Hi...My name is TXMade and I am a recovering Simp
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TX_Made713
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Im sure 90% of the people here know my story...I just told that chick off and dropped her for good. Now its ? these ? get money.
.with that said
*Walks off stage*
.with that said
*Walks off stage*
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oh ok .........
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The first step is to acknowledge your simpish ways...
That you have done my friend...
We applaud you...
Now you must do away with all enablers
As such as your avi
You are no longer a captain save a hoe
You are General Smack a Trick
Go forth and speak the simpish tongue no more -
Until you change your avi.....We don't believe you, you need more people!!!!
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The first step is to acknowledge your simpish ways...
That you have done my friend...
We applaud you...
Now you must do away with all enablers
As such as your avi
You are no longer a captain save a hoe
You are General Smack a Trick
Go forth and speak the simpish tongue no more
this deserves a gif... -
The first step is to acknowledge your simpish ways...
That you have done my friend...
We applaud you...
Now you must do away with all enablers
As such as your avi
You are no longer a captain save a hoe
You are General Smack a Trick
Go forth and speak the simpish tongue no more
L.O.L.......preach reverend!!! -
you aint gotta lie to kick it bruh
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My name is No heart and i to was a simp, I've been simp free for going on a yr now. stay strong brother
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TheNoHeart90 wrote: »My name is No heart and i to was a simp, I've been simp free for going on a yr now. stay strong brother
These men^ are making the change today, are you?
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Good job bruh.
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Uhh sorry to break it to you, but quitting simpin cold turkey is like quitting heroin. You gon always have the urge to simp. When you meet a bad broad, the simpin may spontaneously recover. Maybe you should start a self help group, call it simpin anonymous, so other simps like you can help each other with your addiction.
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admitting you have a problem is the first step towards recovery. you should get a sponsor (not in the simp term) that you can talk to when you are feeling weak and think you might relapse and hold the door open for that bad ? with 4 kids by 5 different dudes.
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birdcallaveli wrote: »admitting you have a problem is the first step towards recovery. you should get a sponsor (not in the simp term) that you can talk to when you are feeling weak and think you might relapse and hold the door open for that bad ? with 4 kids by 5 different dudes.
Uh...yo math is a little off shouldn't that be the other way around? -
*accidently walks into a Simpin Anonymous meeting*
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willhustle25 wrote: »Uh...yo math is a little off shouldn't that be the other way around?
nope, intentional "error" cuz every hoe has that one kid where shes not exactly sure who the daddy is so she strings along two simp ass ? . -
Uncle Kingpin wrote: »Uhh sorry to break it to you, but quitting simpin cold turkey is like quitting heroin. You gon always have the urge to simp. When you meet a bad broad, the simpin may spontaneously recover. Maybe you should start a self help group, call it simpin anonymous, so other simps like you can help each other with your addiction.
thinking the sam thing
it comes from the father to the son its like sickle cell out chea
are u a carrier? -
The 12 steps of simps anonymous
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Simpin aint pimpin..
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birdcallaveli wrote: »nope, intentional "error" cuz every hoe has that one kid where shes not exactly sure who the daddy is so she strings along two simp ass ? .
I get the point now.
