Getting a fukk buddy.
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Ight been celibate for 4months, and i was doing sooooo well, past the ? stage and i was just cool.
Then i see this white boy, LAWD, ive never dated nor ? a white boy and this boy for some reason just got me wanting it, like i saw him eating a baguette and LAWD LAWD LAWD i was moist.
Anyways turns out we had a friend in common who introduced us,long story short I blatantly told him via BBM i wanted to ? him, and he was like nah nah u gotta say this to my face blahblah (i joke too much so people never know when to take me seriously) anyways how the hell do you go about telling someone u wanna be thier ? buddy? i dont wanna be his GF or anything like that. i just wanna see that pink paynus.
And no ive never done this ? before so imma need someone to school me on the protocol.
Oh yea, and pros and cons of having a ? buddy?
Then i see this white boy, LAWD, ive never dated nor ? a white boy and this boy for some reason just got me wanting it, like i saw him eating a baguette and LAWD LAWD LAWD i was moist.
Anyways turns out we had a friend in common who introduced us,long story short I blatantly told him via BBM i wanted to ? him, and he was like nah nah u gotta say this to my face blahblah (i joke too much so people never know when to take me seriously) anyways how the hell do you go about telling someone u wanna be thier ? buddy? i dont wanna be his GF or anything like that. i just wanna see that pink paynus.
And no ive never done this ? before so imma need someone to school me on the protocol.
Oh yea, and pros and cons of having a ? buddy?
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You don't tell them anything
You just ? him at night
And ignore his ass during the day
Then during some random conversation you somehow mention that no one in your lives knows that he even exist
And you're super ok with that
Also pick a dude who works a lot and doesn't attention ? on social media(yes that exist)
Although this whole scenario is void if his ? is small -
Once you go white your wetter than sprite
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I gave you a wack, but how about you just TELL HIM what ur tellin us? He's a guy he might lose respect for you but he will still like the honesty and let u smash
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boo @ this thread
*hates*
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Oh and girl
Don't bring him any drama
Many women turn ? buddy situations into wwIII because they're bored and not dating anyone
He's not your man
Your friend
Your boyfriend number 2
Or your boo thang
He's a ? (literally) hop on and hop off -
Princess Jihad wrote: »blakfyahking wrote: »boo @ this thread
*hates*
I mean, it's not like she's gonna ? you anytime soon, tho.
how you know that? LOL
stop intercepting just cause yo simp game is faltering out here -
Princess Jihad wrote: »blakfyahking wrote: »Princess Jihad wrote: »blakfyahking wrote: »boo @ this thread
*hates*
I mean, it's not like she's gonna ? you anytime soon, tho.
how you know that? LOL
stop intercepting just cause yo simp game is faltering out here
There was nothing to intercept, bruh.
PS I don't need simp game. ? naturally flock to me.
that's what you assume shorty............but I ain't gon translate the game for you
but since you looking for a coach, I charge consulting fees............ I'd consider taking you under my counsel
Moreno.Kitamura wrote:Ight been celibate for 4months, and i was doing sooooo well, past the ? stage and i was just cool.
Then i see this white boy, LAWD, ive never dated nor ? a white boy and this boy for some reason just got me wanting it, like i saw him eating a baguette and LAWD LAWD LAWD i was moist.
Anyways turns out we had a friend in common who introduced us,long story short I blatantly told him via BBM i wanted to ? him, and he was like nah nah u gotta say this to my face blahblah (i joke too much so people never know when to take me seriously) anyways how the hell do you go about telling someone u wanna be thier ? buddy? i dont wanna be his GF or anything like that. i just wanna see that pink paynus.
And no ive never done this ? before so imma need someone to school me on the protocol.
Oh yea, and pros and cons of having a ? buddy?
Didn't you make a thread a few months back saying you tried something like that before, but said you weren't really feeling that type of situation?
I don't think you're really about that life Bak.
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LOLOL he doesn't hang around college, them low keys guys which is what i think attarcted me to him aswell, and i know he's not the type to talk about ? like that casually.You don't tell them anything
You just ? him at night
And ignore his ass during the day
Then during some random conversation you somehow mention that no one in your lives knows that he even exist
And you're super ok with that
Also pick a dude who works a lot and doesn't attention ? on social media(yes that exist) Although this whole scenario is void if his ? is small
No pix, lolPrincess Jihad wrote: »Pics? Kick him some ? like this:
"Here's the deal. I'm not looking for anything serious, but you are fine as a mafucka and I've been thinking about what I could do to you. Let's just have fun right now without getting deep with it. We're attracted to each other, so we might as well ? and not let a good thing go to waste."
Something like that. He's a man, you're attractive, and it should be no problems. Hakuna Matata.
and im not brave enough! even the fact that i said it on bbm was a massive deal
I dont recall this...refresh my memory?Moreno.Kitamura wrote:Ight been celibate for 4months, and i was doing sooooo well, past the ? stage and i was just cool.
