCED him to do it and he ended up liking it.....
nobody believes this fruity ? and he proceeds to get clowned by the new guy and the whole shop. -
nvm.......................
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Yo this reminds me of that Chappelle Sketch...
"Were done man" -
was chit chatting with a freak that told me she ? 5 ? in one day once.
not all at the same place either.
according to her, she "just drove around town going to ? houses" -
American.Loo wrote: »was chit chatting with a freak that told me she ? 5 ? in one day once.
not all at the same place either.
according to her, she "just drove around town going to ? houses"
she is a keeper -
American.Loo wrote: »not all at the same place either.
Hilarious becuase you said that like it would have made it better -
thehonorable wrote: »Hilarious becuase you said that like it would have made it better
truthfully i dont know which is worse: ? 5 ? under the same roof
or going on a 24 hour cross-town ? fest. -
Lmao!!!!
Some people are so gross.
Like when he told me this he had the biggest smile on his face.
I didn't know how to respond because I swear he probably woulda asked me to do some freaky ? .
One time we were joking around about sex and was like " I just wanna stick it in ur ass, my ? would be so happy" I didn't talk to him for a good 3 months.
I refuse to dumpster dive
Did you and him EVER have sex? -
American.Loo wrote: »truthfully i dont know which is worse: ? 5 ? under the same roof
or going on a 24 hour cross-town ? fest.
lmaoooooooo!!
