'Two and a Half Men': Charlie Sheen's Character to Die in Season Premiere (Report)

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LMAO hilarious
Two and a Half Men producers have finally come up with a way to eliminate Charlie Sheen’s character from the show, according to TMZ.
In the CBS comedy’s season premiere in September, the episode will reveal that Charlie Harper, the character whom Sheen played for seven and a half seasons before being fired in March, has died. Among the scenarios that co-creator Chuck Lorre and the other producers are mulling include having Harper drive off a cliff.
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TMZ argues that the move would ensure that Sheen could never return to the show, though technically he could appear in a flashback or a dream if Sheen and the producers someday make nice.
Meanwhile, Ashton Kutcher’s entrance also is being mulled, with his character potentially buying Harper’s home after the character’s death.
However, sources insisted to TMZ that the first script isn’t finalized.
Sheen was fired from Men in March after a weeks-long media circus that had the actor attacking everything from Alcoholics Anonymous to Lorre. He called his bosses at Warner Bros. TV and CBS “Nazis” and turds” and Lorre a “maggot.” (He later apologized.)
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He later launched a web series, Sheen’s Korner, and embarked on a comedy tour, My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option, that was alternatively booed and given a standing ovation, depending on the city. During the tour, he often expressed a desire to return to the show.
Sheen also filed a $100 million lawsuit against WBTV and Lorre on behalf of the Men cast and crew, asking for punitive damages after the eighth season was cut short. Two weeks ago, he suffered a legal setback when a Los Angeles Superior Court judge declined to exercise jurisdiction over the suit, meaning the case will likely be confined to a private arbitration.
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As THR first reported, Kutcher signed on to replace Sheen in May, just ahead of CBS’ upfront presentation to advertisers in New York.
Kutcher brings a youthful fan base to the CBS show, as well as a big online profile with 6.7 million Twitter followers, which could help CBS promote the show, which also stars Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones.

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  • MorganFreemanKing
    MorganFreemanKing Members Posts: 4,282 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    They're about to give him the Chef treatment.
  • Kame
    Kame Members Posts: 24,246 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    They're about to give him the Chef treatment.

    word.................
  • Swiffness!
    Swiffness! Members Posts: 10,128 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    This ? will be so wack and cancelled before you know it.
  • ShencotheMC
    ShencotheMC Members Posts: 26,051 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Yea, this ? is fint' to be wack as ? . Don't nobody wanna watch this if Chuck not in it
  • rice n gravy
    rice n gravy Members Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭
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    They're about to give him the Chef treatment.

    explain............
  • im_lux
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    IF they do ? Charlie's character they should do one of two things...

    Either have Alan find a place in Malibu in Ashton's house renting a room and have Ashton's character be just like charlie or...

    Have Rose or Berta or someone get the house in the will and allow Alan to stay there so he can still be a mooch.

    Either way this show is doomed without Charlie Sheen. Fans of Charlie Sheen aren't fans of Ashton Kutcher it just won't work they might as well just cancel it now and save themselves the embarasment.
  • Triple B's
    Triple B's Members Posts: 1,608 ✭✭✭✭
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    explain............

    On Southpark Issac hayes quit the show based on them (the creators) doing the crazy ? that southpark is known for. So in response.... those ? ? turned him into a ? and then killed him off in the same episode
  • earth two superman
    earth two superman Members Posts: 17,149 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    i called this a while back.
  • bdbdbd
    bdbdbd Members Posts: 3,168 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    On Southpark Issac hayes quit the show based on them (the creators) doing the crazy ? that southpark is known for. So in response.... those ? ? turned him into a ? and then killed him off in the same episode

    lmao, im sure ure just saying that ? isaac hayes shares the same skin tone as you...damn ? quick to defend ? regardless of the info.

    i think matt and trey had every right to ? on him, as much as i like isaac hayes, he was being a supreme hypocrite......he quit ? they started talking ? about scientology, which he werent happy about but he was willing to play ball when they were ? on all other religions and everything else in existence.
  • Swiffness!
    Swiffness! Members Posts: 10,128 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    On Southpark Issac hayes quit the show based on them (the creators) doing the crazy ? that southpark is known for. So in response.... those ? ? turned him into a ? and then killed him off in the same episode

    No, Issac quit because South Park ethered Scientology and his Operating Thetan cult leaders ORDERED his black ass to quit. SP was ten seasons deep mocking EVERY. RELIGION. IN THE WORLD. and all of the sudden he ? because they finally got around to his? Naw, FOH

    Kyle: [Speaking at Chef's funeral] We're all here today because Chef has been such an important part of our lives. A lot of us don't agree with the choices Chef has made in the past few days. Some of us feel hurt and confused that he seemed to turn his back on us. But we can't let the events of the last week take away the memories of how much Chef made us smile. I'm gonna remember Chef as the jolly old guy who always broke into song. I'm gonna remember Chef as the guy who gave us advice to live by. So you see, we shouldn't be mad at Chef for leaving us. We should be mad at that little fruity club for scrambling his brains.
  • killap
    killap Members Posts: 3,430 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    damn I almost forgot about chef
  • not this again!
    not this again! Members Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I can't wait to see if they actually have the ? to go through with this.

    This is going to be like the final season of "That 70's Show", which is ironic, because it will feature a guy who was one of the stars of that very same program.
  • Trollio
    Trollio Members Posts: 25,815 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    that show sucks
  • TrueGodHS
    TrueGodHS Members Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭✭
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    Death to CBS lol
  • DarkRaiden
    DarkRaiden Members Posts: 1,423 ✭✭✭
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    Wow that shows gonna be wack as hell now. Sheen made and makes the show. RIP Two and a Half Men.