Then i see this white boy, LAWD, ive never dated nor ? a white boy and this boy for some reason just got me wanting it, like i saw him eating a baguette and LAWD LAWD LAWD i was moist.
Anyways turns out we had a friend in common who introduced us,long story short I blatantly told him via BBM i wanted to ? him, and he was like nah nah u gotta say this to my face blahblah (i joke too much so people never know when to take me seriously) anyways how the hell do you go about telling someone u wanna be thier ? buddy? i dont wanna be his GF or anything like that. i just wanna see that pink paynus.
And no ive never done this ? before so imma need someone to school me on the protocol.
Oh yea, and pros and cons of having a ? buddy?
Didn't you make a thread a few months back saying you tried something like that before, but said you weren't really feeling that type of situation?
I don't think you're really about that life Bak. -
naw dont go out like dat
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now normally I wouldnt say this to a dark skin girl, but moreno is looking so smooth and chocolatey I want to take a bite out of her.
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I would do any and everything to her, excluding things involving ? and or feces.blank davinci wrote: »joseph sun wrote: »now normally I wouldnt say this to a dark skin girl, but moreno is looking so smooth and chocolatey I want to take a bite out of her.
Ay whats poppin Jose?
What else would you do to her bruh?
Let the people know exactly how deep your love is for this woman.
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yea i dont believe in one night stands still...not my thing.Moreno.Kitamura wrote: »
I dont recall this...refresh my memory?Moreno.Kitamura wrote:Ight been celibate for 4months, and i was doing sooooo well, past the ? stage and i was just cool.
Then i see this white boy, LAWD, ive never dated nor ? a white boy and this boy for some reason just got me wanting it, like i saw him eating a baguette and LAWD LAWD LAWD i was moist.
Anyways turns out we had a friend in common who introduced us,long story short I blatantly told him via BBM i wanted to ? him, and he was like nah nah u gotta say this to my face blahblah (i joke too much so people never know when to take me seriously) anyways how the hell do you go about telling someone u wanna be thier ? buddy? i dont wanna be his GF or anything like that. i just wanna see that pink paynus.
And no ive never done this ? before so imma need someone to school me on the protocol.
Oh yea, and pros and cons of having a ? buddy?
Didn't you make a thread a few months back saying you tried something like that before, but said you weren't really feeling that type of situation?
I don't think you're really about that life Bak.
Right here:Moreno.Kitamura wrote: »LOL IC gives me jokes.
Anyways i broke up with dude.
We were on DIFF pages.
I was ready to become a ? yall realtalk, when i went clubbing with my ? thurs i was like ? it i dont care imma have a few one night stands WHY NOT.
luckyly there was no one i found attractive in that club (? ewwww ? in there)
then i had an epiphany like 3 days ago, i was like NO GURL YOU CAINT BE A ?
WHERE IS YO SELF RESPECT?! now i got a 3 month rule.k.
I thought you said something about having a one-night stand too, but I might've been wrong about that.
Yes i do have a 3 month rule for guys i want to DATE.
i just wanna sample this white ? bro.
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hell yeah. every orifice is getting tongue down and anything that can be sucked, will.blank davinci wrote: »joseph sun wrote: »
I would do any and everything to her, excluding things involving ? and or feces.blank davinci wrote: »joseph sun wrote: »now normally I wouldnt say this to a dark skin girl, but moreno is looking so smooth and chocolatey I want to take a bite out of her.
Ay whats poppin Jose?
What else would you do to her bruh?
Let the people know exactly how deep your love is for this woman.
Ok I got you.
So basically eating her ass out, licking her ? till she ? in your mouth, sucking her toes, thats all good with you huh?
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aye craccas stay winning
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somebody needs attention
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thats why i dont ? with dark skin broads...
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T/S sounds so much like a troll. Hilarious post regardless.
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attention seeking..if that was the case wouldnt i have just posted this in donkey or better yet G&S
idiots talking like the powder room gets that much traffic. Hop off my ? - add something useful to this thread or get the hot ? out.
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Yo just call him over to ? it not that hard. Only reason you posted this was to find away to ask him to ? you with out making you look like a ? .
But no matter what you will look like a ? deal with it. -
Moreno.Kitamura wrote: »attention seeking..if that was the case wouldnt i have just posted this in donkey or better yet G&S
idiots talking like the powder room gets that much traffic. Hop off my ? - add something useful to this thread or get the hot ? out.
? ? .
3 words made you catch such feelings you admitted to having a ? ....
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dont really care what i look like. Im not trying to hubby this dude so idgaf. Get your facts straight.Yo just call him over to ? it not that hard. Only reason you posted this was to find away to ask him to ? you with out making you look like a ? .
But no matter what you will look like a ? deal with it.
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ok.bankrupt baller wrote: »Moreno.Kitamura wrote: »attention seeking..if that was the case wouldnt i have just posted this in donkey or better yet G&S
idiots talking like the powder room gets that much traffic. Hop off my ? - add something useful to this thread or get the hot ? out.
? ? .
3 words made you catch such feelings you admitted to having a ? ....
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i like haute
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