Ladies, u go out to the bar/club/etc with your girls, including your fat/ugly friend

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usmarin3
usmarin3 Members Posts: 38,013 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited March 2011 in The Powder Room
You're feeling sexy, smelling good and looking good enough to ? in a club bathroom and ya'll see this attractive guy eying ya'll down. He walks over to ya'll and starts hitting on your fat/ugly friend, what runs through your minds. lmfao Listen now, we all know there is a fat or ugly chick in every group, generally the DD, cockblocker, or the one with the money, so don't give me no "i don't have ugly friends". Back to the topic, what runs through your mind when that happens, me and my boys have this routine we run on girls, in where we use that routine to confuse them and run game.
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  • Sovo_Nah
    Sovo_Nah Members Posts: 2,216 ✭✭
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    the fat one be the one with the ? so she gone always get it. the pretty skinny hoes aint hip and feel disrespected. the fat friend be down to earth and her friends be on that ? . ? is ? . and she may even be a keeper. one day that fat girl gonna get her ? together and lose mad weight and shine. them other hoes gonna still be struttin and stuntin and alone.

    mark my words. a dime cant do ? for me except holla at her friend for me. i aint on that bs. i wanna bounce on something. bounce. not hurt my pervis on some skinny hoe. that kinda sucks.

    only dudes that ? will feel me. the rest of yall gone continue to play games with them long weave wearing broads wit no ? and flat chesteses.
  • usmarin3
    usmarin3 Members Posts: 38,013 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Sovo_Nah wrote: »
    the fat one be the one with the ? so she gone always get it. the pretty skinny hoes aint hip and feel disrespected. the fat friend be down to earth and her friends be on that ? . ? is ? . and she may even be a keeper. one day that fat girl gonna get her ? together and lose mad weight and shine. them other hoes gonna still be struttin and stuntin and alone.

    mark my words. a dime cant do ? for me except holla at her friend for me. i aint on that bs. i wanna bounce on something. bounce. not hurt my pervis on some skinny hoe. that kinda sucks.

    only dudes that ? will feel me. the rest of yall gone continue to play games with them long weave wearing broads wit no ? and flat chesteses.

    LMFAO


    I ain't gonna lie, sometimes me and my homeboys go hogging for fat chicks. Last time we did it, we went to this country bar and pulled two fat ? , brought them back to our house and ? them. ? showed up to our house eating food. lmfao

    But back to the topic though, i generally use the fat chick to ? with the skinny ? ego and then they will compete for your attention.
  • bugsy0911
    bugsy0911 Members Posts: 373
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    Oldest gimmick in the book. You chat up the fat or ugly friend, show her attention hoping the green monster does the rest for you with the more attractive ladies in the group. I don't know if it really works but many have tried it.
  • usmarin3
    usmarin3 Members Posts: 38,013 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    bugsy0911 wrote: »
    Oldest gimmick in the book. You chat up the fat or ugly friend, show her attention hoping the green monster does the rest for you with the more attractive ladies in the group. I don't know if it really works but many have tried it.

    It works, that's when you need friends who have game too. Once you get in, you're boy will get introduce to all her friends, and that's when he brings ya'll in. Make sure your friends aren't just standing their waiting to get in, have them working the room talking to other chicks.
  • bugsy0911
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    usmarin3 wrote: »
    It works, that's when you need friends who have game too. Once you get in, you're boy will get introduce to all her friends, and that's when he brings ya'll in. Make sure your friends aren't just standing their waiting to get in, have them working the room talking to other chicks.

    Never played those games. I'd walk in a club, scope the room, catch a shorty's eye once, twice and then it's every man for himself. If she with a crew and they doing their own thing, Imma wait for her to shoot me that okay nod when the right song come on and slide in. Let wing men handle the ugly broads. That kind of strategy is hit or miss and I'd rather strike out than bunt.
  • TRILLip Brooks
    TRILLip Brooks Members Posts: 18,150 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    fat girls need love to you know, just not by me tho
  • Pura~Diabla
    Pura~Diabla Members Posts: 1,157
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    looking good enough to ? in a club bathroom

    lmmao..................
  • Sovo_Nah
    Sovo_Nah Members Posts: 2,216 ✭✭
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    bugsy0911 wrote: »
    Oldest gimmick in the book. You chat up the fat or ugly friend, show her attention hoping the green monster does the rest for you with the more attractive ladies in the group. I don't know if it really works but many have tried it.

    your post just read me totally.
  • Purr
    Purr Members Posts: 32,382 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Young-Ice wrote: »
    dont big girls have big vaginas?

    i cant do that
    i need a woman with an equally small genitalia.


    smh...no :( leave us fat hoes alone..
  • texas409
    texas409 Members Posts: 20,854 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    smh...no :( leave us fat hoes alone..

    fat hoes need love too

    hey charlie
  • blackdemo
    blackdemo Members Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭
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    usmarin3 wrote: »
    LMFAO


    I ain't gonna lie, sometimes me and my homeboys go hogging for fat chicks. Last time we did it, we went to this country bar and pulled two fat ? , brought them back to our house and ? them. ? showed up to our house eating food. lmfaoBut back to the topic though, i generally use the fat chick to ? with the skinny ? ego and then they will compete for your attention.

    damn breh, well sometimes a fat ? jus needs to get bent over i guess......long as she look good wit it
  • blackdemo
    blackdemo Members Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭
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    smh...no :( leave us fat hoes alone..

    charlie got a fuckable mouth
  • bugsy0911
    bugsy0911 Members Posts: 373
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    smh...no :( leave us fat hoes alone..

    Why do you say you're fat when you're not fat? And if you think you're fat, what do you call fat ? ? And I'm not being facetious or simping, I'm serious. I know a lot of women who say, "I'm fat" but really, what do yall call the fat ? then?
  • usmarin3
    usmarin3 Members Posts: 38,013 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    blackdemo wrote: »
    charlie got a fuckable mouth


    I know, you know when you can tell a chick give good head. Charlies lips look like two croissants.
  • mryounggun
    mryounggun Members Posts: 13,451 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    bugsy0911 wrote: »
    Why do you say you're fat when you're not fat? And if you think you're fat, what do you call fat ? ? And I'm not being facetious or simping, I'm serious. I know a lot of women who say, "I'm fat" but really, what do yall call the fat ? then?


    This. But some women know how to take their pics at just the right angle to pull the wool over your eyes. Anyway...I'd hit. **shrug**
  • Dainty
    Dainty Members Posts: 2,203
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    usmarin3 wrote: »
    You're feeling sexy, smelling good and looking good enough to ? in a club bathroom and ya'll see this attractive guy eying ya'll down. He walks over to ya'll and starts hitting on your fat/ugly friend, what runs through your minds. lmfao Listen now, we all know there is a fat or ugly chick in every group, generally the DD, cockblocker, or the one with the money, so don't give me no "i don't have ugly friends". Back to the topic, what runs through your mind when that happens, me and my boys have this routine we run on girls, in where we use that routine to confuse them and run game.

    I don't care...actually I have never seen this happen but if I did I wouldn't care.
  • politicalthug202
    politicalthug202 Members Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭✭
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    usmarin3 wrote: »
    LMFAO


    I ain't gonna lie, sometimes me and my homeboys go hogging for fat chicks. Last time we did it, we went to this country bar and pulled two fat ? , brought them back to our house and ? them. ? showed up to our house eating food. lmfao

    But back to the topic though, i generally use the fat chick to ? with the skinny ? ego and then they will compete for your attention.

    blk dudes need stop ? fat chicks period its making us look bad
    or atleast do that ? behind close doors.
  • texas409
    texas409 Members Posts: 20,854 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Dainty wrote: »
    I don't care...actually I have never seen this happen but if I did I wouldn't care.

    what clubs you go to in htown?
  • Dainty
    Dainty Members Posts: 2,203
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    what clubs you go to in htown?

    I've never been to a club, that's probably why this hasn't happened to me lol
  • bugsy0911
    bugsy0911 Members Posts: 373
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    Dainty wrote: »
    I don't care...actually I have never seen this happen but if I did I wouldn't care.

    I'm thinking the same thing. Why would an attractive girl care? More than likely she's think you beneath her. Playing that kind of game just seem hit or miss and if a chick fall for that kind of gimmick, she got her head too far up her own ass.
  • MillzOG
    MillzOG Members, Moderators Posts: 14,508 Regulator
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    Young-Ice wrote: »
    shes 18 breh,

    idk why, but this post just had me dyin
  • texas409
    texas409 Members Posts: 20,854 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Dainty wrote: »
    I've never been to a club, that's probably why this hasn't happened to me lol

    you gotta step out and see the city

    get you a good buzz and hit a club
  • Purr
    Purr Members Posts: 32,382 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    fat hoes need love too

    hey charlie

    word? so, let's make our stomachs clap..my lil ol husky boo :)
    bugsy0911 wrote: »
    Why do you say you're fat when you're not fat? And if you think you're fat, what do you call fat ? ? And I'm not being facetious or simping, I'm serious. I know a lot of women who say, "I'm fat" but really, what do yall call the fat ? then?

    no, I am fat. ive posted full pics before.
    mryounggun wrote: »
    This. But some women know how to take their pics at just the right angle to pull the wool over your eyes. Anyway...I'd hit. **shrug**

    Im a myspace angle guru... HOLLA
  • bugsy0911
    bugsy0911 Members Posts: 373
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    no, I am fat. ive posted full pics before.


    I know and I know you know they got bigger ? out there. So what you call them?
  • mryounggun
    mryounggun Members Posts: 13,451 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    word? so, let's make our stomachs clap..my lil ol husky boo :)



    no, I am fat. ive posted full pics before.

    Must've missed that thread. Gon and drop them ? RIGHT here...RIGHT now. Lol. Tick Tock!